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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
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I'd like to publically declare my love for the horsefaced one and tell him I miss him!
I'd then agree with whatever hedevil said!
People would know something was up and I was under duress!  |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
I'd like to publically declare my love for the horsefaced one and tell him I miss him!
I'd then agree with whatever hedevil said!
People would know something was up and I was under duress! "
 oh that would be a dead giveaway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That Trump sure knows his stuff. I wish we had him as our leader. Then again, May is doing an incredible job on Brexit and reducing inequalities both economically and socially here in the UK.
PS I hate crisps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would put up a meet request for today
And?
You can be the lucky guy that comes to rescue me.. You better bring back up though I don't think you'd be up to the job on your own "
I wouldn't have a clue though, I wouldn't reply to your meet request, I'd just assume you were horny again and any cock available at that time would do! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will give you a good old fashioned foot massage when i get home.
BOAK  "
God if only! We should be so lucky!
Don't worry, I'll take care of Mrs shedevils needs! . We'll alert the police asap, honestly! |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I would put up a meet request for today
And?
You can be the lucky guy that comes to rescue me.. You better bring back up though I don't think you'd be up to the job on your own
I wouldn't have a clue though, I wouldn't reply to your meet request, I'd just assume you were horny again and any cock available at that time would do!
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You wouldn't reply for fear of another knock back from me. Took you a while to get over the last one. I'm just not into sissifying you sorry. I'm sure you'll find someone that will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would put up a meet request for today
And?
You can be the lucky guy that comes to rescue me.. You better bring back up though I don't think you'd be up to the job on your own
I wouldn't have a clue though, I wouldn't reply to your meet request, I'd just assume you were horny again and any cock available at that time would do!
You wouldn't reply for fear of another knock back from me. Took you a while to get over the last one. I'm just not into sissifying you sorry. I'm sure you'll find someone that will "
Ouch, the fiest is strong in this one!
Another knock back??  and that after declaring above I could be the one to recsue you!
Yes sissifying is my style!! You've outed me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
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Thinking about scooby doo ! Anyone remember that program I loved it as a kid thought it was so funny but it’s juat like real life sometimes ? Men dressing up as ghosts putting fear into you lol where are those pesky kids when you need them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say I'm in a good mood and that I miss Mr donkey on the forums 
I always suspected you were a grump!
Proof! takes 1 to know 1 then "
Not really, you just owned up on the forum!  |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
Thinking about scooby doo ! Anyone remember that program I loved it as a kid thought it was so funny but it’s juat like real life sometimes ? Men dressing up as ghosts putting fear into you lol where are those pesky kids when you need them "
Tell them halloween is over |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I'm sorry for all my cheeky, below the belt comments.
I'm off to take some new profile pics now in my unicorn onesie.
Big hugs
Xxxxxxxxxx"
The poor baddies wouldn't know what they got theirselves into |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sorry for all my cheeky, below the belt comments.
I'm off to take some new profile pics now in my unicorn onesie.
Big hugs
Xxxxxxxxxx
The poor baddies wouldn't know what they got theirselves into "
Hee hee
"Somebody come and take this mad cow off our hands ffs!"
Mr and his passport would be offski. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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""I've finally seen the light and now follow Hibs". That would get the search parties out pronto lol
I bet there's a lot of people screenshotting that "
I wrote it under duress... unfortunately not under a man!! lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'
V x
They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them "
Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though?  |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'
V x
They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them
Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though? "
Aww jeez. I wouldn't want to say, it would just make either one's head even bigger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
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I love that Justin Beiber! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'
V x
They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them
Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though?
Aww jeez. I wouldn't want to say, it would just make either one's head even bigger "
My money is on He Devil |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'
V x
They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them
Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though?
Aww jeez. I wouldn't want to say, it would just make either one's head even bigger
My money is on He Devil "
I could see him getting TD40 into a headlock |
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"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'
V x
They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them
Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though? "
Just threw up a little 
I was in the hopes you would clearly know something had gone horribly wrong!!
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'
V x
They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them
Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though?
Aww jeez. I wouldn't want to say, it would just make either one's head even bigger
My money is on He Devil
I could see him getting TD40 into a headlock "
Or sit on his face until he passes out....heard he likes that |
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"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'
V x
They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them
Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though?
Aww jeez. I wouldn't want to say, it would just make either one's head even bigger
My money is on He Devil
I could see him getting TD40 into a headlock
Or sit on his face until he passes out....heard he likes that "
Jeesey peeps wummin! That's twisted! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"'I think I want an mmf with hedevil and td40'
V x
They would ignore you to get it on with each other. I've noticed the sexual tension between them
Aye, V would be there to administer the Vaseline. Who's the Daddy though?
Aww jeez. I wouldn't want to say, it would just make either one's head even bigger
My money is on He Devil
I could see him getting TD40 into a headlock
Or sit on his face until he passes out....heard he likes that "
Withhold the ransom and call off the search party!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm speechless!!
No, that's not the message I'd type under duress, I mean I'm fucking speechless!
He devil, man up ffs!!
I see what you did there Vanessa, some reverse psychology, clever! . Sorry I'm not into 3 sums. |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm speechless!!
No, that's not the message I'd type under duress, I mean I'm fucking speechless!
He devil, man up ffs!!
I see what you did there Vanessa, some reverse psychology, clever! . Sorry I'm not into 3 sums. "
Speechless!! Just when I thought FAB couldn’t surprise me anymore ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Considering asking albie to do some cleaning at my place... thoughts?
Yeah sounds good, I'm sure he would be up for it if you let him do it naked "
I was thinking a sexy striptease so long as he placed his clothes and undies in a tidy pile! |
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"Im game for a striptease and clean
nobody would think anything was wrong if you posted that
Albie doesn’t want to be rescued, they’re holding him naked
And giving him chores to do "
Place will be spotless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would publicly post to my hair dresser I want to go back to my natural hair colour...... anyone who knows be would think something was up or worse "
I never thought of that! I could say I was going for a hair cut! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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post a pic of the union flag upside down. (sign of distress/camp over run) and the troops will come to my rescue after tracing my IP Address. jobs a good one, time for tea and biscuits. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
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Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help? |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help? "
Finally!! Come get me |
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"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?
Finally!! Come get me"
We all knew from the start you had been nabbed but thought , naaaaaa , feckit it , leave her where she is. |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?
Finally!! Come get me
We all knew from the start you had been nabbed but thought , naaaaaa , feckit it , leave her where she is. "
Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?
Finally!! Come get me
We all knew from the start you had been nabbed but thought , naaaaaa , feckit it , leave her where she is.
Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on "
I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has... |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
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Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on
I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has..."
At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on
I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...
At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch "
Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!
And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand!  |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
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Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on
I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...
At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch
Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!
And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand! "
Don't know your profile picture looks like a dick pic to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on
I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...
At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch
Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!
And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand!
Don't know your profile picture looks like a dick pic to me "
(Beat me to it ya witch!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on
I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...
At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch
Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!
And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand!
Don't know your profile picture looks like a dick pic to me
(Beat me to it ya witch!)"
I expected better/funnier from both of you! 
Go away, put your heads together even and come back with something better! |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
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Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on
I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...
At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch
Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!
And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand!
Don't know your profile picture looks like a dick pic to me
(Beat me to it ya witch!)"
Great minds |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
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Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on
I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...
At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch
Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!
And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand!
Don't know your profile picture looks like a dick pic to me
(Beat me to it ya witch!)
I expected better/funnier from both of you!
Go away, put your heads together even and come back with something better! "
I wasn't joking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't talk rubbish, you're too busy fantasising about TD40 being the daddy to notice what's going on
I'm regretting posing that question now. Put me right aff ma porridge so it has...
At leased they can finally get it on, the bickering has been painful to watch
Seriously girls, stop hassling me for dick pics, not gonna happen, not my style!
And I dunno about hedevil but woke to 8 messages in my inbox this morning from Vanessa asking me to consider that 3 sum and just how filthy she promises to get! This is getting outta hand!
Don't know your profile picture looks like a dick pic to me
(Beat me to it ya witch!)
I expected better/funnier from both of you!
Go away, put your heads together even and come back with something better!
I wasn't joking "
I think you need an anatomy lesson dear! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?
Finally!! Come get me"
It was me that told them to take you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
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That I’ve seen the light and it’s vanilla only for me from now on once I’ve came out the nunnery ( I’m doing rosary’s for my penance) and I’ve gave up drink, women and lgbtqi politics. And can someone come give me a foot rub. |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?
Finally!! Come get me
It was me that told them to take you!"
After you thought I had blocked you no doubt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You've been taken by baddies (not allowed to use the official word for it), the baddies allow you to carry on tweeting/posting on social media as long as you pretend everything is alright.
What would you post to alarm/alert your followers that something was wrong?
Have you been taken by weirdos and this is your cry for help?
Finally!! Come get me
It was me that told them to take you!
After you thought I had blocked you no doubt "
Yip! Revenge for weirdos everywhere  |
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