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Best worst chat up line
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whats tge best worst chat up line you have received or dished out lol
I seem to receieve this whole not up for the challenge shite, the "i csnt handle the challenge"
Hows that supose to pull anyone?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats tge best worst chat up line you have received or dished out lol
I seem to receieve this whole not up for the challenge shite, the "i csnt handle the challenge"
Hows that supose to pull anyone??"
that dress looks good on you, but would look better on my bedroom floor  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a guy message me telling me he's never cum with just a BJ alone would I be up for proving him wrong.
Eh...naw!  "
that was my best line
here is 20p phone your man tell him you not coming home tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you shut your eyes or watch porn you won't know its a guy sucking you off 
So could did it work and could he tell it was you sucking?"
he had nearly as much facial hair as you so I just lay back and thought of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can I spunk on your pvc trousers?"
"Can I wear your panties like a ski mask?"
Must be some size of pants!"
Don't you mean the guy had some size of head |
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I said to a female once.
Where have you been all my life.
She replied , "hiding fae you ya ugly bass, cant believe you found me"
Tried it one more time with a younger lady .
I said
Where have you been all my life ,
She replied " well for the first 35 years of it i wasnt born"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy on here that said during a meet he could guarantee at least one orgasm and that when he gave oral he had been told he had god in him  oookay! "
was that his own  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy on here that said during a meet he could guarantee at least one orgasm and that when he gave oral he had been told he had god in him oookay! "
Not exactly something I would boast about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can I spunk on your pvc trousers?"
"Can I wear your panties like a ski mask?"
Must be some size of pants!
Don't you mean the guy had some size of head "
Think we might both be on doggy's list now! Your younger, you have more to live for! Run! Save yourself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy on here that said during a meet he could guarantee at least one orgasm and that when he gave oral he had been told he had god in him oookay! "
I've spoke to a few who seem to be possessed to be fair. |
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"A guy on here that said during a meet he could guarantee at least one orgasm and that when he gave oral he had been told he had god in him oookay!
Not exactly something I would boast about."
Indeed, one would be an awful night... It made me laugh though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy on here that said during a meet he could guarantee at least one orgasm and that when he gave oral he had been told he had god in him oookay!
Not exactly something I would boast about.
Indeed, one would be an awful night... It made me laugh though "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats tge best worst chat up line you have received or dished out lol
I seem to receieve this whole not up for the challenge shite, the "i csnt handle the challenge"
Hows that supose to pull anyone??"
all chT up lines are bad haba |
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By *TBSMan
over a year ago
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Not a chat up line but my mate who was ripped and full on 6 pack used to get chatting to a girl in a bar then in the middle of conversation lift bottom of his t shirt and pretend to blow his nose on it showing off said abs. 7/10 times it worked too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One way or another you are getting stabbed. Whether its with my cock or knife is up to you. Now get in the fuckin van. "
I'm not so sure that would work...
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..... by more than 1 guy though! 
