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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What is the worst approach you have ever heard or had done to you

I once heard a male colleague who is awful with women say to a union official collegue who had warned him about unwelcome advances and was considering sexual harassment charges against him

He said to her I only want to part your beef curtains I don't know what the problem is

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By *oznrayCouple  over a year ago

helensburgh

in berlin with the army, one of the lads decided to try and chat up a local girl with the line......

"want to go halves on a bastard?"

oh and it seemed to work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One guy walked up to me in a bar and said 'I'm going to smash your backdoors in'

Another one I can remember is I was standing at the bar waiting to be served and a beer mat hits me on the head. I turn round and some guy is motioning for me to sit down beside him. Not a word was spoken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One guy walked up to me in a bar and said 'I'm going to smash your backdoors in'

Another one I can remember is I was standing at the bar waiting to be served and a beer mat hits me on the head. I turn round and some guy is motioning for me to sit down beside him. Not a word was spoken "

But did you sit down ?

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By *inkyman looking for funMan  over a year ago

bathgate


"in berlin with the army, one of the lads decided to try and chat up a local girl with the line......

"want to go halves on a bastard?"

oh and it seemed to work"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One guy walked up to me in a bar and said 'I'm going to smash your backdoors in'

Another one I can remember is I was standing at the bar waiting to be served and a beer mat hits me on the head. I turn round and some guy is motioning for me to sit down beside him. Not a word was spoken

But did you sit down ? "

What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One guy walked up to me in a bar and said 'I'm going to smash your backdoors in'

Another one I can remember is I was standing at the bar waiting to be served and a beer mat hits me on the head. I turn round and some guy is motioning for me to sit down beside him. Not a word was spoken

But did you sit down ?

What do you think? "

I think way to classy for an approach like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"GET IN THE VAN!"

Works every time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One guy walked up to me in a bar and said 'I'm going to smash your backdoors in'

Another one I can remember is I was standing at the bar waiting to be served and a beer mat hits me on the head. I turn round and some guy is motioning for me to sit down beside him. Not a word was spoken

But did you sit down ?

What do you think?

I think way to classy for an approach like that"

He didn't think so

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One guy walked up to me in a bar and said 'I'm going to smash your backdoors in'

Another one I can remember is I was standing at the bar waiting to be served and a beer mat hits me on the head. I turn round and some guy is motioning for me to sit down beside him. Not a word was spoken

But did you sit down ?

What do you think?

I think way to classy for an approach like that

He didn't think so "

Of course you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Once had this wee guy sing to me,

The song he you can't say c**t in Canada,

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A guy said to me if you can guess what I have in my hand you can have it I said if it only fits in one hand you can fkn keep it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A guy said to me if you can guess what I have in my hand you can have it I said if it only fits in one hand you can fkn keep it lol "

brilliant

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