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What Words Of Experience Can You Offer To The Next Fabber???

By *lasgowHorsey OP Man 6 weeks ago

Glasgow

A bit of fun folks:

Dealing with the hussle and bustle of fab.

What words of experience can you offer the next fabber ???

"Well I can tell the new guy on fab to calm down when his inbox is filled with tons of women wanting his attention. Just relax and chill as your inbox will be constantly filled every day, making it easier to choose wisely"

So folks, what word of advice can you offer the next fabber?

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By *estless nativeMan 6 weeks ago

near Glasgow

Hmmm advice

Dont put yer finger in there, you'll never get it back

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By *ingerTwistWoman 6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Cut and file your fingernails. Please. She'll thank you.

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By *eroLondonMan 6 weeks ago

Mayfair

Experience your halcyon days before you reach for your hedonism.

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By *ane DTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Glasgow & Surrounds

Be prepared to be disappointed

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By *rs grumpyWoman 6 weeks ago

motherwell

Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

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By *lasgowHorsey OP Man 6 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge."

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

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By *rs grumpyWoman 6 weeks ago

motherwell

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Your arsehole will thank you for it in 10 years time.

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By *lasgowHorsey OP Man 6 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Your arsehole will thank you for it in 10 years time. "

That's the third time I've heard that today

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

"A bit of fun folks:

Dealing with the hussle and bustle of fab.

What words of experience can you offer the next fabber ???

So folks, what word of advice can you offer the next fabber?

Eh stop. Dont take out the membership, it's a cock fest and mist folk are just bored and want entertained.

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By *ordflash heartMan 6 weeks ago

Motherwell

Always bet on black

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By *uctifanoWoman 6 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Lurpak helps

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By *rs grumpyWoman 6 weeks ago

motherwell

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Lurpak helps

Remind me not to eat your toast again

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By *inky Fucker 69Man 6 weeks ago

Manchester

Don’t bother with Fab…

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By *uvnylonsMan 6 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Don't wash your feet with your socks on.

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By *opgoes400Man 6 weeks ago

Livingston

Enjoy Zuckerbergs new version of FB

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By *oversfunCouple 6 weeks ago

ayrshire

Go to socials and drinks nights

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By *ddie_14051991Man 6 weeks ago

Paisley / Glasgow

"Go to socials and drinks nights"

Upload pics and write a profile

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By *ab365XMan 6 weeks ago

Paisley

"'Abandon all hope, ye who enter. '"

That’s what she said.

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By *uietbloke67Man 6 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

A guy once told me

If you wouldn't stick your tongue in it don't stick your dick in it.

Good advice.

Women swap dick for fanny and in for on.

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By *lasgowHorsey OP Man 6 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Lurpak helps

Oh don't i know it

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By *pready MercuryWoman 6 weeks ago

lanarkshire

Psssst horsey's a crackpot pass it on !

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By *lasgowHorsey OP Man 6 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Psssst horsey's a crackpot pass it on !

Oi you, 6ft 1, hung, sexy, muscular and hot and Horsey is no bad either.

I'll try anything for a laugh

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By *pready MercuryWoman 6 weeks ago

lanarkshire

OK.. serious advice now ...

You'll need to limber up if you wanna beat the banana deep throat champion that is Horsey, ye actually get a certificate if you win !

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By *uctifanoWoman 6 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Lurpak helps

Remind me not to eat your toast again

Cucumber sandwich ?

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