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over a year ago
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"Predestination- seriously i was sitting through the whole film like wtf  never seen it mate what’s it about "
A temporal agent (Ethan Hawke) embarks on a final time-traveling assignment to prevent an elusive criminal from launching an attack that kills thousands of people |
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over a year ago
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"Granted, Nicholas Cage is OTT in it, but that’s why it’s good. "
Absolute 24ct dung.
Even a family size bag of Minstrels couldn't get me to crack a smile that night. |
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"Predestination- seriously i was sitting through the whole film like wtf "
To be fair if it was that bad why did you watch it right through, something must have kept you hooked till the end.
Ive started watching some god awful movies , to many to mention but rarely they get past 15 minutes. before there turned off. |
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Anyone saying a mainstream cinematic release hasn't seen many films.
There are films with absolutely no artistic qualities like Human Centipede 2 and 3 or Dark Planet out there which are a million times worse than anything mentioned so far.
The worst mainstream film for me is New Years Eve. That was a film with no merits saved only by the budget as it was visually well made. |
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"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen
Mines is napoleon dynamite "
Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!
That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.
Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.
This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen
Mines is napoleon dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!
That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.
Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.
This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work."
I think he's incredibly over rated too. |
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"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen
Mines is napoleon dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!
That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.
Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.
This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work.
I think he's incredibly over rated too."
This makes things easier if I ever ask you on a cinema date... Mr Doggy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen
Mines is napoleon dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!
That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.
Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.
This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work.
I think he's incredibly over rated too.
This makes things easier if I ever ask you on a cinema date... Mr Doggy. "
Heads up...he's prone to "slipping the hand"  |
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"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen
Mines is napoleon dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!
That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.
Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.
This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work.
I think he's incredibly over rated too.
This makes things easier if I ever ask you on a cinema date... Mr Doggy.
Heads up...he's prone to "slipping the hand" "
I'm hoping for the popcorn trick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen
Mines is napoleon dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!
That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.
Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.
This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work.
I think he's incredibly over rated too.
This makes things easier if I ever ask you on a cinema date... Mr Doggy.
Heads up...he's prone to "slipping the hand"
I'm hoping for the popcorn trick. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ffs is there a full moon tonight???
2 agreeing with me on a forum???
Jason you don't have to agree you asked I answered  "
I honestly didn't even read what you said! I just agreed as I'm looking into your knickers (again!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reservoir of dogs.
Utter pish!
Seconded.
And I hate agreeing with you on certain things!
Thirded!!
That's it - I'm out! I won't be associated with you two! "
Suit yourself lad. She's just pm'd me and asked if I'd be interested in a 3 sum. I presumed you were the other party? 
Who'd have thought such good would've come out of utter pish! |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
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"Reservoir of dogs.
Utter pish!
Seconded.
And I hate agreeing with you on certain things!
Thirded!!
That's it - I'm out! I won't be associated with you two!
Suit yourself lad. She's just pm'd me and asked if I'd be interested in a 3 sum. I presumed you were the other party?
Who'd have thought such good would've come out of utter pish! "
Sorry to disappoint but I was the third person you just assumed it was another bloke  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reservoir of dogs.
Utter pish!
Seconded.
And I hate agreeing with you on certain things!
Thirded!!
That's it - I'm out! I won't be associated with you two!
Suit yourself lad. She's just pm'd me and asked if I'd be interested in a 3 sum. I presumed you were the other party?
Who'd have thought such good would've come out of utter pish!
Sorry to disappoint but I was the third person you just assumed it was another bloke "
their loss Tracey ..right where's doggy when you need her..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reservoir of dogs.
Utter pish!
Seconded.
And I hate agreeing with you on certain things!
Thirded!!
That's it - I'm out! I won't be associated with you two!
Suit yourself lad. She's just pm'd me and asked if I'd be interested in a 3 sum. I presumed you were the other party?
Who'd have thought such good would've come out of utter pish!
Sorry to disappoint but I was the third person you just assumed it was another bloke "
Au contraire! That's the least disappointing think I've ever heard!  |
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Eyes Wide Shut was our worst ever.
Absolutley pish.
I can remember sitting in the cinema bored out my head when I heard a guy a few rows back say to his girlfriend (a bit too loudly) 'this is fuckin shite'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reservoir of dogs.
Utter pish!
Seconded.
And I hate agreeing with you on certain things!
Thirded!!
That's it - I'm out! I won't be associated with you two!
Suit yourself lad. She's just pm'd me and asked if I'd be interested in a 3 sum. I presumed you were the other party?
Who'd have thought such good would've come out of utter pish!
Sorry to disappoint but I was the third person you just assumed it was another bloke their loss Tracey ..right where's doggy when you need her..... "
Late to the party as usual by the looks of things |
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"Anyone saying a mainstream cinematic release hasn't seen many films.
There are films with absolutely no artistic qualities like Human Centipede 2 and 3 or Dark Planet out there which are a million times worse than anything mentioned so far.
The worst mainstream film for me is New Years Eve. That was a film with no merits saved only by the budget as it was visually well made."
This
And to answer the OP's question, the worst movie ever is "Violent Shit" a 1980's German cannibal serial killer movie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eyes Wide Shut was our worst ever.
Absolutley pish.
I can remember sitting in the cinema bored out my head when I heard a guy a few rows back say to his girlfriend (a bit too loudly) 'this is fuckin shite' "
Agreed... I think Kubrick died of shame and to avoid the reviews |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime.
Got to love the part when he removes the brain to feed it to him "
Isn’t that in Hannibal? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime.
Got to love the part when he removes the brain to feed it to him "
Think that was Hannibal - loved it but the book was better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd say suicide squad was bored turned it off after 20mins
The hatefull eight was pants too
Favourite films have to be shawshank redemption,papillon and great escape.
The new Kevin Costner film is good too the highway men it's the hunting down of bonnie and Clyde |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd say suicide squad was bored turned it off after 20mins
The hatefull eight was pants too
Favourite films have to be shawshank redemption,papillon and great escape.
The new Kevin Costner film is good too the highway men it's the hunting down of bonnie and Clyde "
Yeah, Suicide Squad was awful.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd say suicide squad was bored turned it off after 20mins
The hatefull eight was pants too
Favourite films have to be shawshank redemption,papillon and great escape.
The new Kevin Costner film is good too the highway men it's the hunting down of bonnie and Clyde
Yeah, Suicide Squad was awful.
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no as bad as that last home move you sent me |
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"Let’s get the debates going what’s the worst film you have ever seen
Mines is napoleon dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite is your worst ever film?!!
That would be in my top 10 easily. Fair play though.
Face Off was shite. Nicolas Cage hasn't been in a decent film since the mid-ninties.
This opinion will likely be unpopular, but bar True Romance, I'm not a fan of any of Quentin Tarantino's work."
you take that back sir |
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By *argaidMan
over a year ago
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Jurassic Shark.
I do have a fondness for Turkeys, but this one scrapes the barrel. There's one whose name I've blanked because it was so awful. It was about a murderous pool-cleaning machine. It really sucked (pun intended). Totally amateur but listed on Amazon Prime. There are a lot of really bad movies on there. |
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"Tarantino is an overrated magpie who has thrived on recycling the work of better directors - discuss"
There are very few original films, most seem to be remakes or sequels and those which are not often bear remarkable resemblances to older films.
But given the output of films over the years it's hardly surprising |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime.
Got to love the part when he removes the brain to feed it to him
That's Hannibal "
Much preferred that to any of the other movies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Predestination- seriously i was sitting through the whole film like wtf never seen it mate what’s it about "
Prob the most fucked up unexplanable film iv seen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"P.S I Love You with Gerald Butler....biggest load of overly sentimental shite that has ever offended my eyes. Was the tipping point for my first divorce"
Im wholeheartedly shocked thats one of my all time favs !! |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
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War of the Roses. Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner and Danny DeVito. DeVito is the lawyer and Douglas and Turner are going through a divorce and end up destroying most of their possessions. Pointless film. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mary Queen of Scots (New film)
You can not political correct history.
Xxx"
Was it really that bad iv no watched it yet, but i take it its not a true represantation of how history went? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mary Queen of Scots (New film)
You can not political correct history.
Xxx
Was it really that bad iv no watched it yet, but i take it its not a true represantation of how history went?"
Scenery, acting and effects brilliant.
The politically correctness killed the film for us.... We stopped and walked out of the movie.
It got bad reviews about the same subject.
Wait till it comes out on TV.
Xxx
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"Silence of the lambs. 4 times I’ve tried to watch it and fell asleep everytime.
Got to love the part when he removes the brain to feed it to him
That's Hannibal
Much preferred that to any of the other movies."
I prefer Manhunter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rob zombies Halloween why fix something that isn't broken. I have never walked out of a movie in my life but this one just had to be left.
The whole thing about Michael Myers was that he was evil incarnate no soul no thought went into his murderous rampage. Total ass crack of a movie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Stoner Express. IMDB Synopsis-Jack comes to Amsterdam to find his father and, through a momentary magical encounter, finds the secret weapon that could turn around his father's ailing marijuana coffee shop.
Now. I like Amsterdam, I love but I did not like this film one little bit. It was painful to watch, it had the aura of "movies that are so bad there good", only it was just plain bad. Don't think I made it to the end.
It was hidden away on Netflix and I have a feeling that there's a thousand more like it lurking in their Archives. |
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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago
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Battlefield Earth is awful"
Oh god yes. Truly truly awful.
Written by Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard and funded by the Scientology church. Starring Travolta and other Scientologists.
Get a bunch of Harriers out of storage after a century and have a bunch of illiterate miners fix then, fuel them and pilot them against spaceships.
Dear god it was awful. |
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By *anny77Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Anyone saying a mainstream cinematic release hasn't seen many films.
There are films with absolutely no artistic qualities like Human Centipede 2 and 3 or Dark Planet out there which are a million times worse than anything mentioned so far.
The worst mainstream film for me is New Years Eve. That was a film with no merits saved only by the budget as it was visually well made."
I haven’t seen Human Centipede 3... because... Human Centipede 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Pretentious wank that shockingly is no.89 on the imdb all time list.
Turns out their is a lot of pretwntious wankers out there. |
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By *anny77Man
over a year ago
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"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Pretentious wank that shockingly is no.89 on the imdb all time list.
Turns out their is a lot of pretwntious wankers out there. "
I actually liked the film and resent someone thinking that means I’m a pretentious wanker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Pretentious wank that shockingly is no.89 on the imdb all time list.
Turns out their is a lot of pretwntious wankers out there.
I actually liked the film and resent someone thinking that means I’m a pretentious wanker."
Tough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Pretentious wank that shockingly is no.89 on the imdb all time list.
Turns out their is a lot of pretwntious wankers out there.
I actually liked the film and resent someone thinking that means I’m a pretentious wanker.
Tough."
Although i suppose i was a bit harsh so will cut my harshness in half, you can either be pretentious or a wanker, you choose. |
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I tend to forget bad films I have seen to be honest, go to the pictures quite a lot, but a couple I remember stick out.
1) open water - a couple go scuba diving. The instructor or whatever miscounts and leaves them behind. Then the entire rest of the film is then bobbing about the sea till they get killed by sharks...
2) Meet Dave - Eddie Murphy, tiny aliens. Enough said really. |
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By *anny77Man
over a year ago
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"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Pretentious wank that shockingly is no.89 on the imdb all time list.
Turns out their is a lot of pretwntious wankers out there.
I actually liked the film and resent someone thinking that means I’m a pretentious wanker.
Tough.
Although i suppose i was a bit harsh so will cut my harshness in half, you can either be pretentious or a wanker, you choose."
No thanks. I’d prefer just to ignore the comment. You can choose since you clearly know someone based on them liking or not liking one film.
Personally I think it sounds a bit arrogant and, dare I say, pretentious? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Too many to mention but I’ll name at least two here...
For the big Hollywood film, Batman and robin.
Then we have Rubber. Basically a film about a car tyre that has psychic powers and goes on a killing spree. Don’t thing I need to say more |
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By *anny77Man
over a year ago
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"Too many to mention but I’ll name at least two here...
For the big Hollywood film, Batman and robin.
Then we have Rubber. Basically a film about a car tyre that has psychic powers and goes on a killing spree. Don’t thing I need to say more "
That sounds AMAZING |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"3.10 to Yuma
First time I’ve ever fallen asleep in the cinema 
I fell asleep at the first crow movie, the one Brandon Lee died making.... "
Jeezo...poor guy's pan breed and you couldn't even make the effort to stay awake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"3.10 to Yuma
First time I’ve ever fallen asleep in the cinema
I fell asleep at the first crow movie, the one Brandon Lee died making....
Jeezo...poor guy's pan breed and you couldn't even make the effort to stay awake! "
Don't make me laugh.. You told me you were part of the couple shagging thee rows behind me. In fact I remember being asked to stop snoring as the guy behind couldn't hear what you were screaming |
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Napoleon Dynamite is glorious! Vote for Pedro! Also, whoever said District is fookin’ wrong, as is whoever said Lost in Translation. I get that it’s personal taste, but you’re still wrong.
Worst film I’ve seen is either Ghost Dog or Rumble in Hong Kong - sold as a Jackie Chan movie but is utter bollocks & has the worst English dubbing error you will EVER EVER see. Period. Full stop. Exclamation mark exclamation mark. |
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I'm going controversial:
The Revenant
Total nonsense, didn't live up to the hype, DiCaprio gets Oscar because he acted like he was suffering in the cold.....by physically lying in the cold forest during winter and suffering. He should have got the Oscar for other roles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm going controversial:
The Revenant
Total nonsense, didn't live up to the hype, DiCaprio gets Oscar because he acted like he was suffering in the cold.....by physically lying in the cold forest during winter and suffering. He should have got the Oscar for other roles. "
I laughed through most of that film...Mr had to tell me to shut up cause I kept on asking how come he wasn't dead yet. |
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"I'm going controversial:
The Revenant
Total nonsense, didn't live up to the hype, DiCaprio gets Oscar because he acted like he was suffering in the cold.....by physically lying in the cold forest during winter and suffering. He should have got the Oscar for other roles.
I laughed through most of that film...Mr had to tell me to shut up cause I kept on asking how come he wasn't dead yet."
Exactly! Lol  |
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The Emoji Movie, no question. I left the theatre and just sat in the lobby for what seemed like forty minutes in a fucking fugue state, dissociating so hard I nearly astral-projected into the Sony boardroom.
If there was a Hague for movies... |
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