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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey...dont blame the guys that was a woman making the lasagne remark!  "
Lol sorry, it was one I'd heard recently (not in reference to myself I must say!)
Will shuffle back off to my corner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm trying not to ponder which food group is worse...the blue waffle or the pinched lasagne...
..I've lost my appetite and suddenly reverted back to heterosexuality lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol no no don't go shuffling off. It made me lol. But I am worried about the horrendous parts guys see that they describe in this way llf"
Hence the cock like a.....so i am not classed as muirfield!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm trying not to ponder which food group is worse...the blue waffle or the pinched lasagne...
..I've lost my appetite and suddenly reverted back to heterosexuality lol
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A pinched lasagne? So its been pummelled gently? Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm trying not to ponder which food group is worse...the blue waffle or the pinched lasagne...
..I've lost my appetite and suddenly reverted back to heterosexuality lol
X"
It's ok, cake will sort everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm trying not to ponder which food group is worse...the blue waffle or the pinched lasagne...
..I've lost my appetite and suddenly reverted back to heterosexuality lol
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It's ok, cake will sort everything "
It it the answer to everything, will need to share it with a gorgeous lady to help me revert back to my old ways  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm trying not to ponder which food group is worse...the blue waffle or the pinched lasagne...
..I've lost my appetite and suddenly reverted back to heterosexuality lol
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It's ok, cake will sort everything
It it the answer to everything, will need to share it with a gorgeous lady to help me revert back to my old ways "
Normal service has resumed and not a blue waffle in sight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fanny like a punched lasagne  "
Did you see that txt too? The other quote was priceless " and here was i gonna tounge punch ur fartbox for you" almost wet myself x  |
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By *igsawsCouple
over a year ago
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Sooo glad we ate BEFORE reading this..
Just need to adulterate a finding nemo line here: Fanny's are friends, not FOOD!
But we did learn a couple of new ones last night:
Fanny like a vertical bacon sandwich..
Fanny no longer a flower - more like a cauliflower..
I'm slightly worried about the cock like a walnut whip.. maybe see a Dr?
Mr & Mrs J xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock like a broomstick me and my mates after playing footie years ago used to watch bruce forsyth and and a anthea turner on generation game and the we would say that he must have a cock we a broomstick to get we thought it was funny |
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