This one's cheap enough, not much too look at and weighs a tonne. Still, enough room for all my junk and then some. Doubt the Mrs will be happy when she finds out I traded-in with auld Jimmy doon the road.

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By *halquoneMan over a year ago

Cumbernauld

Look at that arsehole!

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By *TRAY-CATMan over a year ago

Fundee

The backends a bit rusty but the engine runs like a dream

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By *itkat_and_cutCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

A cracking shot! Straight in the hole for a birdie.

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By *TRAY-CATMan over a year ago

Fundee

"A cracking shot! Straight in the hole for a birdie."
... damn it lipped out and straight into a divot .

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By *ynamite500Man over a year ago

Angus

[Removed by poster at 21/01/25 22:14:44]

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By *itygamesMan over a year ago

What's that smell

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By *ynamite500Man over a year ago

Angus

It's called the Otto cycle... Suck, squeeze,bang,blow!!

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

You think that will fit in there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that's bottomed out.

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan over a year ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

Just sqeeze in there

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By *TRAY-CATMan over a year ago

Fundee

Squeeze in ,Room for one more in the back.

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By *lder budweiserMan over a year ago

Stirlingshire

Sure, it's an older model and leaks fluid everywhere but it still goes like the clappers

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By *berdeen74Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

Are you sure you can fit it in there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I just hit that??

Riders Ahead

Wide load

It’s flooded again

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By *skMe17Man over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Pit the lights on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to go on a speed awareness course!!!

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By *uzanne and RickyCouple over a year ago

Midlothian

“Fuck me!”

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By *TRAY-CATMan over a year ago

Fundee

Slowly back and power on the way forward

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By *othardandfreeMan over a year ago

Oh fuck i have just entered the LEZ zone.

Too late now im already in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My phones slid down into the tiny crack!

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By *othardandfreeMan over a year ago

Be careful what your doing you almost went up the no entry back there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m Ronnie Pickering!!!!"

If you say Ronnie Pickering three times into your rear view mirror a Citroen picasso appears behind you 😂

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FFS! This guy is right up my ass!

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By *rA n mrskCouple over a year ago

glasgow

Change gears

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

Shaft needs cranking

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By *arah272 OP Woman over a year ago

Anywhere

What a Fanny

*disclaimer I never call a pussy that but know others do *

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By *ice and PeasCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

Can everyone stop talking I'm trying to concentrate...

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan over a year ago

Gourock

Buckle up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/01/25 00:08:22]

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By *assion8Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Just back it up

Need to take that entrance

I'll flash you

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By *TRAY-CATMan over a year ago

Fundee

This gear levers a bit stiff ,do you mind giving me a hand

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan over a year ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

Nope, thats no entry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could fit a double decker bus in there 🤣🤣🤣🚍

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I've just fucked that sheep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right who's taking the front?, other 2 in the back.

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By *wingers4uCouple over a year ago

Scotland

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I get my timing right, I should be able to pull out quickly

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By *punk AnansieWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Slow down and back into it

Honk if your horny

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By *bcplCouple over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

That was quick

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By *ebel just for kickssWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Just seen a clip of this online made me giggle

“What a cock”

“What’s that smell ? “

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By *omcupCouple over a year ago

Alexandria

I should have pulled out there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bit of a tight tunnel, breath in

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By *zz adventureWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Why's he flashing me?

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By *obbfcMan over a year ago

Livingston

nice bumpers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone’s just banged me from the back

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By *assionate_touchMan over a year ago

edinburgh

You're in the wrong lane

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By *he Boy of WonderMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Saw a used supercar advert:

you might not be the first but do you really care?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on, honk them!

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By *oewiththeflowMan 52 weeks ago

West Coast

Drop it to 3rd Angus we're going flat out until she pops

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By *agnar2323Man 52 weeks ago

Valhalla

I just need to pop the lid on this

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

*** driving through the clyde tunnel***

"there's something familiar about this"

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Turns out you can squeeze 5 guys inside

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By *r.EdibleMan 52 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

If you don't slow down it's going to explode.

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By *ylonfan38Man 52 weeks ago

Cumbernauld

That's a big tunnel

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Not exactly on topic but reminded me of this…

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.

It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumour has it though, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning!