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By *aptainrandy OP   Man 15 weeks ago

falkirk

Without saying too much, what is your profession?

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan 15 weeks ago

nowhere, next to neverbinthere

Wood butcher😜

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By *avie65Man 15 weeks ago

In the west.

I’m a professional lazy git. I do still set my alarm though, but I switch it off and have a snooze or read the news.

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By *uietbloke67Man 15 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I make it comfortable to sit down.

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By *aylorMan 15 weeks ago

Fife

Paper pusher

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By *implyfun1Man 15 weeks ago

glasgow


"Without saying too much, what is your profession? "

Certain types of roofing

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

Giraffe neck stretcher

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By *exsaCouple 15 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I punt hooses

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By *bztradieMan 15 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I am easily shocked

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By *eird_With_a_BeardMan 15 weeks ago

Falkirk

I furnish people with important stuff...sometimes lifesaving.

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By *ennyjMan 15 weeks ago

falkirk

Folk talk behind my back

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By *oneys1Woman 15 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I punt hooses"
so do we.

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By *un meets nsaMan 15 weeks ago

stirlingshire

It may be the sleep deprivation but th op posting made me think of the movie 300.

"Fabbers what is your profession" as 300 fabbers stand thrusting dildos into the air like spears...... anyway I'm away to bed to get some sleep.

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By *olinb1Man 15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Deliveries which comes with so many fantasies of whoever answers the door lol

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By *ab_Fucker_xxxMan 15 weeks ago

Bellshill

I work in the cloud

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By *ungryandhungMan 15 weeks ago

Glasgow

IT

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By *ungryandhungMan 15 weeks ago

Glasgow

Computing not the creepy clown

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By *inkys_profileWoman 15 weeks ago

Glasgow

Erin Brockovich

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By *uietbloke67Man 15 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"I punt hooses so do we."

It's one of my wee fantasies to have a wee illicit liaison with a woman selling houses in the show house.

Nearly happened years ago, again I bottled it. I was 19 cmon.

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

Sore knees

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By *otrock-cplCouple 15 weeks ago

Glenrothes

I feed Scotland & the wife finances higher education

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By *ighlandguy007Man 15 weeks ago

inverness

Operating a machine that lifts things and puts them down again sometimes in the same place sometimes different places

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By *imglasgowMan 15 weeks ago

Glasgow

I look at pretty old things most days.

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By *assy69Man 15 weeks ago

sussex and Wales

I bury myself under big piles of dusty paper in my dark corner of the office

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By *cots boostCouple 15 weeks ago

Glasgow

bag man

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By *ettercallsaul118Man 15 weeks ago

lanarkshire

Building Blocks

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By *cotsman269Man 15 weeks ago

Falkirk

Homer Simpson

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago


"Without saying too much, what is your profession? "

I dress dead people

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago


"Without saying too much, what is your profession?

I dress dead people "

Weekends I sell dead fish

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By *ussymufferMan 15 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

I stick metal together

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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago

I sit inside a possible bomb for an hour to then sit on a bomb for 3 weeks, then get to ride in another possible bomb to get home again. Thankfully they've never detonated on me yet - but others havent been so lucky.

Thankfully I get paid pretty well for doing it

Mr.

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By *uctifanoWoman 15 weeks ago

Glasgow

I work for the government… if I told you more I’d have to kill you…

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 15 weeks ago

Bristol

I play with knives and hot things

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By *avid_C78Man 15 weeks ago

Fife

I had to sign the official secrets act

Also appeared on TV (not crime watch)

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By *ergus1622Man 15 weeks ago

Dundee

Man in a van for big boys toys!

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By *ohnMackaMan 15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I get to poke things into fire

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By *ock6050Man 15 weeks ago

dalry

Fix planes when they break

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By *each_BananaCouple 15 weeks ago

China


"Without saying too much, what is your profession? "

Educator, Philosopher, Actor...

I get paid for ALL three

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By *aedaMan 13 weeks ago

Glasgow

I.T. Here also met so many other nudists and swingers that work in the same profession…. It’s us quiet guys you need to watch dirty bastards behind the geeky job

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By *om-4-SubMan 13 weeks ago

KILMARNOCK

I can literally put a smile on your face

Oh! Forgot to also mention oral examinations

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By *urd no1Woman 13 weeks ago

Glasgow

I could watch you die

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By *.M79Man 13 weeks ago

Glasgow

Works for a service that actually does help people

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By *irth CrookesMan 13 weeks ago

Penicuik

Jack of a few trades in my life, master of sum

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By *oco_BanjoMan 13 weeks ago

Paisley

work for a government agency. Not MI6 lol

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By *iking 777Man 13 weeks ago

thurso

Fighter of mad people

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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago

Big hose handler

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By *irky_coupleCouple 13 weeks ago

Kirky

Plan for people's garden dreams to become a reality

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By *ingerHefeMan 13 weeks ago

ABZ

I make pretty plates of food

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By *cotman2025Man 13 weeks ago

Glasgow & Surrey

I sell sweets to supermarkets for Christmas

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By *etuneeMan 13 weeks ago

Clydebank

Engineer so good with my hands and tight fits

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By *ore_Please81Woman 13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Glow up

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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago

Construction

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By *herrypickedWoman 13 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'm basically Geoff from Byker Grove

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By *heRingerMasterMan 12 weeks ago

Glasgow

I keep people entertained, usually late at night .

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By *aptor88Man 12 weeks ago

Kilwinning/Glasgow

I fix them so they don't break

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By *allowaybullMan 12 weeks ago

girvan

Ambient replenishment transportation

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By *Sweet94Couple 12 weeks ago

dunfermline

I do research for people who are lazy to look them selfs.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 12 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Have you tried switching it off and on again?

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By *aspberryWoman 12 weeks ago

glasgow/belfast

Quality control

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By *oDownEasyMan 12 weeks ago

Ayrshire

[Removed by poster at 11/05/25 14:02:33]

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By *oDownEasyMan 12 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I manage to annoy readers of both The Guardian AND The Daily Mail.

Formerly, I was, quite literally, the Devil's advocate

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By *otsoslimshady94Man 12 weeks ago

glasgow

I probably have the most hated job ever if your a driver 😂

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By *omble 69Man 12 weeks ago

Symington

Surveying things

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By *xperimenting pairCouple 12 weeks ago

Helensburgh

[Removed by poster at 12/05/25 11:12:34]

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By *xperimenting pairCouple 12 weeks ago

Helensburgh


"I probably have the most hated job ever if your a driver 😂"

Ur a cyclist

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By *otsoslimshady94Man 12 weeks ago

glasgow


"I probably have the most hated job ever if your a driver 😂

Ur a cyclist"

No that bad but definitely up there 😂

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By *avie65Man 12 weeks ago

In the west.


"I probably have the most hated job ever if your a driver 😂

Ur a cyclist

No that bad but definitely up there 😂"

Traffic warden at Shields Road?

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By *lderChick65Woman 12 weeks ago

my town

Bit similiar to supernanny these days

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By *van51Man 12 weeks ago

Glasgow East End

Carpet Surgeon

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By *ohnhughie22Man 12 weeks ago

Glasgow

I add up numbers

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

Vincent van Gogh for houses

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By *ikchattyfellahMan 12 weeks ago

Greenock


"I work for the government… if I told you more I’d have to kill you… "

I suppose most choose getting shagged to death? 😁

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By *ikchattyfellahMan 12 weeks ago

Greenock


"Bit similiar to supernanny these days "

Oh, be careful, you might tap in{¬zIg=¬}to someone's fantasy saying that!!!😆

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By *melia DominaTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Engineering.🛠

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By *racym65Couple 12 weeks ago

nearby

Bit of an expert explainer

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By *imba2021Man 12 weeks ago

Inveraray

I blow bubbles

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By *ieryfireMan 12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hgv

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By *ustifiedandAncientCouple 12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

You wouldn’t go hungry or thirsty..!!

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By *ilveryFoxMan 12 weeks ago

Midlothian

Business development manager

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By *oneman1974Man 11 weeks ago

GLENROTHES

I make house's look good

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By *exy gentMan 11 weeks ago

Midlothian

Tonka toy fixer

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By *rjay224Man 11 weeks ago

lancashire

Pleasure giver through food

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By *awhide69Man 11 weeks ago

ayr

Sort power units for big paraffin budgies

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By *inkyninjaMan 11 weeks ago

glasgow

Fresh air mechanic

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By *eardyBikerMan 11 weeks ago

nr stonehaven

Tell you how wet .....the oil is

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By *ensualhandsMan 11 weeks ago

central

Take photos 📸

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By *oeaitkenMan 11 weeks ago

Kirkintiloch

Tourist. 😊 (I holiday,a lot)

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By *TRAY-CATMan 11 weeks ago

DD

A man of leisure .. highly recommend early retirement... 👌 😋

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By *r politelyMan 11 weeks ago

scotch land

I give middle aged women things their hubby can't provide

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By *ittle cheeky oneWoman 11 weeks ago

scotland

Help vulnerable families cope and navigate situations

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple 11 weeks ago

carluke

Make things fall over and then clear them up

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman 11 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Glow up "

Beauty industry?

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman 11 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Make things fall over and then clear them up "

No idea what that could be

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By *ed Bull30Man 11 weeks ago

Stenhousemuir

Tradesman

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By *cotlickMan 10 weeks ago

Falkirk

Quality guy x

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By *wizzler9Couple 10 weeks ago

Scotland

MR : works with Americans

MRS : Works with wealthy old people

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By *ikosMan 10 weeks ago

Dundee

People person 😍

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By *ouplelovingguyMan 10 weeks ago

west lothian

Joiner/ shopfitter and a doorman

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