"Happy to be the tea maid at this event.  will you wear the maids uniform ??"
Maybe just the apron....going for a twist on Butler in the Buff.... Maid in the Buff. Think there could be a market for that! |
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"Happy to be the tea maid at this event. will you wear the maids uniform ??
Maybe just the apron....going for a twist on Butler in the Buff.... Maid in the Buff. Think there could be a market for that! "
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"My mind is bursting with sexual innuendos
Well don't just keep them to yourself, spill "
Obviously the tea bagging, but can you fill my cup up with your tea, right to the brim please, actually say when......tea and sexual consent. You are my cup of tea or actually perhaps not my cup of tea at all. The Tea is hot so you will need to give it a blow.
The spout is spilling everywhere lol. Stop rimming each other mugs. I mean... feel free to add any  |
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By *ennyjMan 23 weeks ago
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"My mind is bursting with sexual innuendos
Well don't just keep them to yourself, spill
Obviously the tea bagging, but can you fill my cup up with your tea, right to the brim please, actually say when......tea and sexual consent. You are my cup of tea or actually perhaps not my cup of tea at all. The Tea is hot so you will need to give it a blow.
The spout is spilling everywhere lol. Stop rimming each other mugs. I mean... feel free to add any "
some of the white stuff on top please  |
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By *ennyjMan 23 weeks ago
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"My mind is bursting with sexual innuendos
Well don't just keep them to yourself, spill
Obviously the tea bagging, but can you fill my cup up with your tea, right to the brim please, actually say when......tea and sexual consent. You are my cup of tea or actually perhaps not my cup of tea at all. The Tea is hot so you will need to give it a blow.
The spout is spilling everywhere lol. Stop rimming each other mugs. I mean... feel free to add any some of the white stuff on top please "
Do you slurp or sip |
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"My mind is bursting with sexual innuendos
Well don't just keep them to yourself, spill
Obviously the tea bagging, but can you fill my cup up with your tea, right to the brim please, actually say when......tea and sexual consent. You are my cup of tea or actually perhaps not my cup of tea at all. The Tea is hot so you will need to give it a blow.
The spout is spilling everywhere lol. Stop rimming each other mugs. I mean... feel free to add any some of the white stuff on top please "
Haha oh....you have some white froth on your top lip! |
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By *ennyjMan 23 weeks ago
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"My mind is bursting with sexual innuendos
Well don't just keep them to yourself, spill
Obviously the tea bagging, but can you fill my cup up with your tea, right to the brim please, actually say when......tea and sexual consent. You are my cup of tea or actually perhaps not my cup of tea at all. The Tea is hot so you will need to give it a blow.
The spout is spilling everywhere lol. Stop rimming each other mugs. I mean... feel free to add any some of the white stuff on top please
Haha oh....you have some white froth on your top lip! "
Feel free to suck it off .....the froth |
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"Dammit! We are out of milk.....*looks around the room and smirks*
So what we gonna use then maid
There is only one thing we can use......cream
I'm all out of it ??"
For goodness sake....do I have to do everything around here? |
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By *ennyjMan 23 weeks ago
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"Dammit! We are out of milk.....*looks around the room and smirks*
So what we gonna use then maid
There is only one thing we can use......cream
I'm all out of it ??
For goodness sake....do I have to do everything around here? "
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By *ennyjMan 23 weeks ago
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"Dammit! We are out of milk.....*looks around the room and smirks*
So what we gonna use then maid
There is only one thing we can use......cream
I'm all out of it ??
For goodness sake....do I have to do everything around here? "
Only the essentials I'll provide the goodies and when run-out just need to improvise ?? |
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"My mind is bursting with sexual innuendos
Well don't just keep them to yourself, spill
Obviously the tea bagging, but can you fill my cup up with your tea, right to the brim please, actually say when......tea and sexual consent. You are my cup of tea or actually perhaps not my cup of tea at all. The Tea is hot so you will need to give it a blow.
The spout is spilling everywhere lol. Stop rimming each other mugs. I mean... feel free to add any "
I'm a little teapot short n stout here's my handle n here's my spout  its got a little drip would you care to lick ? Just the tip or you will make it spit |
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"I've hosted wank groups. Thoroughly enjoyed them. Definitely going to have another one in the new year
Love this! "
Id wanna give this a shot, sounds kinda kinky |
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"Any Glasgow (or nearby) based guys up for a group wanking session? Get some porn on and wank off? ??"
why not do a Charity Wank for people who are looking for Sperm Donaters rather that waste life |
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"I'd consider this..especially with Maid Roxy to keep and eye on us and clean up afterward"
It is going to be a tough shift, but for maids and muffs everywhere, I am willing to carry the burden. Obviously head over to that jacuzzi of yours (snooped in your pics) afterwards x |
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"I'd consider this..especially with Maid Roxy to keep and eye on us and clean up afterward
It is going to be a tough shift, but for maids and muffs everywhere, I am willing to carry the burden. Obviously head over to that jacuzzi of yours (snooped in your pics) afterwards x"
Room for another |
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"I'd consider this..especially with Maid Roxy to keep and eye on us and clean up afterward
It is going to be a tough shift, but for maids and muffs everywhere, I am willing to carry the burden. Obviously head over to that jacuzzi of yours (snooped in your pics) afterwards x
Room for another "
Looks like Justavoyeur1 is getting a party! |
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"I'd consider this..especially with Maid Roxy to keep and eye on us and clean up afterward
It is going to be a tough shift, but for maids and muffs everywhere, I am willing to carry the burden. Obviously head over to that jacuzzi of yours (snooped in your pics) afterwards x
Room for another
Looks like Justavoyeur1 is getting a party! "
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I attended a Glasgow event this year and we have often said we would hold another(regular chat group) but unfortunately last one couldn't find suitable location so hopefully there will be another in better weather. This was more male orientated with female host. Great afternoon was had by all attendees. |
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"I attended a Glasgow event this year and we have often said we would hold another(regular chat group) but unfortunately last one couldn't find suitable location so hopefully there will be another in better weather. This was more male orientated with female host. Great afternoon was had by all attendees."
I'll definitely get one organised at the turn of the year |
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By *ikosMan 21 weeks ago
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"I attended a Glasgow event this year and we have often said we would hold another(regular chat group) but unfortunately last one couldn't find suitable location so hopefully there will be another in better weather. This was more male orientated with female host. Great afternoon was had by all attendees.
I'll definitely get one organised at the turn of the year "
I’d love to be part of this |
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"I attended a Glasgow event this year and we have often said we would hold another(regular chat group) but unfortunately last one couldn't find suitable location so hopefully there will be another in better weather. This was more male orientated with female host. Great afternoon was had by all attendees.
I'll definitely get one organised at the turn of the year "
Count me in. |
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I've got some questions.
Who gets to pick the porn and what if you don't like it?
Do you get a prize for coming first? Or a prize for blasting it furthest?
How do you clean cum off a TV screen without damaging it?
Do you put plastic sheeting down on the floor to protect the carpet?
What happens if you cum last? Are all the other group wankers just watching you or do they fuck off and leave you to switch the lights off?
These things bother me. |
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"I've got some questions.
Who gets to pick the porn and what if you don't like it?
Do you get a prize for coming first? Or a prize for blasting it furthest?
How do you clean cum off a TV screen without damaging it?
Do you put plastic sheeting down on the floor to protect the carpet?
What happens if you cum last? Are all the other group wankers just watching you or do they fuck off and leave you to switch the lights off?
These things bother me."
The host picks the porn. If you don't like it then suggest one from the selection
No prizes. Just a laid back fun afternoon
No one has been disrespectful enough to jizz on the TV at any of my groups but any cleaner will be fine
A towel is sufficient and more aesthetic than plastic sheeting
No one actually cares who comes last. They are too busy watching the host
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"I've got some questions.
Who gets to pick the porn and what if you don't like it?
Do you get a prize for coming first? Or a prize for blasting it furthest?
How do you clean cum off a TV screen without damaging it?
Do you put plastic sheeting down on the floor to protect the carpet?
What happens if you cum last? Are all the other group wankers just watching you or do they fuck off and leave you to switch the lights off?
These things bother me.
The host picks the porn. If you don't like it then suggest one from the selection
No prizes. Just a laid back fun afternoon
No one has been disrespectful enough to jizz on the TV at any of my groups but any cleaner will be fine
A towel is sufficient and more aesthetic than plastic sheeting
No one actually cares who comes last. They are too busy watching the host
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Can't wait to find out what the host is up to |
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