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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

...Or attribute?

A bit of fun on a freezing Tuesday, still in winter - obvs

What is your unique selling point?

In real life, on Fab, physically, emotionally, at a meet? Etcetera etcetera...

What gets YOU to your holy glory hole?

I'll start:

I have a face like crushed walnuts. In a used condom. That's just been run over.

But apparently I can be quite charming! Sometimes, but maybe not often enough...

So, over to you - Go

Most creative gets a free trip down south. To Cunthorpe xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My forum humour….duh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cooking skills

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By *ellaboo400Couple  over a year ago

Gorebridge

I'm just tits on leg's, I'm not funny or charming so yeah just tits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

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By *ueen CatWoman  over a year ago

fife


"My forum humour….duh "

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By *illing witchCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

My beard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My beard"

#

Haven't seen your beard but that tickled me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm just tits on leg's, I'm not funny or charming so yeah just tits"

Love it

And you do know what the best thing about tits are though, don't you?

TITS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My left index finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My beard"

Aye - but where exactly is your beard?

Could be a deal breaker, just saying... Or a kink niche I suppose..?

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By *adbury girlWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"My forum humour….duh "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "

"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My left index finger "

OK - so what's so special about it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My left index finger

OK - so what's so special about it?

"

Haha just looks amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My forum humour….duh "

Great pic btw...

But.

Do.

You.

Take.

Steroids?

Just thought I'd ask mucker xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My left index finger

OK - so what's so special about it?

Haha just looks amazing "

Is it bigger or smaller than your "John Doe", though?

"The old fella?"

"The family jewels?"

"Ma big, bouncy boaby?"

Be honest.

From my own personal experience, plenty women have told me size simply doesn't matter. But I'm a lovely guy. Here's a taxi number

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have very aestheticly pleasing hands.

And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My forum humour….duh

Great pic btw...

But.

Do.

You.

Take.

Steroids?

Just thought I'd ask mucker xx

"

Sadly.

I.

Have.

A.

Neurological.

Condition.

That.

Would.

Get.

Much.

Worse.

With.

Steroids.

So, negative on that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have very aestheticly pleasing hands.

And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine."

Good hands AND an expert in Italian wine?!?

...Shagger!!!

...I bet you have plenty veri's then?

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By *un meets nsaMan  over a year ago

stirlingshire

I have an 8 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx "

Why thank you !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My forum humour….duh

Great pic btw...

But.

Do.

You.

Take.

Steroids?

Just thought I'd ask mucker xx

Sadly.

I.

Have.

A.

Neurological.

Condition.

That.

Would.

Get.

Much.

Worse.

With.

Steroids.

So, negative on that x"

I'm 100% straight btw... but given the right - or wrong - circumstances, I could maybe lick those abs mate

On a serious note, PM me ( if ya want): genuinely interested in the neurological thing

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By *rdadjokesMan  over a year ago

Stirling

With a face a mother could only love I need to depend on my personality and my jokes.

I'm usually not bad at making people feel welcome and people open up to me easy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have an 8 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears "

So... You're Gene Simmons from the (hilarious) band 'Kiss' then, aren't you?

Welcome back to Fab Gene...it's been TOO long!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have very aestheticly pleasing hands.

And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine.

Good hands AND an expert in Italian wine?!?

...Shagger!!!

...I bet you have plenty veri's then?

"

Sadly not, most of the ladies on here seem to prefer pints of Belhaven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx

Why thank you ! "

How about we make the perfect couple then?

'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?

I'll be 'Fanny' - natch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx

Why thank you !

How about we make the perfect couple then?

'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?

I'll be 'Fanny' - natch "

Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it

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By *M60Couple  over a year ago

Central Scotland

I can vouch for Spready on all three !

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By *ighlandguy007Man  over a year ago

_nverness

I must have quite a nice back

as I’m always hearing people say there glad to see the back of me

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By *M60Couple  over a year ago

Central Scotland

No idea but folk seem to get on with me.

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By *ighlandguy007Man  over a year ago

_nverness


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "

Those compliments on your eyes must be from other women as there’s no guys on here who look at a woman’s eyes while talking to them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx

Why thank you !

How about we make the perfect couple then?

'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?

I'll be 'Fanny' - natch

Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it "

Really? Naw!!!

How's about then...

'Ariola Grande... and...

Ted Fundy' (not sure if everyone will get that, but it is a goodie...

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By *hyme2020Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland

I think probably my eyes or my boobs.

I try to think I’m a nice person too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have very aestheticly pleasing hands.

And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine.

Good hands AND an expert in Italian wine?!?

...Shagger!!!

...I bet you have plenty veri's then?

Sadly not, most of the ladies on here seem to prefer pints of Belhaven."

I'm truly sorry to hear that mucker: as we all know, Belhaven boozers...

...Are utter shite. Right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think probably my eyes or my boobs.

I try to think I’m a nice person too! "

Eyes. Boobs?

I'm a middle-aged mother- fck-ur... and I'VE got them too. 'Moobs' really...

Are you REALLY a nice person though?!?

Let's be honest. We're all friends here. I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I must have quite a nice back

as I’m always hearing people say there glad to see the back of me "

"Highland_Guy_007"...

From a straight guy though (me)... ya gotta nice looking cock. But it does look a bit bendy. Do you lose it sometimes?

On the 'A" roads?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No idea but folk seem to get on with me."

Are you sure about that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My big… blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx

Why thank you !

How about we make the perfect couple then?

'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?

I'll be 'Fanny' - natch

Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it "

You always have THE best usernames

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My big… blue eyes "

I think...

...your... big...blue... eyes...

Might be..

Perfect xx

Well done you! Strong genetics!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx

Why thank you !

How about we make the perfect couple then?

'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?

I'll be 'Fanny' - natch

Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it

You always have THE best usernames "

I make trees look sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx

Why thank you !

How about we make the perfect couple then?

'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?

I'll be 'Fanny' - natch

Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it

You always have THE best usernames

I make trees look sexy "

Hahaha...

But seriously mucker, bet ye can't get as much wood

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By *assy LassieWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"...Or attribute?

A bit of fun on a freezing Tuesday, still in winter - obvs

What is your unique selling point?

In real life, on Fab, physically, emotionally, at a meet? Etcetera etcetera...

What gets YOU to your holy glory hole?

I'll start:

I have a face like crushed walnuts. In a used condom. That's just been run over.

But apparently I can be quite charming! Sometimes, but maybe not often enough...

So, over to you - Go

Most creative gets a free trip down south. To Cunthorpe xx"

Champion scone eater!

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By *hyme2020Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland


"I think probably my eyes or my boobs.

I try to think I’m a nice person too!

Eyes. Boobs?

I'm a middle-aged mother- fck-ur... and I'VE got them too. 'Moobs' really...

Are you REALLY a nice person though?!?

Let's be honest. We're all friends here. I think "

I think you would need to ask some of my friends who have met me the answer to that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

"Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx

Why thank you !

How about we make the perfect couple then?

'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'?

I'll be 'Fanny' - natch

Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it

You always have THE best usernames

I make trees look sexy "

Tree-mendously sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"...Or attribute?

A bit of fun on a freezing Tuesday, still in winter - obvs

What is your unique selling point?

In real life, on Fab, physically, emotionally, at a meet? Etcetera etcetera...

What gets YOU to your holy glory hole?

I'll start:

I have a face like crushed walnuts. In a used condom. That's just been run over.

But apparently I can be quite charming! Sometimes, but maybe not often enough...

So, over to you - Go

Most creative gets a free trip down south. To Cunthorpe xx

Champion scone eater!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think probably my eyes or my boobs.

I try to think I’m a nice person too!

Eyes. Boobs?

I'm a middle-aged mother- fck-ur... and I'VE got them too. 'Moobs' really...

Are you REALLY a nice person though?!?

Let's be honest. We're all friends here. I think

I think you would need to ask some of my friends who have met me the answer to that

"

'Shy_Me_2020...'

Never mind yer friends, OK?.

What do YOU think YOUR fave charactaristics/attribute or physical feature are? On Fab? In real life?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My handsome face.

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By *ee pandaWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx"

Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying

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By *ee pandaWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx

Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying "

Pretty much lol ?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx

Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying

Pretty much lol ?? xx"

Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year

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By *ee pandaWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx

Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying

Pretty much lol ?? xx

Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year "

What can I say... its a talent lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx

Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying

Pretty much lol ?? xx

Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year

What can I say... its a talent lol xx"

It’s a good talent definitely jealous saves a fortune on drink money

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By *ee pandaWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx

Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying

Pretty much lol ?? xx

Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year

What can I say... its a talent lol xx

It’s a good talent definitely jealous saves a fortune on drink money "

My purse is usually in there too lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx

Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying

Pretty much lol ?? xx

Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year

What can I say... its a talent lol xx

It’s a good talent definitely jealous saves a fortune on drink money

My purse is usually in there too lol xx"

Stop it your just showing off now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m definitely better from the neck down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m definitely better from the neck down "

All the way down or are your feet ugly too?

I only say as I tend to say that about myself

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

The wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having a Irish accent gets me in more trouble than anything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have very aestheticly pleasing hands.

And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine.

Good hands AND an expert in Italian wine?!?

...Shagger!!!

...I bet you have plenty veri's then?

Sadly not, most of the ladies on here seem to prefer pints of Belhaven.

I'm truly sorry to hear that mucker: as we all know, Belhaven boozers...

...Are utter shite. Right? "

Yes, I only frequent gastro pubs and wine bars, to make sure I'm the most alpha man in the room.

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By *adbury girlWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"My big… blue eyes "

Well Mrs I would say everything about you is unique, your personality, your wit, your beauty and your skill at diffusing arguments on the forums xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been told my smile . Mrs

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Always get compliments on my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My eyes tend to get the odd comment so I'll go with that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mrs bum and eyes

Mr hair

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By *loriouscurvesWoman  over a year ago

wild west lothian

My smile and eyes

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"My eyes tend to get the odd comment so I'll go with that."
Im not surprised

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By *ympho6969Woman  over a year ago

glasgow

I'm as subtle as a baseball bat to the head. I play it straight, take it or leave it. I'm not everyone's cuppa tea, and not everyone is mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My bitch stare apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm as subtle as a baseball bat to the head. I play it straight, take it or leave it. I'm not everyone's cuppa tea, and not everyone is mine"

Same here...

Although if I'm in the mood, I do enjoy offending the occasional snowflake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My bitch stare apparently."

Tell us more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My bitch stare apparently.

Tell us more "

You've got lovely brown eyes actually.

I've been called "The Ice Maiden " on many a night out.

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By *ighlander81Man  over a year ago

Hamilton

My Height

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By *ab_Fucker_xxxMan  over a year ago

Bellshill

My green eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My bitch stare apparently.

Tell us more

You've got lovely brown eyes actually.

I've been called "The Ice Maiden " on many a night out."

Why thank you, lovely thing to say xx

Although they're hazel

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My Height "

So you're about 3 free tall then?

Or 8 and a half?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my eyes

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By *ungislanderMan  over a year ago

Stornoway

Probably my VO2 max

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My big… blue eyes

Well Mrs I would say everything about you is unique, your personality, your wit, your beauty and your skill at diffusing arguments on the forums xx"

Awww you’re a sweetie not just in name CG thank ya

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By *eebzMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Been told my lips are nice once or twice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gosh... No idea.

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By *ighlander81Man  over a year ago

Hamilton


"My Height

So you're about 3 free tall then?

Or 8 and a half?

"

I sometimes think it would be more practical at 3ft but in 6ft 5 and it seems to get the attention

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, that's a big big bonus to this tall.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will not be shy and say that my feature is whole body, because I cherish myself with discipline.

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS  over a year ago

Glasgow

My legs

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By *SCouple81Couple  over a year ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

Mrs' smile is a killer

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By *oneys1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

The wife's has to be her tits and face.

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I genuinely haven't a clue. Someone told me I had a nice arse.

So perhaps my best features are behind me.

Boom boom....I'll see myself out ...

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By *helamontsCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *helamontsCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Legs ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Supposedly my eyes.

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By *nverMan  over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun

My ability to rip the pish oot of GlasgowHorsey.

Loves ya Eeyore

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My ability to rip the pish oot of GlasgowHorsey.

Loves ya Eeyore "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Them thighs and bahookie from walking and pedalling...

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By *mbergirl1984Woman  over a year ago

glasgow

I’m going to jump on the ‘my legs’ bandwagon

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m going to jump on the ‘my legs’ bandwagon "

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By *adbury girlWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I genuinely haven't a clue. Someone told me I had a nice arse.

So perhaps my best features are behind me.

Boom boom....I'll see myself out ..."

Well it’s not your patter

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By *ilveryFoxMan  over a year ago

Midlothian

I have great hair……on my head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Supposedly my eyes.

"

Well they're straight. That's always a plus on here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Enough false modesty....

My clunge.

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Probably legs.

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By *hogun300Man  over a year ago

Dundee

Not telling, it's a secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Enough false modesty....

My clunge."

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By *addyBearScoMan  over a year ago

aberdeen

Natural optimism

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Irish accent of course

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan  over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Broken nose.

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By *igGus81Man  over a year ago

Paisley

Got to be my body. Face from crimewatch body from baywatch

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By *lub RougeCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow / Ayrshire

Boobies

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By *upiter4meMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

My smile and humorous side,

But after a meet people say my cock

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By *o scandalousWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

My eyes.

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By *ittleRed18Woman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

You'll find mine in the top half of my torso... my heart of gold obviously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You'll find mine in the top half of my torso... my heart of gold obviously "

You have some set of ….. eyes on you alright

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "

You do have beautiful eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

You do have beautiful eyes!"

Thanks

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By *ngelnfugyCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fugy has to be his chatroom banter

Angel has to be my rosy ass

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By *exybreeksMan  over a year ago

East Calder

I'm no Gordon Ramsay but I'm decent in the kitchen. Well, I can follow a recipe at least.

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By *exybreeksMan  over a year ago

East Calder

[Removed by poster at 09/02/24 17:07:59]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My bum or my charming personality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

You do have beautiful eyes!

Thanks "

Auch your eyes are Ok x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

You do have beautiful eyes!

Thanks

Auch your eyes are Ok x"

Lol cheers horsey can always count on you tae keep it real

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

You do have beautiful eyes!

Thanks

Auch your eyes are Ok x

Lol cheers horsey can always count on you tae keep it real "

I just spat my tea out laughing all over my stringed pants

Love ya loads and you know it

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By *o scandalousWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 09/02/24 18:31:41]

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By *o scandalousWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Horseys best feature is his huge cock. That’s why he got his name.

A friend told me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too

You do have beautiful eyes!

Thanks

Auch your eyes are Ok x

Lol cheers horsey can always count on you tae keep it real

I just spat my tea out laughing all over my stringed pants

Love ya loads and you know it "

Stringed pants ..along as its no a string vest eh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being a giy who loves himself and others have told me since i was 18yrs old. And proven by so many guys Bi and gay .it was my Arse pic so am sure it says it all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Being a giy who loves himself and others have told me since i was 18yrs old. And proven by so many guys Bi and gay .it was my Arse pic so am sure it says it all "

Nice one, but what is a "giy?":

Is this another gender I have to be ok with in 2024?!

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By *melia DominaTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

My ass. Oh wait, I have no ass!

My sense of humour. Nope don't have one if those.

Being a bitch.. yup.. being a bitch.. that's my attribute..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My ass. Oh wait, I have no ass!

My sense of humour. Nope don't have one if those.

Being a bitch.. yup.. being a bitch.. that's my attribute.. "

Tee-Hee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You have got a cute face and a nice ass too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My singing and being weird.

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By *amoruUsagiCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

I have massive tits and very sexually submissive.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My stunning GF.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

None that i am aware of

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By *tellaartoisCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I have massive tits and very sexually submissive. "

You certainly have

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