FabSwingers.com > Forums > Scotland > My new favourite quote

My new favourite quote

Jump to: Newest in thread

By *ife2010 OP Couple 20 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

We had a social last night, very enjoyable, and we were asked about Ks sexuality;

‘Straighter than the pole your mum dances around!’

Love it!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ordflash heartMan 20 weeks ago

Motherwell

Your as much use as a fish way tits.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *assy LassieWoman 20 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

If I wanted the opinion of a prick I would have asked a cactus

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *agnar73Man 20 weeks ago

Glasgow

"If I wanted the opinion of a prick I would have asked a cactus"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ordflash heartMan 20 weeks ago

Motherwell

"If I wanted the opinion of a prick I would have asked a cactus"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago

At work me and my work bestie noticed a gorgeous new member of staff, and she said...

Fuck it row him like a boat.

Absolutely cracked me up

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *agnar73Man 20 weeks ago

Glasgow

"At work me and my work bestie noticed a gorgeous new member of staff, and she said...

Fuck it row him like a boat.

Absolutely cracked me up"

Aw man giggled at that

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *idden Gem69Woman 19 weeks ago

north lanarkshire

Said to a guy who was trying to fire into me last year that he wasn't shy and his reply was "shy weans don't get sweeties" lol use it all the time now

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *othardandfreeMan 19 weeks ago

.here and there

Been in more beds than a gardners spade is one that comes to mind.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 19 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

More teeth than a Ferrari gearbox

She dishes it out like a Bombay money lender

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *essarosa7leeCouple 19 weeks ago

East Fife

"If we are to much, go find less. Respectfully."

Lol

Xxx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Just because I rock ! Doesn’t mean I’m made of stone !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *allerthanaverage79Man 19 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Either "a standing cock has no conscience", or as once instructed on the way to the gents at a dinner, "anymare than two shakes and Ur playin way it!"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Iff I wanted an arseholes opinion I'd bend over and ask my own

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic