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Trashiest status update ever
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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago
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"Have just seen a status update on local updates that said ******** is in the cell's anyone for a meet? Honestly can you get anymore low rent. That's just a Jeremy Kyle episode waiting to happen."
What a terrible update. There's no apostrophe in cells. |
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"I'm sat in the kitchen in front of my gran getting off on perving at pics on fab and I just want to fuck someone as my gf is in pain,pregnant in the next room and I don't give a fuck" .............now that was the most trashiest jerry Springer statement if ever there was one |
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""I'm sat in the kitchen in front of my gran getting off on perving at pics on fab and I just want to fuck someone as my gf is in pain,pregnant in the next room and I don't give a fuck" .............now that was the most trashiest jerry Springer statement if ever there was one"
And that's why Facebook banned you  haha
John  |
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Actually my account was frozen because I wouldn't facilitate facebook with a scan of my passport and a letter with my name and home address aswell as my phone number...the irony being that my account was frozen because I shared a post about not sharing personal details on facebook lol big brother is watching!
""I'm sat in the kitchen in front of my gran getting off on perving at pics on fab and I just want to fuck someone as my gf is in pain,pregnant in the next room and I don't give a fuck" .............now that was the most trashiest jerry Springer statement if ever there was one
Www
And that's why Facebook banned you haha
John "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'm sat in the kitchen in front of my gran getting off on perving at pics on fab and I just want to fuck someone as my gf is in pain,pregnant in the next room and I don't give a fuck" .............now that was the most trashiest jerry Springer statement if ever there was one"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have just seen a status update on local updates that said ******** is in the cell's anyone for a meet? Honestly can you get anymore low rent. That's just a Jeremy Kyle episode waiting to happen."
We saw that as well 
Other one today is a guy saying "it's doing the rounds" but in a sanctimonious manner (that profile is known for such things though)
Always helps us know who to avoid! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The worst one I've seen was a guy informing everyone he had the clap at to go get tested.
Every time he messaged us for a meet I was like "noooooooooo"  "
Hey he is a responsible fabber. More than a lot of here. |
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By *igsawsCouple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Someone give us a totally trashy status to put up for a wee bit. best I can think of right now is something like "wanna throat fuck till she pukes"
Please note I don't actually want to do this, I'm just trying to think trashy / rank / gross
Mr J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not trashiest but a lassie on here had "looking for a meet as it's what my brother would have wanted" her brother had passed just passed away "
Oh dear!
A guy once cancelled on me for cjs "cause his dad died" then came on and posted for a gang bang ... People "grieve" is weird ways |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not trashiest but a lassie on here had "looking for a meet as it's what my brother would have wanted" her brother had passed just passed away
Oh dear!
A guy once cancelled on me for cjs "cause his dad died" then came on and posted for a gang bang ... People "grieve" is weird ways "
He must have needed cheering up...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not trashiest but a lassie on here had "looking for a meet as it's what my brother would have wanted" her brother had passed just passed away
Oh dear!
A guy once cancelled on me for cjs "cause his dad died" then came on and posted for a gang bang ... People "grieve" is weird ways "
That they do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find most status' exchanging a service for sexual favours trashy eg
"Free" taxi - blow job as payment
I especially dislike status' akin to:
Goat gear whoz up fir gettin Mwi n pumped.
My personal fav is when a guy posts about not getting any meets but the day before his status read:
Shit site full of fat slags that I wouldn't look twice at in a pub.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still got cum inside me who wants to fuck me  "
if she was on about her cum that a guy was to please out of her then fine.
But I very much doubt it.
One I keep seeing every few days is
"Mrs is away who wants a bj/sucked"
Never a status update about them both playing though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still got cum inside me who wants to fuck me
if she was on about her cum that a guy was to please out of her then fine.
But I very much doubt it.
One I keep seeing every few days is
"Mrs is away who wants a bj/sucked"
Never a status update about them both playing though."
Would just like to make sure people know i was quoting a status and this was not about me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone once said they had got her auntie to join here, later on they verified each other  "
Haha the niece is still on here and her daughter too, if it's who I'm thinking of.. Gotta love the trampy fuckers keeping fab alive |
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"Just last night a couple joined the site in our area and their first status update was, "we've got who wants to party!?"
Stay classy fab.
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Are you not a fan of lightly carbonated and sligtly sweet refreshment???  |
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By *els01Woman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Some Belters on my update thread last night
Man, added a meet: Anything, anywhere on 6 April 2016 (Eastend). Want my dick sucked and fucked x
Hate being this stoned, all i crave is eating pussy.
SERIOUSLY !!!!!!!!!!!! A BOTTLE IN YA FLANGE ISNT A TURN ON FFS why post pics of it 2 hrs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it "
Can you imagine, mum wits the matter, since yer da left i've no hud the boaby, i'm fooking horny as, nae probs maw i'll rattle a status on a swinging site i'm oan tae see if anyone with come n pump yea, only hing is i get tae listen, auch son yer a bobby dazzler.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it
Can you imagine, mum wits the matter, since yer da left i've no hud the boaby, i'm fooking horny as, nae probs maw i'll rattle a status on a swinging site i'm oan tae see if anyone with come n pump yea, only hing is i get tae listen, auch son yer a bobby dazzler.... "
It's sweet really when you think about it, he's showing her how much he really cares for her. Wish I had a son like him, but I can only dream lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it
Can you imagine, mum wits the matter, since yer da left i've no hud the boaby, i'm fooking horny as, nae probs maw i'll rattle a status on a swinging site i'm oan tae see if anyone with come n pump yea, only hing is i get tae listen, auch son yer a bobby dazzler....
It's sweet really when you think about it, he's showing her how much he really cares for her. Wish I had a son like him, but I can only dream lol "
must be the same guy who messaged me years ago...though I got a short ban for posting about the WTF message I recieved... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it
Can you imagine, mum wits the matter, since yer da left i've no hud the boaby, i'm fooking horny as, nae probs maw i'll rattle a status on a swinging site i'm oan tae see if anyone with come n pump yea, only hing is i get tae listen, auch son yer a bobby dazzler....
It's sweet really when you think about it, he's showing her how much he really cares for her. Wish I had a son like him, but I can only dream lol "
Yeah, like you need anybody to fix you a meet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it "
I was a recipient of this numbnuts messages. Scary thing is despite telling him politely but firmly to "bolt", he genuinely seemed to want this to happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it
I was a recipient of this numbnuts messages. Scary thing is despite telling him politely but firmly to "bolt", he genuinely seemed to want this to happen "
He needs help if he can fantasize or get off on sexual things happening to his mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In an even more bizarre twist of events, a "single female" profile has been messaging me asking to send them the details of the "single male profile who wants to hear his mum get fucked"!
She claims to know a mutual friend of theirs. Sounds like serious serial killer material! |
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