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If you came with instructions !!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

What would yours say about you ?

Mine would be Highly explosive handle with caution lol!!

yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

on rugby days , it would be like the single from the punk band , the dead kennadys - too d*unk to fuck ,

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

How about " Instant arsehole... Just add alcohol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

contraversial , allmost advisarable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

contraversial , allmost advisarable

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

"fragile" could pop at any second

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 10/02/13 19:32:29]

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Best before 2am....shake well...stand back, pressurised container

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Incase of emergencies....tan windaes!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

I already do, it's tattooed on me

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By *rallvalCouple over a year ago

Dunfermline

Warning: may contain nuts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep Upright if Possible!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

never expose to bright light, never get wet (which will make me multiply); and, most importantly: never, ever feed me after midnight.

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

Hot!

Handle with Care

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Apply even pressure when using applicator.

Does exactly what it says on the tim

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By *exyasMan over a year ago

glasgow

Plug and play lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Light the fuse and stand well back!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If liquid gets in eyes. Wash out with warm water immediately.

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

quiet we wumman until u light the touch paper stand well back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I already do, it's tattooed on me

But what does the word/letters mean?

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By *autious CoupleCouple over a year ago

home

Please consume before three days after opening

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Keep away from from naked flames

not naked ladies

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

If swallowed medical attention is NOT required...just enjoy ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May contain nuts!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about.......lie flat while damp......lol.......oooooooooo imagine!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This way up

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"How about.......lie flat while damp......lol.......oooooooooo imagine!!"

Now thats a good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mouth to mouth resuscitation may be required in emergencies ......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/02/13 12:54:04]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

peel outer wrappings off slowly..................then dive right in!!!!

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By *ir laugh a lotMan over a year ago

glasgow

service daily

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

double check all parts are there b4 u feel u av to return

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Handle with care and wash at 40 degrees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

anyone translate chinese for me dam instructions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This way up !

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By *ictiiWitchCouple over a year ago

Helensburgh

WARNING!! Addictive.

Some known side effect are: pain, swelling, breathing difficulties and blurred vision.

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"anyone translate chinese for me dam instructions

And I thought they were kidding when they said you had made in china stamped on your ass lmao

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"WARNING!! Addictive.

Some known side effect are: pain, swelling, breathing difficulties and blurred vision.

Sod the side effects, I can live with them lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not take seriously....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone translate chinese for me dam instructions

And I thought they were kidding when they said you had made in china stamped on your ass lmao

"
excellent _ndykay pishing myself laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WARNING!! Addictive.

Some known side effect are: pain, swelling, breathing difficulties and blurred vision.

"
thats what happens when people dont read whats in a snickers bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not approach if suffering from heart condition or a weak constitution.

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Contains testosterone. Apply liberally to affected areas, suitable for internal use

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unstable avoid at all costs

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By *cottybhoyMan over a year ago

falkirk

Return to sender!

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Does contain nuts

Handle with care until warmed up then aim away from face unless you're that way inclined lol

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

return if not satisfied

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unwrap carefully, lift gently and place in bed, and keep warm at all times!

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