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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Okay, I'm asking the people of the Scotland Forum to write my entire profile for me. Like many single guys, I stuggle to write a profile that captures the attention of the many ladies of this website. So I'm enlisting some helpers. You say it, I'll put it in. Say whatever you want, and have some fun with it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You've got a fetish for hoovers and enjoy using the ones with the better suction

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

If others write your profile then not actually yours .

I'm sure you want your own personality to come through .That can only happen if you write it

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By *uitar_antiheroMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

If you're looking for an amazing time, get yourself go Glasgow & visit that antihero chap, I heard he's the dogs danglies!

If you hang around in Inverness, I'll show you around the town, the highs & lows of my bunkbed & fill you with sausage...suppers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He looks like the hunchback and love turtles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The profile is looking sweeeeet already boys and girls! Keep them coming!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You sir, Have an awesome profile!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A hahahahaha!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Is that all you guys and gals have to say? The profile is too bare for my liking still.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

You left the bit out about how ladies should go to Glasgow to see the antihero chap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You left the bit out about how ladies should go to Glasgow to see the antihero chap! "

The profile is about me, not you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You left the bit out about how ladies should go to Glasgow to see the antihero chap! "

Oh yeah, put that bit in!

Then say p.s I live on a farm. Not in a house, but on the actual farm.. The sheep keep me warm at night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And then start singing

You can ring my beeeeeeeeeeeeellll (ring my bell)

You can ring my beeeeeeeeeeeellll

(My bell)

Ring my, ring my, ring my Bell

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You left the bit out about how ladies should go to Glasgow to see the antihero chap!

Oh yeah, put that bit in!

Then say p.s I live on a farm. Not in a house, but on the actual farm.. The sheep keep me warm at night "

Top notch that farm line!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You left the bit out about how ladies should go to Glasgow to see the antihero chap!

Oh yeah, put that bit in!

Then say p.s I live on a farm. Not in a house, but on the actual farm.. The sheep keep me warm at night

Top notch that farm line! "

I thought so

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You left the bit out about how ladies should go to Glasgow to see the antihero chap!

Oh yeah, put that bit in!

Then say p.s I live on a farm. Not in a house, but on the actual farm.. The sheep keep me warm at night

Top notch that farm line!

I thought so "

Keep them coming haha. Shame only a few have joined in haha.

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Don't forget to add that you have plenty of cake and popcorn and that you will do handstands whenever asked

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't forget to add that you have plenty of cake and popcorn and that you will do handstands whenever asked

"

added! with my own twist

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By *ortland51Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

I am the original Highlander.

There can only be one.

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By *ortland51Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

^^^ That's about you mate, not me, in case of any confusion!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You forgot to sing to them!!!

Sing to the woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am the original Highlander.

There can only be one.

"

Added!

I need more!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mention your bifurcated tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mention your bifurcated tongue"

DONE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you're looking for an amazing time, get yourself go Glasgow & visit that antihero chap, I heard he's the dogs danglies!

If you hang around in Inverness, I'll show you around the town, the highs & lows of my bunkbed & fill you with sausage...suppers.

"

You have made it into my profile sir. Hope you like the back story.

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