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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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this is about ' why we do certain things' and not exclusive to 'why we swing'..
I swing because I like sex,I hate wanking & I am truly crap at chatting people up in pubs ..
so if I didn't.. I would be sexless..
and be blind fae wanking  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm marrying Mrs.Classy......... because I saw her first! lol lol
Mr.Classy xx"
you think....
picture this... you and mrs classy at alter...
door opens.....
'IT SHOULD HAVE ME !!!'
AND I RUN DOWN THE AISLE  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cry when I chop onions because onions produce the chemical irritant known as syn-propanethial-S-oxide. It stimulates the eyes' lachrymal glands so they release tears.
I always knew i used to watch "How" for a reason...pmsl
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, why i do certain things. I leave my rabbit under my pillow for easy access. Keep my corsets over the back's of chairs, well handy in emergencies as straight to hand. Have my clothes in a bookcase rather than in a wardrobe, cause i think it's funky and also easy access. Seeing a theme here?
Why do i wear low cut tops and still find men looking at my breasts slightly disconcerting.... well who knows!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm marrying Mrs.Classy......... because I saw her first! lol lol
Mr.Classy xx
you think....
picture this... you and mrs classy at alter...
door opens.....
'IT SHOULD HAVE ME !!!'
AND I RUN DOWN THE AISLE "
but view u would grab mr classy lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm marrying Mrs.Classy......... because I saw her first! lol lol
Mr.Classy xx
you think....
picture this... you and mrs classy at alter...
door opens.....
'IT SHOULD HAVE ME !!!'
AND I RUN DOWN THE AISLE
but view u would grab mr classy lol"
you make a very good point there fife xx
altho mrs classy is very very very nice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I post nonsense on forum/chatroom cause I am a eedyit ... and life is too serious at times..... a smile and a laugh is a great gift xx
good banter over last couple of days xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i use my dildo every day as well as use jax, cause im a horny bitch, ans i love it 
we adore horny bitches ;- )"
im a horny bitch from hell, you want to be my devil |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"t I am truly crap at chatting people up in pubs ..
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i dont believe that for a second view  . your always full of the chat and i can only guess you are the same in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do what I do, because I am me, because I can and because I am too old to care what people think of me. I am what I am and I am proud of it!!!!
Oh My!!! I feel like breaking into song.....Taxi For Ms Gaynor!!!!
I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses
I deal my own deck
Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces
It's one life and there's no return and no deposit
One life so it's time to open up your closet
Life's not worth a dam till you can shout out
I am what I am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I do what I do, because I am me, because I can and because I am too old to care what people think of me. I am what I am and I am proud of it!!!!
Oh My!!! I feel like breaking into song.....Taxi For Ms Gaynor!!!!
I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses
I deal my own deck
Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces
It's one life and there's no return and no deposit
One life so it's time to open up your closet
Life's not worth a dam till you can shout out
I am what I am "
is that a new poem, Stu, never heard it before, I think I may like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do what I do, because I am me, because I can and because I am too old to care what people think of me. I am what I am and I am proud of it!!!!
Oh My!!! I feel like breaking into song.....Taxi For Ms Gaynor!!!!
I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses
I deal my own deck
Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces
It's one life and there's no return and no deposit
One life so it's time to open up your closet
Life's not worth a dam till you can shout out
I am what I am "
I hear you sister!
I am what I am
I don't want praise I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise I think it's pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle
Why not see things from a different angle
Your life is a shame
Till you can shout out I am what I am
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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it puzzles us.why do people have on there profile do not add us as friends unless we have spoken,or met.as far as we know,before you can become a friend.you have to accept their invite.so this is not possible  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cherry !
do i take her because she is tasty an horny ?
or that she makes sex taste much nicer ?
lets u in where normally u cant go ? 
oh hell i take her cos she is one randy biaatch just like me
dont ye jist luv cherry hehe xxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put your onions in the freeezer for an hour before chopping then the liquids can't evaporate so quickly."
then how do you chop them if they are frozen
mrs h xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this is about ' why we do certain things' and not exclusive to 'why we swing'..
I swing because I like sex,I hate wanking & I am truly crap at chatting people up in pubs ..
so if I didn't.. I would be sexless..
and be blind fae wanking "
I totally agree with you. Those are pretty mch the reasons im here!
This sight has saved my sight lol
I also tell folks i've got arthritis in my hands but to be honest the cramp hasn't gone yet lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this is about ' why we do certain things' and not exclusive to 'why we swing'..
I swing because I like sex,I hate wanking & I am truly crap at chatting people up in pubs ..
so if I didn't.. I would be sexless..
and be blind fae wanking
I totally agree with you. Those are pretty mch the reasons im here!
This sight has saved my sight lol
I also tell folks i've got arthritis in my hands but to be honest the cramp hasn't gone yet lol"
u dirty man perkie!! |
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