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Just received a message asking if I’ve ‘ever try sum juicy irish cock before or would u like to’ and my first thought was, I wonder what makes an irish one different to any other ones 
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"Is it like the difference between a mcds and a burger king?
What, if it's a quarter pounder or a whopper! 
If it's a quarter pounder it's a mcdonald"
But isn't that how you can tell which a clan a Scots man belongs to by what is under his kilt.. |
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"Just received a message asking if I’ve ‘ever try sum juicy irish cock before or would u like to’ and my first thought was, I wonder what makes an irish one different to any other ones
Looking forward to some funny replies "
Like a Guinness they're stout, and have a tight white creamy head. |
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"Just received a message asking if I’ve ‘ever try sum juicy irish cock before or would u like to’ and my first thought was, I wonder what makes an irish one different to any other ones
Looking forward to some funny replies "
They tend to be rather soft in the middle but EU can demand a hard border. |
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Three Irishmen and Three Scots are on a train
Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an Irishman.
"Watch and you'll see," answers a Scot.
They all board the train. The Irishmen take their respective seats but all three Scots cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says,"Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Irishmen see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Irishmen decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money,and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Irishman. Watch and you'll see," answers a Scot.
When they board the train the three Irishmen cram into a bathroom and the three Scots cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Scots leaves his bathroom and walks over to the bathroom where the Irishmen are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
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Not sure there is much difference in an Irish one and a Scottish one,
But one thing I will say if any of you lovely Scottish ladies would like to find out for medical science only of course here I am at your service  |
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"Just received a message asking if I’ve ‘ever try sum juicy irish cock before or would u like to’ and my first thought was, I wonder what makes an irish one different to any other ones
Looking forward to some funny replies "
I've always thought "Irish recipe" sausages just taste the same as regular sausages. Maybe it's the same for cock. Tastes the same but comes in green wrapper. Having never tasted cock, that's the only insight I can offer.
Let me know how it works out. |
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