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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fifty shades of Grey.
The missus bought a paperback, down Ponty saturday,
i had a look inside her bag t'was Fifty shades of Grey,
Well i just left her to it, at 10 i went to bed,
an hour later she appeared, the sight filled me with dread,
in her left hand was a rope and in her right a whip,
she threw them down on the floor and then began to strip,
Well 50 yrs or so ago i might have had a peek,
but Doris hasn't weathered well she's 84 next week,
Watching Doris bump n groan could not have been much grimmer,
things went from bad to worse when she fell off her zimmer,
She struggled up upon her feet, a couple minutes later,
she put her teeth back in and said.....I MUST DOMINATE HER,
now if you knew my Doris you'd see just why i spluttered,
i'd spent 2 weeks in traction for the last complaint, i muttered,
She stood there nude and naked like, bent forward just a bit,
i thought....what the hell..stepped forward and stood on her left tit,
Doris screamed, her teeth shot out...my god what had i done,
she moaned and groaned then started shouting...STEP ON THE OTHER ONE
Well readers i can tell no more, about what went on that day,
suffice to say my jet black hair, turned...50 SHADES OF GREY!! |
