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By *anny77 OP Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
I've had lots of people telling me, and I quote, I've got "a beautiful cock!"
I never know how to respond to this and usually laugh nervously and say "umm... Thanks!"
They're not renowned for their beauty.
What's the strangest compliment you've ever had? |
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By *anny77 OP Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Can't say majestic or beautiful spring to mind when I see knobshots  "
Exactly!!!!!!!
That's one of the many reasons I don't take them - it's very difficult to capture the majesty and the beauty 
And whenever I take photos everything has red eye - the last thing you need in a cock shot |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
No pleasing some guys! They complain if you block them, don't return their nessages or delete them.
Now they complain about the compliments they get for their cocks! Well can I just say that I can confirm that at least one of the statements above is definitely true! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't normally think cocks are particularly attractive, until I saw C's. He does have a gorgeous cock  "
This 
Well not about C's obviously  
But sometimes some are attractive  |
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By *anny77 OP Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Some cocks are delicious looking
I guess just cause I've grown up with mine I've not noticed it mature into the obvious beauty it's become  as some have said some are nice some not lol "
Why do I get the feeling that wasn't a compliment |
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"Some cocks are delicious looking
I guess just cause I've grown up with mine I've not noticed it mature into the obvious beauty it's become as some have said some are nice some not lol
Why do I get the feeling that wasn't a compliment "
no not at all I couldnt possibly comment on yours |
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By *anny77 OP Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
"No pleasing some guys! They complain if you block them, don't return their nessages or delete them.
Now they complain about the compliments they get for their cocks! Well can I just say that I can confirm that at least one of the statements above is definitely true!"
You'll have to be more specific |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"No pleasing some guys! They complain if you block them, don't return their nessages or delete them.
Now they complain about the compliments they get for their cocks! Well can I just say that I can confirm that at least one of the statements above is definitely true
You'll have to be more specific "
Fishing for compliments? I may need to check it out again just to be sure but it certainly ticked all the right boxes for me! |
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By *anny77 OP Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
"No pleasing some guys! They complain if you block them, don't return their nessages or delete them.
Now they complain about the compliments they get for their cocks! Well can I just say that I can confirm that at least one of the statements above is definitely true
You'll have to be more specific
Fishing for compliments? I may need to check it out again just to be sure but it certainly ticked all the right boxes for me! "
Yeah best to be sure X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Majestic is much cooler than beautiful. Can't compete
It's a strange one, though, isn't it. Big looking or feels nice I can get. But beautiful... Or majestic?"
I know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't say majestic or beautiful spring to mind when I see knobshots
Exactly!!!!!!!
That's one of the many reasons I don't take them - it's very difficult to capture the majesty and the beauty
And whenever I take photos everything has red eye - the last thing you need in a cock shot"
it's not red eye you need to worry about with the cock shots, it's the japs eye |
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By *anny77 OP Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Can't say majestic or beautiful spring to mind when I see knobshots
Exactly!!!!!!!
That's one of the many reasons I don't take them - it's very difficult to capture the majesty and the beauty
And whenever I take photos everything has red eye - the last thing you need in a cock shotit's not red eye you need to worry about with the cock shots, it's the japs eye "
Red from overuse |
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By *anny77 OP Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Not especially strange but definitely the nicest n most individual was......"You have dancing eyes that could tell a thousand stories."
Awww shucks! "
Sounds like he / she has been reading too much poetry... Or Gregory David Roberts books... Great writer but he sure comes out with some bizarre prose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not especially strange but definitely the nicest n most individual was......"You have dancing eyes that could tell a thousand stories."
Awww shucks!
Sounds like he / she has been reading too much poetry... Or Gregory David Roberts books... Great writer but he sure comes out with some bizarre prose "
I'll take your word for that as I'm not familiar with his work having never heard of him.
I was quite chuffed though as it made a change from the usual generic 'nice body/bum/arms/cock' compliments.
Not that I'm moaning about receiving such compliments!(A rare occurrence!)
Particularly liked that one though. |
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By *anny77 OP Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Not especially strange but definitely the nicest n most individual was......"You have dancing eyes that could tell a thousand stories."
Awww shucks!
Sounds like he / she has been reading too much poetry... Or Gregory David Roberts books... Great writer but he sure comes out with some bizarre prose
I'll take your word for that as I'm not familiar with his work having never heard of him.
I was quite chuffed though as it made a change from the usual generic 'nice body/bum/arms/cock' compliments.
Not that I'm moaning about receiving such compliments!(A rare occurrence!)
Particularly liked that one though."
No it's definitely a good one |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Aye you can move some to say you are a cripple in a wheelchair.... best compliment ever!! NOT
Fastest cripple in the west! 
Love ya really "
You should see me on my scooter lol
Love ya too Fanny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a total weirdo magnet
Thing is .. I was on a hen party and had a willy straw in my hand, so he tried again and I stuck the straw up his nose.
Bet he won't try that again |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"I'm a total weirdo magnet
Thing is .. I was on a hen party and had a willy straw in my hand, so he tried again and I stuck the straw up his nose.
Bet he won't try that again"
Should have stuck it up his arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(Nessarosa)
"You look like a sexy horror film"
And of course the usual. ..
"You put a spell on me" or "are you a good witch or a bad witch. ..I hope bad."
Lol |
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
bellshill |
"(Nessarosa)
"You look like a sexy horror film"
And of course the usual. ..
"You put a spell on me" or "are you a good witch or a bad witch. ..I hope bad."
Lol"
Original at least
The first time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Nessarosa)
"You look like a sexy horror film"
And of course the usual. ..
"You put a spell on me" or "are you a good witch or a bad witch. ..I hope bad."
Lol
Original at least
The first time"
I know...was original.
Lee has posted some of our work on other sites. It gets a wee bit grafic and vulgar sometimes.
But sometimes makes us laugh.
Kisses
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"Not especially strange but definitely the nicest n most individual was......"You have dancing eyes that could tell a thousand stories."
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Hmm. No eyes on your profile 
You sure it wasn't your abs they were talking about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not especially strange but definitely the nicest n most individual was......"You have dancing eyes that could tell a thousand stories."
Hmm. No eyes on your profile
You sure it wasn't your abs they were talking about?"
Lol,nah...Was on another site where my dancing,storytelling eyes are on display. |
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By *olmeyMan
over a year ago
Koh Lanta |
"I've had lots of people telling me, and I quote, I've got "a beautiful cock!"
I never know how to respond to this and usually laugh nervously and say "umm... Thanks!"
They're not renowned for their beauty.
What's the strangest compliment you've ever had?"
You've got a tongue like a clit starved lesbians... |
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