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By *oma OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

I've just seen on a profile am update. . . IF YOU'RE OVER 50 YOU ARE A DIRTY OLD PERV !!

Oh I so so wish their outlook changes when they get to 50

Do some REALLY believe a sex life should just disappear at 49??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I've just seen on a profile am update. . . IF YOU'RE OVER 50 YOU ARE A DIRTY OLD PERV !!

Oh I so so wish their outlook changes when they get to 50

Do some REALLY believe a sex life should just disappear at 49??"

someone apparently had a status up about it being my birthday the other day and it should be time I retired lol ... god I hate disappointing people but Im having way to much fun to even consider it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Do some REALLY believe a sex life should just disappear at 49??"

Mine did.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think I know the profile you're talking about. Was the Fabber in question not referring specifically to those 50+ who are trying to "fire into her" as she's still in her 20's?

I hope I'm still going at it like the Duracell bunny in 10 yrs time.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I've just seen on a profile am update. . . IF YOU'RE OVER 50 YOU ARE A DIRTY OLD PERV !!

Oh I so so wish their outlook changes when they get to 50

Do some REALLY believe a sex life should just disappear at 49??"

some younger people prefer older so the dirty old perv comment is a bit unfair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need to pay more attention, I missed the updates

Since my next birthday is my 50th I suppose I should just retire today and join a knitting group.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I need to pay more attention, I missed the updates

Since my next birthday is my 50th I suppose I should just retire today and join a knitting group.

"

or come have some fun with me il show you how to whoop it up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha! Im sure you can corrupt me Mrs xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need to pay more attention, I missed the updates

Since my next birthday is my 50th I suppose I should just retire today and join a knitting group.

"

That's all very well for knitters. The rest of us have to do other things with our hands.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Haha! Im sure you can corrupt me Mrs xx"

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

I'm a perv and I'm under 50

But yeah I believe the person in question was referring to over 50's hitting on her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need to pay more attention, I missed the updates

Since my next birthday is my 50th I suppose I should just retire today and join a knitting group.

That's all very well for knitters. The rest of us have to do other things with our hands. "

As long as its something useful im sure you wont go blind!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just seen on a profile am update. . . IF YOU'RE OVER 50 YOU ARE A DIRTY OLD PERV !!

Oh I so so wish their outlook changes when they get to 50

Do some REALLY believe a sex life should just disappear at 49??someone apparently had a status up about it being my birthday the other day and it should be time I retired lol ... god I hate disappointing people but Im having way to much fun to even consider it "

The only retiring you should do is to my bedroom...x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need to pay more attention, I missed the updates

Since my next birthday is my 50th I suppose I should just retire today and join a knitting group.

That's all very well for knitters. The rest of us have to do other things with our hands.

As long as its something useful im sure you wont go blind! "

I'm typing this on a braille keyboard.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I've just seen on a profile am update. . . IF YOU'RE OVER 50 YOU ARE A DIRTY OLD PERV !!

Oh I so so wish their outlook changes when they get to 50

Do some REALLY believe a sex life should just disappear at 49??someone apparently had a status up about it being my birthday the other day and it should be time I retired lol ... god I hate disappointing people but Im having way to much fun to even consider it

The only retiring you should do is to my bedroom...x"

Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think the unofficial 50 rule only applies to guys.

A sexxy woman is a sexxy woman no matter her age as it is not all about looks for a lady.

So like the other over fifty guys will just sit on the retirement step with my bottom lip trembeling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the unofficial 50 rule only applies to guys.

A sexxy woman is a sexxy woman no matter her age as it is not all about looks for a lady.

So like the other over fifty guys will just sit on the retirement step with my bottom lip trembeling

"

My bottom lip is just fine, thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm having an amazing time (apart from a few life events) and remember folks that 50 is the new 35! The Shirley Valentine movie would be SO irrelevant today! We would have a Shirley Valentine at 65 if a remake was done

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By *oma OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Some of the responses made me laugh . . I agree, having far too much fun to worry but just thought the comment in question tarred all over 50's

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I'm ragin dirty old perv....I'm not old

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By *neguyMan  over a year ago

Banff ish

Some young ones prefer an older guy??? I live in hope

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By *wallow all givenMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I think you right before i was 50 got plenty of meet now none but I keep trying

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Guess im a dirty old perv then.x

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By *igD262Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"I've just seen on a profile am update. . . IF YOU'RE OVER 50 YOU ARE A DIRTY OLD PERV !!

Oh I so so wish their outlook changes when they get to 50

Do some REALLY believe a sex life should just disappear at 49??someone apparently had a status up about it being my birthday the other day and it should be time I retired lol ... god I hate disappointing people but Im having way to much fun to even consider it "

hi my sexy friend do not evening think about it you are one of most sexy woman on here mmmmmmmm

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I've just seen on a profile am update. . . IF YOU'RE OVER 50 YOU ARE A DIRTY OLD PERV !!

Oh I so so wish their outlook changes when they get to 50

Do some REALLY believe a sex life should just disappear at 49??someone apparently had a status up about it being my birthday the other day and it should be time I retired lol ... god I hate disappointing people but Im having way to much fun to even consider it hi my sexy friend do not evening think about it you are one of most sexy woman on here mmmmmmmm "

Awwww shucks

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By *an from UncleMan  over a year ago

ml1


"Guess im a dirty old perv then.x"
i thought you were 30 x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just seen on a profile am update. . . IF YOU'RE OVER 50 YOU ARE A DIRTY OLD PERV !!

Oh I so so wish their outlook changes when they get to 50

Do some REALLY believe a sex life should just disappear at 49??someone apparently had a status up about it being my birthday the other day and it should be time I retired lol ... god I hate disappointing people but Im having way to much fun to even consider it hi my sexy friend do not evening think about it you are one of most sexy woman on here mmmmmmmm "

Big Sook !

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Tain

Ha, being over 50 means I have decades of expertise in perversity!

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Guess im a dirty old perv then.xi thought you were 30 x"

I was many moons ago.x

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS  over a year ago

somewhere

I’m 45 and I guess I’ll definitely be an old perv soon . Surely a 50 year old tv is worse !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same here, five years to go! Oh god I feel old now lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're as old as the man/ woman you feel.

So Mr is gettin' binned and I'm on the prowl for a 25 yr old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My fantasy is two 25 year old women, or one 50 year old.

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By *ettyboop66Woman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Im 52 im well past it oh and I'm a granny as well, there is no hope for me then hahaha yea as if, that will be right, the older I get the more fun I have.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My fantasy is two 25 year old women, or one 50 year old. "

Thank fuck I'm 43 then

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By *ettyboop66Woman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My fantasy is two 25 year old women, or one 50 year old.

Thank fuck I'm 43 then "

Yes, thank fuck.

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS  over a year ago

somewhere

I always wanted an older woman to turn me into her dress up toy when I was younger ,,,, never happened. Longed for a strict aunt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just seen on a profile am update. . . IF YOU'RE OVER 50 YOU ARE A DIRTY OLD PERV !!

Oh I so so wish their outlook changes when they get to 50

Do some REALLY believe a sex life should just disappear at 49??"

Dear lord I hope not or I’m buggered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well that's it for me then, time to retire the old todger and the toys, already been called sad by someone on here this week so dump the 33 year old FB and disappear up my own ass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think all us over 50 pervs should just get allotments.

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By *ettyboop66Woman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Don't think i will ever be ready for an allotment no matter how old i get

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By *igD262Man  over a year ago

glasgow

Hi maybe the guys that are under 50 are we bit frighting that us over 50 are still going strong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Few years left yet before i get the pipe and slippers oot

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By *ising SunMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll still be smiling, sipping a few glasses of wine,and watching the girls go by in their summer clothes regardless...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't think i will ever be ready for an allotment no matter how old i get "

Hey! You never know what could happen in my shed!

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By *ettyboop66Woman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Ohhh now you have me interested

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhh now you have me interested "

There will be potting of seedlings, for a start...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well said hunny xx

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By *ettyboop66Woman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Oh potting of seedlings now you have just heightened my interest, I presume the seeds would be deep into the pot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh potting of seedlings now you have just heightened my interest, I presume the seeds would be deep into the pot "

Yes, put there with my dibber...

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By *ettyboop66Woman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Dibbers are good and certainly gets the job done if they are experienced enough and knows how to pot properly

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By *ordi 63Man  over a year ago

paisley/glasgow

What happens when you hit the 60 mark?? I am 59 and I feel that I would be as well to give up as no one wants to know you let alone respond to your messages.

Do women think when you pass a certain age you begin to smell and forget what to do???

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east


"What happens when you hit the 60 mark?? I am 59 and I feel that I would be as well to give up as no one wants to know you let alone respond to your messages.

Do women think when you pass a certain age you begin to smell and forget what to do???

"

Slippers and wurthers originals time lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aye think im ready for the slippers now lol seems the 50 plus guys have more energy left for fab rather than this 50 plus wee wummin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being over 50 I don't think I am past it, but most do, as since I have rejoined I have not had even a social meet . I am looking at the older age group so it's not like I am perving at the youngsters. I cannot find anyone I met in the past so perhaps I need to lead a quiet life now.

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By *lyingscotsman696Man  over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Older the fiddle the better the tune

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Older the fiddle the better the tune"

The older you get, the more you fiddle solo!

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple  over a year ago

fife

The older we get the dirtier old pervs we have become ... we don’t do couples younger than the kids !

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By *eather47Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Well i guess i had better look for a good old folks home going by my age but theres PLENTYof life left in me yet

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By *rgoodnbadMan  over a year ago

greenock


"Well i guess i had better look for a good old folks home going by my age but theres PLENTYof life left in me yet "

There certainly is Heather, lol.

Though there does seem to be a general consensus that it's only guys who, when they get to a certain milestone in their lives change from middle aged to dirty old men.

I'm not like that though

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By *exy gentMan  over a year ago

Midlothian

I'm 51 and would fancy my chances against most average fitness guy's in there 20s and 30s, cheeky pups

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Older the fiddle the better the tune"

59 here..and still fit as a fiddle!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m 38 and would sleep with the right older women. There are some women over 60 I’d jump in bed with in a second.

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By *edLionScotMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I think there's a French phrase that translates roughly as, 'the best soups are made in old pots'!

Big birthday for me next year. I hope to grow older disgracefully.

Age is in the mind.

Red

xx

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By *ompip3Couple  over a year ago

Paisley

I'm having the best sex of my life at 53!

Trouble is I live at no. 27!!

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By *T1980Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Guess im a dirty old perv then.x"

lol you can perve on me anytime old yin lol x

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Guess im a dirty old perv then.x"

Me too!!

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By *eather47Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

me too

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By *eather47Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

And im growing old VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY disgracefully is there any other way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have always preferred older men.

I don't quite know how this will go as I age.

Over 50s men can be delicious x

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester

Turned 50 this month, not quite ready for change of hobby yet still getting into the swing of this one

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By *T1980Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *T1980Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

let me rephrase that, all of you lovely ladies are welcome to perve on me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The older you get the more experience and the knowledge of how to give a lady a nice, sensual and sexy time, me thinks!!

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By *oast888Man  over a year ago

cambuslang

The older the fiddle , the sweeter the tune

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