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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a tale ta tell ya about a Scottish lass, some of you may know her as F**ck Me Up My Ass
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She’s always in the forums disrupting everything.
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She’s bold and bright and sassy but she canna bloody sing.
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She’s forty one this birthday and boy she gettin old, should be slippers and a blanket ta stop her gettin cold.
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Instead she marries everyone (that’s what the forums say)
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Cornwall male and others all have their wedding day.
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With voddy and a cigarette she sits behind her screen her fingers typin quickly they almost bloody steam.
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She answers emails sharply and some they make her choke.
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So she fires one more retort at some unsuspectin bloke.
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She takes no bloody nonsense (well she old ya see)
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And soon she’s gonna belt someone (I can bet it’s bloody me)
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But just ta say in finish and I’ll say it if I may
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Wendy babe I’m wishing you a brilliant Birthday xx
Craig xx  |
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