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over a year ago
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View walks into a bar with his pet Stu. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, Stu jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then Stu jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied View. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
View finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet Stu, again. He orders a drink, and the Stu starts running around the bar. Stu finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your Stu did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies View. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
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"Pmsl well done son xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 
oi norman bates and his rocking chair mother....
I dinna write the stories... it's him
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oi pmsl i aint that old yet for a rocker might be for the grey hair though lol xxxxxxxx
love ya xxxxxxxbrennie |
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"Pmsl well done son xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oi norman bates and his rocking chair mother....
I dinna write the stories... it's him
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I'm glad you called me Norman and not master, lol |
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