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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey all
Back on fab after a wee break, so thought I'd better start again and introduce myself.
Looking to get involved in socials, meet new people and obviously have a laugh and a play along the way.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok truth it is # do you work out lol 
I know thing that won't work out if he doesn't haul ass down that bakery.
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Is Krispy Kreme closed??
I work outed out on the building sites  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok truth it is # do you work out lol
I know thing that won't work out if he doesn't haul ass down that bakery.
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Is Krispy Kreme closed??
I work outed out on the building sites |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok truth it is # do you work out lol
I know thing that won't work out if he doesn't haul ass down that bakery.
Is Krispy Kreme closed??
I work outed out on the building sites "
The REAL Bob the Builder?
 mfao.
Bru pass the hat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok truth it is # do you work out lol
I know thing that won't work out if he doesn't haul ass down that bakery.
Is Krispy Kreme closed??
I work outed out on the building sites
The REAL Bob the Builder?
mfao.
Bru pass the hat. "
YES I AM!
Need to be changing my profile name now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello and welcome back. Xx
I read your name as hobnob at first.
Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one "
Have you hauled yer builders arse down to Greggs yet? I'm gagging for a bit of feckin cake Bob. Stop hob nobbing & gildy gildy. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Oh, I've heard you are very goooooood but definitely NOT innocent 
Its all lies!!!!
Im crap at anything I attempt but im a good girl  as i said, sweet & innocent.
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Attention Fab - starbuck says its all lies - lets all go home instead |
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"Attention Fab - starbuck says its all lies - lets all go home instead "
Can I inavde someones home for a while? Im a nice guest! I just like to chat and see how other folk live, see new things etc.
Dont believe anything PP says if he adds to this.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello and welcome back. Xx
I read your name as hobnob at first.
Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one
Have you hauled yer builders arse down to Greggs yet? I'm gagging for a bit of feckin cake Bob. Stop hob nobbing & gildy gildy. "
You'll no eat your tea randy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh, I've heard you are very goooooood but definitely NOT innocent
Its all lies!!!!
Im crap at anything I attempt but im a good girl as i said, sweet & innocent.
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Till proven guilty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello and welcome back. Xx
I read your name as hobnob at first.
Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one
Have you hauled yer builders arse down to Greggs yet? I'm gagging for a bit of feckin cake Bob. Stop hob nobbing & gildy gildy.
You'll no eat your tea randy!"
Your tea will be out if ya don't fkn move yer builders bum doon tae Greggs.
I'm that bloody famished I had to make burger, mushrooms & a bacon slice topped with cheese, and a side of fries & two fried eggs. So there better be cake after this!
Hmmph. |
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"Can I invade someone's home for a while? Im a nice guest! I just like to chat and see how other folk live, see new things etc.
Dont believe anything PP says if he adds to this.
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Take charge of remote and watches shitty syfy channels.
Refuses to iron shirts.
Refuses to stick kettle on and take a turn making tea.
Takes control of laptop and kids on she's PP 
Likes to kick my shins
likes to pull my finger
I could go on... |
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"Attention Fab - starbuck says its all lies - lets all go home instead
Can I inavde someones home for a while? Im a nice guest! I just like to chat and see how other folk live, see new things etc.
Dont believe anything PP says if he adds to this.
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i never believe anything pp says |
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"Take charge of remote and watches shitty syfy channels.
Refuses to iron shirts.
Refuses to stick kettle on and take a turn making tea.
Takes control of laptop and kids on she's PP
Likes to kick my shins
likes to pull my finger
I could go on... "
Lmao!
Im not even gonna start with you ya geek 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello and welcome back. Xx
I read your name as hobnob at first.
Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one
Have you hauled yer builders arse down to Greggs yet? I'm gagging for a bit of feckin cake Bob. Stop hob nobbing & gildy gildy.
You'll no eat your tea randy!
Your tea will be out if ya don't fkn move yer builders bum doon tae Greggs.
I'm that bloody famished I had to make burger, mushrooms & a bacon slice topped with cheese, and a side of fries & two fried eggs. So there better be cake after this!
Hmmph. "
Im all over it randy, your very dominant 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so you still tea total bob? and have that cute arse?
Still t total rhona, my peachy arse is still following me about "
You have a peachy arse?
Get that cake in or I'll be all over the peachy arse then Robert the Construction Technician.
(That's yer Sunday posh name) |
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"Hello and welcome back. Xx
I read your name as hobnob at first.
Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one "
Exactly and it's all the mention of cake on here, I'm seeing biscuits Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yeh he does tandem perfect handful lol
and the cakes have to be eclaires with fresh cream bob"
Just cos he knows you doesn't get hkm off the hook, mad.
Right, Robert eclairs, Krispy Kremes, strawberry tarts, some millionaires shortbread, cheesecake & some French Fancies... or you're gonna end up with sticky buns.
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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I am totally disgusted at the behaviour shown in here!!! Such self-centered greedy behaviour... pfft!! You will all suffer.
Good evening bobtheknob. Please report to reception whereby you will be issued your brilliant white jacket with shiny buckles (you are not allowed your own).
You will also be allocated your own padded cell, erm... room.
Meds are issued thrice daily at the following times: "whenever I can be arsed o'clock"
If you have any questions regarding your stay, then please ask someone else or ply me with gin.
Under no circumstances approach Bru, he is in quarantine and segregated due to suffering severe bruitis which is highly contagious
Enjoy your extended stay.
Nurse Ratchett
PS, ignore the feckers that call me Rat Shit!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello and welcome back. Xx
I read your name as hobnob at first.
Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one
Have you hauled yer builders arse down to Greggs yet? I'm gagging for a bit of feckin cake Bob. Stop hob nobbing & gildy gildy.
You'll no eat your tea randy!
Your tea will be out if ya don't fkn move yer builders bum doon tae Greggs.
I'm that bloody famished I had to make burger, mushrooms & a bacon slice topped with cheese, and a side of fries & two fried eggs. So there better be cake after this!
Hmmph.
Im all over it randy, your very dominant
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am totally disgusted at the behaviour shown in here!!! Such self-centered greedy behaviour... pfft!! You will all suffer.
Good evening bobtheknob. Please report to reception whereby you will be issued your brilliant white jacket with shiny buckles (you are not allowed your own).
You will also be allocated your own padded cell, erm... room.
Meds are issued thrice daily at the following times: "whenever I can be arsed o'clock"
If you have any questions regarding your stay, then please ask someone else or ply me with gin.
Under no circumstances approach Bru, he is in quarantine and segregated due to suffering severe bruitis which is highly contagious
Enjoy your extended stay.
Nurse Ratchett
PS, ignore the feckers that call me Rat Shit!!!!!
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thanks Wendy, was waiting for my induction x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"and you can can fuck off of as well ya cnut 
Take the marbles oot yir mouth yir stuttering
it certainly wisnae marbles...
More cockends than weekends darling lol "
lmfao. Just the one this time sweetie. |
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I'll settle for buns
I should have copyrighted that word see it getting bandied about a lot now lol 