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By *arah272 OP   Woman 17 weeks ago

Glasgow

Just seen a clip of this online made me giggle

“What a cock”

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By *uctifanoWoman 17 weeks ago

Glasgow

I think my big end needs lube

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan 17 weeks ago

Gourock

I can squeeze in there

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By *abExperience2Man 17 weeks ago

North Lanarkshire

That’ll buff out

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By *ab_Fucker_xxxMan 17 weeks ago

Bellshill

Hold on I need to fill her up

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By *resesse_MelioremCouple 17 weeks ago

Border of London

Talk about slippery when wet!

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By *arah272 OP   Woman 17 weeks ago

Glasgow

It’s a bit tight !

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan 17 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Go faster

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By *ussymufferMan 17 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Will it go with a jump

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By *helamontsCouple 17 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Pass me a hankie, I need to wipe my dipstick ...

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By *lex4660Man 17 weeks ago

Thame

I think I need to change this gear

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

Fuck me sidewards and call me geoffrey

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By *corpioboyMan 17 weeks ago

Glasgow

I didn’t think it’d fit in there

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan 17 weeks ago

Gourock

Im not pulling out just yet

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By *halquoneMan 17 weeks ago

alva

[Removed by poster at 16/01/25 12:52:48]

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By *halquoneMan 17 weeks ago

alva

She can take another 4 people maximum!

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan 17 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Sorry - anything under the hood isn't my remit.

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By *TheDirtyBishopMan 17 weeks ago

spalding

Can't stand speed humps

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By *TRAY-CATMan 17 weeks ago

Dd

If that dick gets any nearer he'll be up my ass .

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By *lderChick65Woman 17 weeks ago

my town

Did you really need to ram up behind me

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 16/01/25 18:04:03]

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

“Let’s burn some rubber”

“Nice air bags”

“She can fit 5”

“Are we there yet”

“I just got rear ended”

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By *ewsaltireMan 17 weeks ago

Glasgow but on thr road

You could park a bus in there !!!🤦🤦🤦

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By *ee and KLCouple 17 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I don’t normally do this…

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

Sorry can’t talk right now I’m about to enter a tunnel

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By *WC 101Man 17 weeks ago

Aberdeen

When’s the next service due ?

If you’re quick it’s safe to go …..

You shouldn’t have pulled out back there ….

Do you think I can fit in there, looks a bit tight ?

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By *ergus1622Man 17 weeks ago

Dundee

Honk if you're horny!

Fill her to the brim!

Love a bit of squealing

Burning rubber

Always room for one more

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple 17 weeks ago

edinburgh

Hey dad, check out my new ride, wanna take her for a spin?

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By *igbaz-40Man 17 weeks ago

east kilbride

why is this cunt right up my arse 😝

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple 17 weeks ago

edinburgh

HOW MUCH FOR A ONE DAY RENTAL??!!

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

You area a bit too fast there...

Some people prefer new, others second hand...

What a lovely ride...

Does anyone else get to use her?

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By *ewsaltireMan 17 weeks ago

Glasgow but on thr road

I’m Ronnie Pickering!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

Thats a a big skid mark!

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By *egabristolsCouple 17 weeks ago

penarth

What….. the….. fuck are you thinking?

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple 17 weeks ago

edinburgh

This one's been wrecked by previous owners. Fuck it, it'll do.

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By *ice and PeasCouple 17 weeks ago

West Midlands

Fuck it get out I'll do it myself

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By *eff..Man 17 weeks ago

belfast

You could get a bus in there!!

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By *ergus1622Man 17 weeks ago

Dundee

Gonna slide into that tight spot

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By *ergus1622Man 17 weeks ago

Dundee

Slippery when wet!

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By *anforuXXXMan 17 weeks ago

Glasgow

Back up a bit

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

I think it's run out of fluid...

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By *ighlandguy007Man 17 weeks ago

inverness

I’m coming don’t be so impatient

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By *helamontsCouple 17 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Will you stop twiddling with that knob ...

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By *enelope2UWoman 17 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Gripping the curves and corners to tightly will leave scratches on the rims.

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By *irmac13Man 17 weeks ago

edinburgh

Just squeeze it in

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By *ickylouCouple 17 weeks ago

b71

There must be something wrong with one of the tyres. The arse end is wobbling around a lot.

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By *assy LassieWoman 16 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"Thats a a big skid mark! "

🤣

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By *appy 2 lickMan 16 weeks ago

lanarkshire

I think thats been a blow out

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 16 weeks ago

Bristol

It’s a tight squeeze, but you can fit two in the front and five in the back

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By *arah272 OP   Woman 16 weeks ago

Glasgow

Fill her up

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple 16 weeks ago

edinburgh

This one's cheap enough, not much too look at and weighs a tonne. Still, enough room for all my junk and then some. Doubt the Mrs will be happy when she finds out I traded-in with auld Jimmy doon the road.

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By *halquoneMan 16 weeks ago

alva

Look at that arsehole!

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By *TRAY-CATMan 16 weeks ago

Dd

The backends a bit rusty but the engine runs like a dream

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By *itkat_and_cutCouple 16 weeks ago

Edinburgh

A cracking shot! Straight in the hole for a birdie.

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By *TRAY-CATMan 16 weeks ago

Dd


"A cracking shot! Straight in the hole for a birdie."
... damn it lipped out and straight into a divot .

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By *ynamite500Man 16 weeks ago

Angus

[Removed by poster at 21/01/25 22:14:44]

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By *itygamesMan 16 weeks ago

UK

What's that smell

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By *ynamite500Man 16 weeks ago

Angus

It's called the Otto cycle... Suck, squeeze,bang,blow!!

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By *ympho6969Woman 16 weeks ago

glasgow

You think that will fit in there?

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Well that's bottomed out.

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan 16 weeks ago

nowhere, next to neverbinthere

Just sqeeze in there

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By *TRAY-CATMan 16 weeks ago

Dd

Squeeze in ,Room for one more in the back.

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By *lder budweiserMan 16 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Sure, it's an older model and leaks fluid everywhere but it still goes like the clappers

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By *bdnDomMan 16 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Are you sure you can fit it in there?

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Did I just hit that??

Riders Ahead

Wide load

It’s flooded again

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By *skMe17Man 16 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

Pit the lights on

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By *ewsaltireMan 16 weeks ago

Glasgow but on thr road

I need to go on a speed awareness course!!!

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By *uzanne and RickyCouple 16 weeks ago

Midlothian

“Fuck me!”

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By *TRAY-CATMan 16 weeks ago

Dd

Slowly back and power on the way forward

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By *othardandfreeMan 16 weeks ago

dd

Oh fuck i have just entered the LEZ zone.

Too late now im already in.

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By *orturedpoetsCouple 16 weeks ago

glasgow

My phones slid down into the tiny crack!

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By *othardandfreeMan 16 weeks ago

dd

Be careful what your doing you almost went up the no entry back there.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"I’m Ronnie Pickering!!!!"

If you say Ronnie Pickering three times into your rear view mirror a Citroen picasso appears behind you 😂

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By *oxy RedWoman 15 weeks ago

Glasgow

FFS! This guy is right up my ass!

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By *rA n mrskCouple 15 weeks ago

glasgow

Change gears

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By *rgoodnbadMan 15 weeks ago

greenock

Shaft needs cranking

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By *arah272 OP   Woman 15 weeks ago

Glasgow

What a Fanny

*disclaimer I never call a pussy that but know others do *

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By *ice and PeasCouple 15 weeks ago

West Midlands

Can everyone stop talking I'm trying to concentrate...

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan 15 weeks ago

Gourock

Buckle up

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 31/01/25 00:08:22]

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By *assion8Man 15 weeks ago

Glasgow

Just back it up

Need to take that entrance

I'll flash you

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By *TRAY-CATMan 15 weeks ago

Dd

This gear levers a bit stiff ,do you mind giving me a hand

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan 15 weeks ago

nowhere, next to neverbinthere

Nope, thats no entry

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By *asmine_23Woman 15 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Could fit a double decker bus in there 🤣🤣🤣🚍

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By *uietbloke67Man 14 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I've just fucked that sheep

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By *lue collar bi guyMan 14 weeks ago

the shire

Right who's taking the front?, other 2 in the back.

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By *wingers4uCouple 13 weeks ago

Uk

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago

If I get my timing right, I should be able to pull out quickly

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By *ueefie NicksWoman 13 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Slow down and back into it

Honk if your horny

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By *bcplCouple 13 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

That was quick

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By *ebel just for kickssWoman 13 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Just seen a clip of this online made me giggle

“What a cock”

"

“What’s that smell ? “

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By *omcupCouple 13 weeks ago

Alexandria

I should have pulled out there

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By *ert999400Man 13 weeks ago

Glasgow/Edinburgh/Cardiff

A bit of a tight tunnel, breath in

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By *zz adventureWoman 11 weeks ago

Glasgow

Why's he flashing me?

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By *obbfcMan 11 weeks ago

Livingston

nice bumpers

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By *urd no1Woman 11 weeks ago

Glasgow

Someone’s just banged me from the back

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By *assionate_touchMan 11 weeks ago

edinburgh

You're in the wrong lane

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By *he Boy of WonderMan 11 weeks ago

Glasgow

Saw a used supercar advert:

you might not be the first but do you really care?

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Go on, honk them!

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan 4 days ago

Ayrshire

Drop it to 3rd Angus we're going flat out until she pops

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By *agnar2323Man 4 days ago

Valhalla

I just need to pop the lid on this

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By *oco_BanjoMan 4 days ago

Paisley

*** driving through the clyde tunnel***

"there's something familiar about this"

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By *aptor88Man 4 days ago

Ayrshire/Glasgow

Turns out you can squeeze 5 guys inside

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By *r.EdibleMan 4 days ago

Fraserburgh

If you don't slow down it's going to explode.

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By *ylonfan38Man 3 days ago

Cumbernauld

That's a big tunnel

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By *uctifanoWoman 3 days ago

Glasgow

Not exactly on topic but reminded me of this…

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.

It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumour has it though, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning!

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By *oDownEasyMan 2 days ago

Ayrshire

And there's a nasty oil leak 1 week in 4!

Also..

This gearstick is a bit stiff

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By *ohn576599Man 2 days ago

falkirk

My exhaust is blowing

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By *ergus1622Man 1 day ago

Dundee

I checked my dipstick , she needs more lubrication.

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By *otbeefandonionsCouple 1 day ago

Bathgate

You wait your turn

That's ok, you just push your way in

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By *avie65Man 23 hours ago

In the west.

That’s a big wet hole.

Okay you can pull out now.

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By *cottishdoggerMan 22 hours ago

central

This things bloody leaking again

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By *hogun300Man 22 hours ago

Dundee

"What an arsehole"

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