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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Sayings have you saw that made you laugh recently .

I just saw this one and it made me laugh

Beauty is only a light switch away ...Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sarcasm...because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Obituaries.

Peter Reid from Peterheed is deed.

Volvo for sale

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Obituaries.

Peter Reid from Peterheed is deed.

Volvo for sale

"
well stolen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Obituaries.

Peter Reid from Peterheed is deed.

Volvo for sale

well stolen

Old ones are the best

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Saw this one recently, made me smile.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still my favourite is never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with years of experience.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still my favourite is never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with years of experience."

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

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By *976scottMan over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Away and boil yer head!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

The bar will not be open today because were closed ...oh really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never slag a stupid dwarf. It's not big and it's not clever.

Or politically correct but hey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not use in shower warning label on hotel hair dryer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do not use in shower warning label on hotel hair dryer "

On a similar note, in the instruction manual for an iron.

Do not iron clothes while you're wearing them.

It means at least one persons done it and sued the manufacturer for not telling them it was a stupid idea.

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By *riction addictionMan over a year ago

bathgate

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Xxxxctwo4u2... Cpl looking to meet now ? C'mon xxx

Message sent ---- reply

Sorry just Mr Mrs working !.. ps .. Don't tell her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will burst you ya cheesemerchant

From chewin the fat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

as rough as Tarzan's feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My favs are, you can't polish a turd and you can only piss with the cock you've got

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Question How are you today?

Answer, As sound as a brown trout

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By *976scottMan over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Drier than an Arabs sand shoe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's built like the side of a fiver

Thinks he's a big man but he's two pound lighter than a meringue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg my mouth is like a badgers arse

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

thick as s--t in the neck of a bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thick as s--t in the neck of a bottle"

Ha ha I just was told that funny saying just not long ago had never heard of it before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been rogered more times than a policeman/women's walkie takie

Banged more times than a taxi drivers door

Rattling like an old 60s duke box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can eat an apple through a letter box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Somewhere, right this minute, someone is reading this sentence

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By *ckleticklesWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Shes had more pricks than Kerplunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Face like a welders workbench.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

As much use as a handbrake in a canoe .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

uglier than the inside of a shite smugglers duffle bag

had more cocks than john Waynes rifle

Bangs like the shit house door when the plague is in town

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swallowed more semen than the Bermuda triangle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And on side of milk carton allergy advice may contain milk

Well I bloody hope so

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