Right you miserable bunch of idjits. Ratshit is back on the ward.
The following rules apply to all posters (and those who disobey WILL be taken into the punishment room).
1. All Newbies must report to the main Nurse Reception, situated on the 13th Floor (no lifts so you have to take the stairs), whereupon you will be given your "special jacket" and allocated a room.
2. Meds will be dispensed at 8am, 2pm, 8pm. Or when I can be arsed. For meds, you MUST line up on the left side of the wall in alpabetical order and then by your height, followed by your booblage/cocklage size (sky remotes will be dispensed for those in doubt)
3. NO talking through the walls after 1am, this will result in solitary confinement
4. You are permitted to have visitors on every 19th Wednesday between 03:01 and 03:11, HOWEVER all cakes/pastries/sweet goods/alcohol/cigs MUST go through the correct channels which basically means you get fuck all
5. All newbies will be subject to a hazing of which the "oldies" will decide on
6. Enjoy your stay!!!
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"Shit I used to work in a psychiatric hospital an it wasn't as bad as that
OR WAS IT
The electric therapy has warped my memory a bit
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I'm going back to my farm game 
