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By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"I'm thinking about but as a first timer I'm reluctant to go by myself. Maybe if someone wanted to chum me...????  "
You should go, you'll find everyone is very friendly, there's usually a welcome party at the door to show you round!!   |
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"I'm thinking about but as a first timer I'm reluctant to go by myself. Maybe if someone wanted to chum me...????
You should go, you'll find everyone is very friendly, there's usually a welcome party at the door to show you round!! "
Although don't do ASDA cause the first person you see at the door is always "Greetin"
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"I'm kind of shy though. I'd like privacy while I'm perusing the merchandise. Wouldnt like to find some old guy wanking over me in the frozen aisle.  "
That only happens in the veg aisle at morrisons. Tesco is far too upmarket for that  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"they have soft drinks,condoms AND even you can buy drink! take that swinger clubs!
*milf magnet zone too"
Just don't go in before 10am if you want the alcohol....the bar staff are bolshy and refuse to even let you pick it up 
Plus....on a good day, the free buffet is open too...all you can eat samples of something nasty they can't sell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still too shy. I may make it one day...
I'm happy to team up with you for a discount
BOGOF?
Don't think any clubs offer that do they?? "
I wouldn't know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!
Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????
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"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!
Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????
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Think he's now at the custard aisle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!
Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????
Think he's now at the custard aisle "
Oh...You know him then??? Lol |
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"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!
Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????
Think he's now at the custard aisle
Oh...You know him then??? Lol "
Reputation precedes him lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one willing to admit if it was a regular, metro or extra Tesco.
Can't decide which is the kinkiest ?"
It has to be extra.
I prefer Waitrose, personally, a nice mix of milfs, gilfs, hipster/arty chicks, and studenty types.
Not that I can afford to buy anything there.
(A special offer in Waitrose is 2 for the price of 3) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!
Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????
Think he's now at the custard aisle
Oh...You know him then??? Lol
Reputation precedes him lol "
Lolol...That's him away to bed in the huff now!!  |
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"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!
Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????
Think he's now at the custard aisle
Oh...You know him then??? Lol
Reputation precedes him lol
Lolol...That's him away to bed in the huff now!! "
Oh jinty, you've not upset him have ye? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!
Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????
Think he's now at the custard aisle
Oh...You know him then??? Lol
Reputation precedes him lol
Lolol...That's him away to bed in the huff now!!
Oh jinty, you've not upset him have ye? "
Not yet!!!! Lol |
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"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!
Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????
Think he's now at the custard aisle
Oh...You know him then??? Lol
Reputation precedes him lol
Lolol...That's him away to bed in the huff now!!
Oh jinty, you've not upset him have ye?
Not yet!!!! Lol "
Haha, mean lol  |
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By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!
Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????
Think he's now at the custard aisle
Oh...You know him then??? Lol
Reputation precedes him lol
Lolol...That's him away to bed in the huff now!!
Oh jinty, you've not upset him have ye?
Not yet!!!! Lol "
A waste of space!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!
Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????
Think he's now at the custard aisle
Oh...You know him then??? Lol
Reputation precedes him lol
Lolol...That's him away to bed in the huff now!!
Oh jinty, you've not upset him have ye?
Not yet!!!! Lol
A waste of space!! "
Aye???? You weren't saying that 4 hours ago!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ended up with the nearly outta date stuff..the cheaper they are the better
Gotta love a woopsie, Paddy! "
I was gonna say the outta date stuff can be lovely, just like yersel jinty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ended up with the nearly outta date stuff..the cheaper they are the better
Gotta love a woopsie, Paddy!
I was gonna say the outta date stuff can be lovely, just like yersel jinty "
Oh very droll you!! I was best before 1983!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ended up with the nearly outta date stuff..the cheaper they are the better
Gotta love a woopsie, Paddy!
I was gonna say the outta date stuff can be lovely, just like yersel jinty
Oh very droll you!! I was best before 1983!!! "
I'd have still kicked yer zimmer frame away x |
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By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"I ended up with the nearly outta date stuff..the cheaper they are the better
Gotta love a woopsie, Paddy!
I was gonna say the outta date stuff can be lovely, just like yersel jinty
Oh very droll you!! I was best before 1983!!! "
You were best after 11.00!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ended up with the nearly outta date stuff..the cheaper they are the better
Gotta love a woopsie, Paddy!
I was gonna say the outta date stuff can be lovely, just like yersel jinty
Oh very droll you!! I was best before 1983!!!
You were best after 11.00!! "
Indeed!! Mop up in the fruit and veg aisle...!!! |
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