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Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,

"What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies,

"Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."

" Oh I see," replied the boys pensively.

"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why

are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday,

one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices 6 pack and asks, "Then who are

these for?"

Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday,TWO for

Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up

a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.

One for January one for February, one for March....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ha ha!! love it! xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ha ha ha class

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol pmsl nice one ! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

love it !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lucky them once a month ehh?? Christmas and birthday for me in a 2pac!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

pmsl luv it!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha ha ha. Very good. Never heard that one... x

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