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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You have a dead body in the boot of your car, which forumite would you ask for help in disposing of it? And why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who would you ask and why?

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

None, gossip is rife on here. The police would be knocking at your door in no time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"None, gossip is rife on here. The police would be knocking at your door in no time "

In that case it would have to be vixy50 she would keep them busy while I got away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who would you ask and why?"

Probably td40 I think he might have the necessary, "skills" and ruthless streak needed.

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre

Donald Trump, hes had practice, oh wait hes a twitterer not a forumer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who would you ask and why?

Probably td40 I think he might have the necessary, "skills" and ruthless streak needed. "

He doesn't seem the helpful kind

Nor do you seem like the murderous kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who would you ask and why?

Probably td40 I think he might have the necessary, "skills" and ruthless streak needed.

He doesn't seem the helpful kind

Nor do you seem like the murderous kind "

I think he is more helpful than you imagine.. And it's a hypothetical... Also.. Everyone has their tipping point.

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By *earded blossomCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Who would you ask and why?

Probably td40 I think he might have the necessary, "skills" and ruthless streak needed.

He doesn't seem the helpful kind

Nor do you seem like the murderous kind

I think he is more helpful than you imagine.. And it's a hypothetical... Also.. Everyone has their tipping point. "

How can a dead body be helpful?

John

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who would you ask and why?

Probably td40 I think he might have the necessary, "skills" and ruthless streak needed.

He doesn't seem the helpful kind

Nor do you seem like the murderous kind

I think he is more helpful than you imagine.. And it's a hypothetical... Also.. Everyone has their tipping point.

How can a dead body be helpful?

John "

I'm confused John. he is helping dispose of the body. He isn't the dead body.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmmmmmm

Portland51 of course! His patter can distract anyone either that or they could admire his shoes....

Whilst you bundle the body in the boot and look for an open grave to put the body in......

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


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How can a dead body be helpful?

John "

Well for a start John it cant say no to any naughtiness.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I seem to remember _earded blossom have a van... That could be useful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has to be doggy and Td40 ffs. Td for the heavy lifting, and doggy just to humiliate

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"I seem to remember _earded blossom have a van... That could be useful "

Correct, and are known for keeping trophys like random womens shoes. is that right J. ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"None, gossip is rife on here. The police would be knocking at your door in no time

In that case it would have to be vixy50 she would keep them busy while I got away. "

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By *earded blossomCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I seem to remember _earded blossom have a van... That could be useful

Correct, and are known for keeping trophys like random womens shoes. is that right J. ? "

I've got 2... Campervan and a 8 seater.... I could sit 7 upright in the back and no one would notice with the limo tinted windows I could also fit about 2 or 3 in the boot

John

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I seem to remember _earded blossom have a van... That could be useful

Correct, and are known for keeping trophys like random womens shoes. is that right J. ?

I've got 2... Campervan and a 8 seater.... I could sit 7 upright in the back and no one would notice with the limo tinted windows I could also fit about 2 or 3 in the boot

John "

I can see a double life as a hit man....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I agree with Fab Fem... and a secret is only a secret if two people know and one is dead. That bit's sorted, as to disposal... no problem... I have skills (possibly a particular set )

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

None. Would be my best friend off here. She has the shovels and the acid lime!!!

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By *tsallthesame77Woman  over a year ago

edinburgh

All I’m gonna say is I have ways & means

I have never scared my colleagues by discussing my body disposal scenario at lunch

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I’ll just say I have 3 wedding dresses 4 bridesmaids gowns 2 maids dresses and a plentiful supply of lingerie that no one knows where they are .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll just say I have 3 wedding dresses 4 bridesmaids gowns 2 maids dresses and a plentiful supply of lingerie that no one knows where they are . "

Nuff said

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By *illy7239Man  over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

I'd buy some pigs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd buy some pigs "

Aye right Hannibal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

id just say your aff yer nut lol

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