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I recently heard lots of really funny nicknames this was after a podcast where someone from Glasgows nickname was . He was a Celtic diehard and his dad was Arabic mum was Scottish his pals called him Bobby Sandals. Can anyone beat that. Fab names or just people you know |
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over a year ago
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Another ex work colleague was called the clock he had a smaller hand than the other. Also had a song to go along with his name “ watch out small hand about “ if you ain’t old enough you won’t understand  |
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This popped up on my FB… think we all know at least one… 
Kitkat ~ always on a break
Lantern ~ not very bright and has to carried
Motion Light ~ only works when someone walks past
Deck Chair ~ folds under pressure
Daisy ~ some daisy’s in, some daisy’s not
Arthur (Arfur) ~ does half a job
G Spot ~ you can never find them
Foreskin ~ disappears when things get hard
I’ll be using some of these… |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
Whistle Dixie |
I had a receptionist who the staff called “Wee McSkreet”
She passed a call through to me to tell me it was Eddie McSkreet and wanted to open an account.
It was Lorna from Ready Mixed Concrete
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By *ab365XMan
over a year ago
Paisley |
"Another ex work colleague was called the clock he had a smaller hand than the other. Also had a song to go along with his name “ watch out small hand about “ if you ain’t old enough you won’t understand "
bahahaha, Beadles About! |
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"Another ex work colleague was called the clock he had a smaller hand than the other. Also had a song to go along with his name “ watch out small hand about “ if you ain’t old enough you won’t understand bahahaha, Beadles About!"
Top man |
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One guy I worked with, called Sinex - a little squirt who got up everyone’s nose
Another we called toenails - so far up the bosses arse that’s all we could see
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By *ohncraMan
over a year ago
pitenweem |
same as sexy hands the mechanic cause evrything he touched he fucked up
then there was a wee guy 4' called tommy two bricks
then lucky jim a fisherman got washed off the deck by a wave next wave washed him back on skipper stuck his head out the wheelhouse n said crist even the sea doesnt want you jim was called lucky jim till he died |
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I used to work with a guy named Reece who did nothing but moan, so we called him moanareece
I met a guy who was called rice, his name was Barry Mathews, aka baz-matty
A guy I work with now his nickname is hip hip, his name is Hugh Rae |
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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago
DUMFRIES |
Guy I worked with got called Buddah, cos he used to sit cross legged on access steps watching machinery and his pot belly rested on his thighs. But then so wtimes he was referred to was Wib, short for Wibbly Wobbly Martin, cos when said machinery fucked up he just stood there and waved his hands in the air like those wobbly wobbly things at used car garages in the US |
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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago
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"Guy I worked with got called Buddah, cos he used to sit cross legged on access steps watching machinery and his pot belly rested on his thighs. But then so wtimes he was referred to was Wib, short for Wibbly Wobbly Martin, cos when said machinery fucked up he just stood there and waved his hands in the air like those wobbly wobbly things at used car garages in the US"
Same factory, team leader called FSB. Not cos he was Russian, Foreskin Blister. Disappeared at the start of the shift and reappeared 12hrs later at the end of the shift..
Different team leader was called Action Man, he had a condition where his eyes constantly moved side to side like an action man but without the toggle |
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"There was a footballer called Fitzroy Hall or Fitz Hall....he got called one-size!"
That was the one I was going to mention, One Size Fitz Hall is just genius.
Man City (in the days when they weren't particularly great) had a player called Kiki Musampa, who was given the nickname Chris. Not obvious until you say Chris Musampa out loud |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"I recently heard lots of really funny nicknames this was after a podcast where someone from Glasgows nickname was . He was a Celtic diehard and his dad was Arabic mum was Scottish his pals called him Bobby Sandals. Can anyone beat that. Fab names or just people you know"
E.T - because all they did was moan to go home. |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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Girl at uni got called Pringle. Came to uni a virgin but once she popped she couldn’t stop.
Guy at school had bad acne, he was called the clumsy beekeeper. |
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Worked with two guys who we called Ross and Rachel - they were always on a break.
Another guy was called wonder, it was a miracle he made it to work each day because he was the worst driver anyone had ever encountered |
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