"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop
Ever think she might be screaming stop cause it's getting on her tits?"
Wahahahaha howlin ... this 100% wins the best comment of the day!  |
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"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons 
Perhaps. Turtle Wax? …. Naw?  "
Some need WD-40!
But why would you put baby oil over a vagina. Crazy |
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"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop "
If her clit is covered in baby oil, I'm sure it'll taste much differently!
Someone's already mentioned, baby oil shouldn't be applied there.
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"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop
Ever think she might be screaming stop cause it's getting on her tits?"
Or maybe the cystitis is starting to kick in? |
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"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons "
I was going to say the same thing  that is a stingy “clit wank”. Never heard such nonsense, I wouldn’t be messing up my PH balance for that offer |
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"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop
If her clit is covered in baby oil, I'm sure it'll taste much differently!
Someone's already mentioned, baby oil shouldn't be applied there.
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I like oil, but on a clit? I prefer the natural taste  |
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"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons
I was going to say the same thing that is a stingy “clit wank”. Never heard such nonsense, I wouldn’t be messing up my PH balance for that offer "
Hehe we’re all about the pH |
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"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons
I was going to say the same thing that is a stingy “clit wank”. Never heard such nonsense, I wouldn’t be messing up my PH balance for that offer
Hehe we’re all about the pH "
Most definitely  I don’t eat and drink my body weight in pineapple and cranberry juice for those kind of shenanigans! |
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By *ookie69Man 5 weeks ago
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"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons
Perhaps. Turtle Wax? …. Naw?
Maybe even crisp n dry "
Spready had a little palm
Her skin was soft and wispy
She wanked her clit til wet and warm
And now it’s black and crispy x |
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"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons
Perhaps. Turtle Wax? …. Naw?
Maybe even crisp n dry
Spready had a little palm
Her skin was soft and wispy
She wanked her clit til wet and warm
And now it’s black and crispy x "
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Bloody hell makes me laugh most men don't know where a clit is. Well done you do what makes u and the lady happy.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss them. |
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"Bloody hell makes me laugh most men don't know where a clit is. Well done you do what makes u and the lady happy.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss them."
Wouldn’t miss your giant tits  |
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"Bloody hell makes me laugh most men don't know where a clit is. Well done you do what makes u and the lady happy.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss them."
Maybe he didn't rub it on an actual clit. Just dabbed it where he thinks the clit is... left shoulder. There ye go doll that'll have ye screamin shortly |
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"Maybe he didn't rub it on an actual clit. Just dabbed it where he thinks the clit is... left shoulder. There ye go doll that'll have ye screamin shortly
^ Buckelt laughing "
I’m just trying to get my head around what’s been dabbed on left shoulder  |
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"Maybe he didn't rub it on an actual clit. Just dabbed it where he thinks the clit is... left shoulder. There ye go doll that'll have ye screamin shortly
^ Buckelt laughing
I’m just trying to get my head around what’s been dabbed on left shoulder "
The baby oil. Ffs keep up |
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"Maybe he didn't rub it on an actual clit. Just dabbed it where he thinks the clit is... left shoulder. There ye go doll that'll have ye screamin shortly
^ Buckelt laughing
I’m just trying to get my head around what’s been dabbed on left shoulder
The baby oil. Ffs keep up "
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"Bloody hell makes me laugh most men don't know where a clit is. Well done you do what makes u and the lady happy.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss them.
Maybe he didn't rub it on an actual clit. Just dabbed it where he thinks the clit is... left shoulder. There ye go doll that'll have ye screamin shortly "
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Such generalised statements being considered canon always makes me laugh.
Baby oil doon there, feck no! Plus, though I love the smell, I'm fairly certain it wouldn't taste good for the person munching.
Also, not everyone with a clit likes it sucked. I have very sensitive skin, I ache if sucked (in a bad way.) It's uncomfy as Hell, no ta!
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And as others before me have said - baby oil 