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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That everytime you wash your car some bird decides to shit all over it?

Just home from car wash and splat all over my roof and bonnet ffs..

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By *ady Penny Morgan SpiceCouple over a year ago

Could be near you........

"That everytime you wash your car some bird decides to shit all over it?

Just home from car wash and splat all over my roof and bonnet ffs.."

Unfortunately it's one of the unwritten rules of the Jungle

so you should have been aware of it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That everytime you wash your car some bird decides to shit all over it?

Just home from car wash and splat all over my roof and bonnet ffs..

Unfortunately it's one of the unwritten rules of the Jungle

so you should have been aware of it! "

Pmsl being aware of it doesn't stop the wee critters from doing it, that's the last 3 occasions it's happened now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you know it was a bird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How do you know it was a bird.

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Coz i seen it squat down on my car and saw its wee face straining to push it out

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS over a year ago

somewhere

The worst

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My kinda bird

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My kinda bird

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Just have a manky car then, at least on the outside.

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

"That everytime you wash your car some bird decides to shit all over it?

Just home from car wash and splat all over my roof and bonnet ffs.."

For me I no longer give the car a full valet and fill

With fuel at the same time as it always equals accidents

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By *hroatitboyMan over a year ago

GLA

I gave up on that a long time ago think my car was grey at one point

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