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Fabbers! What's YOUR best feature..?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...Or attribute?
A bit of fun on a freezing Tuesday, still in winter - obvs
What is your unique selling point?
In real life, on Fab, physically, emotionally, at a meet? Etcetera etcetera...
What gets YOU to your holy glory hole?
I'll start:
I have a face like crushed walnuts. In a used condom. That's just been run over.
But apparently I can be quite charming! Sometimes, but maybe not often enough...
So, over to you - Go
Most creative gets a free trip down south. To Cunthorpe xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just tits on leg's, I'm not funny or charming so yeah just tits"
Love it
And you do know what the best thing about tits are though, don't you?
TITS  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "
"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My left index finger
OK - so what's so special about it?
Haha just looks amazing "
Is it bigger or smaller than your "John Doe", though?
"The old fella?"
"The family jewels?"
"Ma big, bouncy boaby?"
Be honest.
From my own personal experience, plenty women have told me size simply doesn't matter. But I'm a lovely guy. Here's a taxi number  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My forum humour….duh
Great pic btw...
But.
Do.
You.
Take.
Steroids?
Just thought I'd ask mucker xx
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Sadly.
I.
Have.
A.
Neurological.
Condition.
That.
Would.
Get.
Much.
Worse.
With.
Steroids.
So, negative on that x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have very aestheticly pleasing hands.
And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine."
Good hands AND an expert in Italian wine?!?
...Shagger!!!
...I bet you have plenty veri's then?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx "
Why thank you ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My forum humour….duh
Great pic btw...
But.
Do.
You.
Take.
Steroids?
Just thought I'd ask mucker xx
Sadly.
I.
Have.
A.
Neurological.
Condition.
That.
Would.
Get.
Much.
Worse.
With.
Steroids.
So, negative on that x"
I'm 100% straight btw... but given the right - or wrong - circumstances, I could maybe lick those abs mate
On a serious note, PM me ( if ya want): genuinely interested in the neurological thing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have an 8 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears "
So... You're Gene Simmons from the (hilarious) band 'Kiss' then, aren't you?
Welcome back to Fab Gene...it's been TOO long!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have very aestheticly pleasing hands.
And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine.
Good hands AND an expert in Italian wine?!?
...Shagger!!!
...I bet you have plenty veri's then?
"
Sadly not, most of the ladies on here seem to prefer pints of Belhaven. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx
Why thank you ! "
How about we make the perfect couple then?
'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?
I'll be 'Fanny' - natch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx
Why thank you !
How about we make the perfect couple then?
'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?
I'll be 'Fanny' - natch "
Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it  |
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "
Those compliments on your eyes must be from other women as there’s no guys on here who look at a woman’s eyes while talking to them.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx
Why thank you !
How about we make the perfect couple then?
'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?
I'll be 'Fanny' - natch
Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it "
Really? Naw!!!
How's about then...
'Ariola Grande... and...
Ted Fundy' (not sure if everyone will get that, but it is a goodie...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have very aestheticly pleasing hands.
And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine.
Good hands AND an expert in Italian wine?!?
...Shagger!!!
...I bet you have plenty veri's then?
Sadly not, most of the ladies on here seem to prefer pints of Belhaven."
I'm truly sorry to hear that mucker: as we all know, Belhaven boozers...
...Are utter shite. Right?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think probably my eyes or my boobs.
I try to think I’m a nice person too! "
Eyes. Boobs?
I'm a middle-aged mother- fck-ur... and I'VE got them too. 'Moobs' really...
Are you REALLY a nice person though?!?
Let's be honest. We're all friends here. I think  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I must have quite a nice back
as I’m always hearing people say there glad to see the back of me "
"Highland_Guy_007"...
From a straight guy though (me)... ya gotta nice looking cock. But it does look a bit bendy. Do you lose it sometimes?
On the 'A" roads?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx
Why thank you !
How about we make the perfect couple then?
'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?
I'll be 'Fanny' - natch
Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it "
You always have THE best usernames  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx
Why thank you !
How about we make the perfect couple then?
'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?
I'll be 'Fanny' - natch
Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it
You always have THE best usernames "
I make trees look sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx
Why thank you !
How about we make the perfect couple then?
'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?
I'll be 'Fanny' - natch
Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it
You always have THE best usernames
I make trees look sexy "
Hahaha...
But seriously mucker, bet ye can't get as much wood  |
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"...Or attribute?
A bit of fun on a freezing Tuesday, still in winter - obvs
What is your unique selling point?
In real life, on Fab, physically, emotionally, at a meet? Etcetera etcetera...
What gets YOU to your holy glory hole?
I'll start:
I have a face like crushed walnuts. In a used condom. That's just been run over.
But apparently I can be quite charming! Sometimes, but maybe not often enough...
So, over to you - Go
Most creative gets a free trip down south. To Cunthorpe xx"
Champion scone eater! |
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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago
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"I think probably my eyes or my boobs.
I try to think I’m a nice person too!
Eyes. Boobs?
I'm a middle-aged mother- fck-ur... and I'VE got them too. 'Moobs' really...
Are you REALLY a nice person though?!?
Let's be honest. We're all friends here. I think "
I think you would need to ask some of my friends who have met me the answer to that
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx
Why thank you !
How about we make the perfect couple then?
'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?
I'll be 'Fanny' - natch
Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it
You always have THE best usernames
I make trees look sexy "
Tree-mendously sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...Or attribute?
A bit of fun on a freezing Tuesday, still in winter - obvs
What is your unique selling point?
In real life, on Fab, physically, emotionally, at a meet? Etcetera etcetera...
What gets YOU to your holy glory hole?
I'll start:
I have a face like crushed walnuts. In a used condom. That's just been run over.
But apparently I can be quite charming! Sometimes, but maybe not often enough...
So, over to you - Go
Most creative gets a free trip down south. To Cunthorpe xx
Champion scone eater!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think probably my eyes or my boobs.
I try to think I’m a nice person too!
Eyes. Boobs?
I'm a middle-aged mother- fck-ur... and I'VE got them too. 'Moobs' really...
Are you REALLY a nice person though?!?
Let's be honest. We're all friends here. I think
I think you would need to ask some of my friends who have met me the answer to that
"
'Shy_Me_2020...'
Never mind yer friends, OK?.
What do YOU think YOUR fave charactaristics/attribute or physical feature are? On Fab? In real life?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx"
Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying  |
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx
Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying "
Pretty much lol ?? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx
Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying
Pretty much lol ?? xx"
Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year  |
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx
Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying
Pretty much lol ?? xx
Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year "
What can I say... its a talent lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx
Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying
Pretty much lol ?? xx
Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year
What can I say... its a talent lol xx"
It’s a good talent definitely jealous saves a fortune on drink money  |
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx
Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying
Pretty much lol ?? xx
Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year
What can I say... its a talent lol xx
It’s a good talent definitely jealous saves a fortune on drink money "
My purse is usually in there too lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx
Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying
Pretty much lol ?? xx
Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year
What can I say... its a talent lol xx
It’s a good talent definitely jealous saves a fortune on drink money
My purse is usually in there too lol xx"
Stop it your just showing off now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have very aestheticly pleasing hands.
And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine.
Good hands AND an expert in Italian wine?!?
...Shagger!!!
...I bet you have plenty veri's then?
Sadly not, most of the ladies on here seem to prefer pints of Belhaven.
I'm truly sorry to hear that mucker: as we all know, Belhaven boozers...
...Are utter shite. Right? "
Yes, I only frequent gastro pubs and wine bars, to make sure I'm the most alpha man in the room. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm as subtle as a baseball bat to the head. I play it straight, take it or leave it. I'm not everyone's cuppa tea, and not everyone is mine"
Same here...
Although if I'm in the mood, I do enjoy offending the occasional snowflake  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My bitch stare apparently.
Tell us more
You've got lovely brown eyes actually.
I've been called "The Ice Maiden " on many a night out."
Why thank you, lovely thing to say xx
Although they're hazel  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My big… blue eyes
Well Mrs I would say everything about you is unique, your personality, your wit, your beauty and your skill at diffusing arguments on the forums xx"
Awww you’re a sweetie not just in name CG thank ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
You do have beautiful eyes!"
Thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
You do have beautiful eyes!
Thanks "
Auch your eyes are Ok x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
You do have beautiful eyes!
Thanks
Auch your eyes are Ok x"
Lol cheers horsey can always count on you tae keep it real  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
You do have beautiful eyes!
Thanks
Auch your eyes are Ok x
Lol cheers horsey can always count on you tae keep it real "
I just spat my tea out laughing all over my stringed pants
Love ya loads and you know it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too
You do have beautiful eyes!
Thanks
Auch your eyes are Ok x
Lol cheers horsey can always count on you tae keep it real
I just spat my tea out laughing all over my stringed pants
Love ya loads and you know it "
Stringed pants ..along as its no a string vest eh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being a giy who loves himself and others have told me since i was 18yrs old. And proven by so many guys Bi and gay .it was my Arse pic so am sure it says it all  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Being a giy who loves himself and others have told me since i was 18yrs old. And proven by so many guys Bi and gay .it was my Arse pic so am sure it says it all "
Nice one, but what is a "giy?":
Is this another gender I have to be ok with in 2024?!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ass. Oh wait, I have no ass!
My sense of humour. Nope don't have one if those.
Being a bitch.. yup.. being a bitch.. that's my attribute.. "
Tee-Hee  |
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