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What’s your most hated saying…
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… In regard to fab???
I think mine’s is “if you don’t ask you don’t get” this is generally in regard to my profile which clearly states I’m not seeking to meet as I have a regular FWB whom I’m very happy with. Along the same lines is “thought I’d ask anyway”
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What’s the comment that exasperates you???
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In the fab world - "male half only looking". Cos the female likely doesn't exist.
In the real world - "that's a really good question" in response to every question asked. Irrational I know but it does my head in. |
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"In the fab world - "male half only looking". Cos the female likely doesn't exist.
In the real world - "that's a really good question" in response to every question asked. Irrational I know but it does my head in. "
Hah! Yes to the first 
To the second… depends how they respond but if it was to EVERY question I’d see your point completely! |
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"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.
 Agreed however…
…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…
That’s just to too two much !
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"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.
Agreed however…
…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…
That’s just to too two much !
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By *avie65Man 14 weeks ago
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"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.
Agreed however…
…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…
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They wood just say you through them undr the bus.  |
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"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.
Agreed however…
…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…
They wood just say you through them undr the bus. "
Another better example???
Let’s eat Granny! (Wrong)
Let’s eat, Granny!!! (Right)
Grammar saves lives |
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By *avie65Man 14 weeks ago
In the west. |
"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.
Agreed however…
…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…
They wood just say you through them undr the bus.
Another better example???
Let’s eat Granny! (Wrong)
Let’s eat, Granny!!! (Right)
Grammar saves lives "
Yes it does. But don’t mention helping your uncle jack off a horse. |
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"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.
Agreed however…
…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…
They wood just say you through them undr the bus.
Another better example???
Let’s eat Granny! (Wrong)
Let’s eat, Granny!!! (Right)
Grammar saves lives
Yes it does. But don’t mention helping your uncle jack off a horse. "
Feck sakes |
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"How's fab been treating you" ...well im still here is an indication
"Your too good to be on this" ...usually meant as a compliment but is it really and im sure it's probably repeated in every message sent
"What is it your looking for " ...I can see why it would be asked but really do any of us know
"Your a fat slut anyway" ...usually this follows a rejection
"I dont understand what I'm doing wrong ,I don't need to be here i have plenty of success on a night out "... well off ye pop down the pub then
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By *hyme2020Woman 14 weeks ago
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""How's fab been treating you" ...well im still here is an indication
"Your too good to be on this" ...usually meant as a compliment but is it really and im sure it's probably repeated in every message sent
"What is it your looking for " ...I can see why it would be asked but really do any of us know
"Your a fat slut anyway" ...usually this follows a rejection
"I dont understand what I'm doing wrong ,I don't need to be here i have plenty of success on a night out "... well off ye pop down the pub then
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Absolutely this!!
“How’s fab been treating you…”
“What you looking for on here.” .(it’s in my profile)
“ I know you don’t meet attached men but I thought I would try anyway….”
“I know you say tall men but I’m 5ft 4 and have a big cock”🙄🙄🙄
Messaging again in case you haven’t meant to ignore the last 28 I have sent
There’s lots and I keno it must be so hard for a guy but come on…. |
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""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in
lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that 
I bought the 45..."
Just acquired a record player so currently dusting off my old vinyl collection … not a Spandau Ballet record to be had BUT have everything from the Bay City Rollers to Black Sabbath |
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""How's fab been treating you" ...well im still here is an indication
"Your too good to be on this" ...usually meant as a compliment but is it really and im sure it's probably repeated in every message sent
"What is it your looking for " ...I can see why it would be asked but really do any of us know
"Your a fat slut anyway" ...usually this follows a rejection
"I dont understand what I'm doing wrong ,I don't need to be here i have plenty of success on a night out "... well off ye pop down the pub then
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A succinct appraisal maluv |
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"Guys like that ruin it for the rest of us " .. Naw they don't
"Hygene is a must" .. shouldn't need to be said .
"Should I stay or should I go".. Your not The Clash , here's the fiver tae f*ck off
"Anyone speak on this" .. naw we just sit in silence
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""Guys like that ruin it for the rest of us " .. Naw they don't
"Hygene is a must" .. shouldn't need to be said .
"Should I stay or should I go".. Your not The Clash , here's the fiver tae f*ck off
"Anyone speak on this" .. naw we just sit in silence
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The hygiene thing is baffling, do people really show up for meets with their bits unwashed and honking? |
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Professional couple or due to our work won't send pics. While that's all personal choice, we all have jobs or reasons for perhaps not putting faces up. It's the same for all and very easy to send privately. Just used as an excuse really. |
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By *uietbloke67Man 14 weeks ago
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""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in
lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that
I bought the 45...
Just acquired a record player so currently dusting off my old vinyl collection … not a Spandau Ballet record to be had BUT have everything from the Bay City Rollers to Black Sabbath "
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""Guys like that ruin it for the rest of us " .. Naw they don't
"Hygene is a must" .. shouldn't need to be said .
"Should I stay or should I go".. Your not The Clash , here's the fiver tae f*ck off
"Anyone speak on this" .. naw we just sit in silence
The hygiene thing is baffling, do people really show up for meets with their bits unwashed and honking? "
Would surprise you .. there's no excuse for clattiness  |
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"Was you a bad girl" .. gives me the utter boak
"Fun" ... ive no idea why adults get embarrassed or put off by the word sex
"Here for fun and frolicks" ... makes me think of puff the magic dragon.
"If you know ,you know" ... well i don't and don't want to either but I'm sure your choakin to tell someone
"Not here to fuck half the site"...given the chance it would be the full site
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Sydney University and all other institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects etc....etc...
Folk post this sort of stuff at the bottom of their profile and it's bollocks, the only thing Sydney uni is using your content for is to have a wank over.
Saw a particularly good one yesterday that said violators would be passed over to a legal team, which made me chuckle, which fab users have a stand by crack legal squad to manage their tit and dick pics? |
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"Never had any complaints"
Well unless you are giving out annoymous feedback forms and have a discreet suggestion box to post them then I suspect people are too polite to give you negative feedback after the deed. |
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""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in
lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that
I saw Martin Kemp yesterday!!!"
I saw Roger Daltrey yesterday |
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""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in
lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that
I saw Martin Kemp yesterday!!!
I saw Roger Daltrey yesterday "
Bet he wasn’t in a greenhouse 😂😘 |
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""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in
lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that
I saw Martin Kemp yesterday!!!
I saw Roger Daltrey yesterday
Bet he wasn’t in a greenhouse 😂😘"
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“I'm waiting on my pictures to upload “ you’ve been a member for years
“Can’t be bothered reading profiles” if you’re that lazy and disinterested then what are you like in bed?
“Why won’t you meet? I know I’d have a great time!” I’ve no doubt about it |
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"Back again. If we met before verify me" .. no pics no profile ,wait tae I get mystic meg tae fire her crystal ball up so we know who ye are
"Ran out of messages" .. loosely translated to I'm tighter than 2 coats of paint
"Got a face picture"... aye have you..."no, but I can send you one in whatsapp" .... keep it !
"Why you on here ,does your man not satisfy you " .. nane of your buisness nosey
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""Back again. If we met before verify me" .. no pics no profile ,wait tae I get mystic meg tae fire her crystal ball up so we know who ye are
"Ran out of messages" .. loosely translated to I'm tighter than 2 coats of paint
"Got a face picture"... aye have you..."no, but I can send you one in whatsapp" .... keep it !
"Why you on here ,does your man not satisfy you " .. nane of your buisness nosey
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""Back again. If we met before verify me" .. no pics no profile ,wait tae I get mystic meg tae fire her crystal ball up so we know who ye are
"Ran out of messages" .. loosely translated to I'm tighter than 2 coats of paint
"Got a face picture"... aye have you..."no, but I can send you one in whatsapp" .... keep it !
"Why you on here ,does your man not satisfy you " .. nane of your buisness nosey
you have awwwww the best (worst) ones covered lurvvvve you "
Right back at you beaut 😘 😘 |
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Any 420 pish !
I honestly don’t really have a problem with people that indulge, it’s the speaking in code like we are 13 and at school thing the teacher is to stupid to understand our sophisticated secret spy code lol.
Back to the playground ya weapons. |
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A couple on fab that annoy me, firstly anyone that posts that they are bored (do they expect a flood of messages and invites to cheer them up) and secondly, folk that say “what to do” ie I’m off tomorrow, what to do? Is that even proper english? |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"… In regard to fab???
I think mine’s is “if you don’t ask you don’t get” this is generally in regard to my profile which clearly states I’m not seeking to meet as I have a regular FWB whom I’m very happy with. Along the same lines is “thought I’d ask anyway”
Sighhhhhhs 🤦🏼♀️
What’s the comment that exasperates you???
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Can I add song lyrics in this?? What's the point. |
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Are you discrete?
What a bloody stupid question.
This question pushes my buttons big time !
No I’m not discrete I’m going to tell everyone I know I’m on a swinging site looking to fuck attached guys …. Grrrr ( come on fellas get a grip).
Everyone deserves the right to discretion and I don't need some jumped up twat to tell me
this
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"slag" or "slut" ..i.e." she took it like a slut" ... i detest any mention of derogatory names for women , just because we like sex , its an archaic _iew meant to shame .
I get that theres alot of women who like it but it get my hackles up . |
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lol heard that before 
