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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?
For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.
You guys? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone claiming to be able to "lick for hours" or "up for anything".
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Anyone that says they play safely but they’ll go bareback for the “right” person. A cruel irony right there lol.
Anyone that has a list of 30 specifics and demands yet gives you a couple of sentences of what they bring to the table. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Negativity.
There are other ways to deal with fabs little irks. |
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No profile picture
Poor pics
No veris
No info description
Minimal info description
Meet now
Cam fun
Small cock pics
Cock caging
Love:
Confidence
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well hung
Heavy cummer
Lick for hours
Fill your holes
Discreet (meaning married)
Make you squirt
Any of those is an instant No
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and sorry, I know someone people like it but pics of bum holes, cock cages and men in woman's underwear Just No |
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Anyone who:
Has none or barely any info on their profile, particularly with "ask if you want more"
Has unrestrictive age range
Is into bareback/breeding/ watersports/hardcore bdsm
Wants roleplay or humiliation |
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"Anyone that says they play safely but they’ll go bareback for the “right” person. A cruel irony right there lol.
Anyone that has a list of 30 specifics and demands yet gives you a couple of sentences of what they bring to the table. "
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For me anything relating to drugs is an instant no. Anything else could be considered, but it's quite hard to get on my friends list! |
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420 friendly. Each to their own but if its a part of meeting you or just a suggestion then thanks but no thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drugs.
Smoking.
Pictures taken by guys in toilets.
Pictures of remotes or deodorant cans to give an idea of scale.
People who require you to put a word in your message heading.
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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago
Newcastle-under-Lyme |
Turn offs
No profile picture
Old pics, all cock pics,
No veris
No or Minimal info description
Meet now or I’m in your area on this date
Dogging
420 friendly
Banter
Discreet or cannot accommodate (are they married?)
Hung
Heavy cummer
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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago
Loughborough |
"Professional couple" What's that even mean? Is it your job? Do you have a degree in being a couple? Were you once an amateur couple, and were so good you decided to go pro?
"We don't bite....well not unless you ask us to" 0/10. Seriously.
"To Sydney University" no explanation needed there.
A profile that has more "don't"s than "do"s
Photos that catalogue how messy their gaff is. Put the piles of washing away.
Gaping arsehole pics. No one wants to see what you had for breakfast.
"Fab this photo if you would lick this pussy" Are you that needy for likes? |
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No info and 30 cock pics in public profile |
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Any pictures on a toilet, especially guys.
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Couples profiles exclusively with pictures of him ( and he always looks like a gay bald muscle boy...) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Timewasters
Dreamers
Timewasters
Fantasists who never meet
Those who ask for a detailed profile but have no information of there own to tell me about themselves.
Did i mention timewasters  |
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""Professional couple" What's that even mean? Is it your job? Do you have a degree in being a couple? Were you once an amateur couple, and were so good you decided to go pro?
"We don't bite....well not unless you ask us to" 0/10. Seriously.
"To Sydney University" no explanation needed there.
A profile that has more "don't"s than "do"s
Photos that catalogue how messy their gaff is. Put the piles of washing away.
Gaping arsehole pics. No one wants to see what you had for breakfast.
"Fab this photo if you would lick this pussy" Are you that needy for likes?"
Omg I totally forgot about the Sydney University lot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?
For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.
You guys? "
Ranty profiles with a list of demands put me off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?
For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.
You guys? "
What is wrong with having personal preferences? |
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Those things seem popular to use or say on quite a few profiles more about ones now sexual interest and hobbies would be more helpful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?
For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.
You guys?
What is wrong with having personal preferences? "
Its a thin line between personell prefrence and being judgemental. I think thats the issue. |
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Turn offs:
People well above our age preference.
People who can’t read
Men in ladies lingerie
If I think longer the list will grow |
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People who complain about not getting replies to their messages, and go on about "common courtesy" and "manners" when they've sent a message to someone who probably gets a few hundred messages per day. Read the FAQs!
People who use quaint old-fashioned terms like "the gentleman" and "the lady". This is the 21st century! |
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Guys that says I'm hung or they are 420 users, just dick pics for pics, come across as cocky or arrogant |
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By *elly72Woman
over a year ago
glasgow |
Hidden profiles even when they’ve messaged first |
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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
Anyone that says 420 friendly and cock piercings are a personal turn off. Also photos of guys sitting on toilets eeww
Mrs N |
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People with bareback pics on a singles profile, but says I play safe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones who say “let’s talk on WhatsApp it’s much easier “ |
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People that are willing to meet an 18 year old or play with a 99 year old |
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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Anyone that says 420 friendly and cock piercings are a personal turn off. Also photos of guys sitting on toilets eeww
Mrs N"
Agree with you totally. |
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No pics
Sydney University
18-99
Will fill in later
And profile names such as pussy destroyer, just keep scrolling. |
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""Professional couple" What's that even mean? Is it your job? Do you have a degree in being a couple? Were you once an amateur couple, and were so good you decided to go pro?
"We don't bite....well not unless you ask us to" 0/10. Seriously.
"To Sydney University" no explanation needed there.
A profile that has more "don't"s than "do"s
Photos that catalogue how messy their gaff is. Put the piles of washing away.
Gaping arsehole pics. No one wants to see what you had for breakfast.
"Fab this photo if you would lick this pussy" Are you that needy for likes?"
All of these plus;
Guys who like to state they’re Dom.
“I will make you squirt” - please don’t!
Heavy cummer.
Eat pussy for hours.
“Go all night”
420.
Have an FB who would be “willing to join in”.
Bareback.
Looking for outdoor meets or meets in the car - why, so it’s easier to dispose of our bodies? We’re 40, want a bed and comfort |
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Men in womens underwear
All pics are cock pics
There surroundings are messy (don't wanna see your piles of dirty laundry)
Outdoor fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Professional couple" What's that even mean? Is it your job? Do you have a degree in being a couple? Were you once an amateur couple, and were so good you decided to go pro?
"We don't bite....well not unless you ask us to" 0/10. Seriously.
"To Sydney University" no explanation needed there.
A profile that has more "don't"s than "do"s
Photos that catalogue how messy their gaff is. Put the piles of washing away.
Gaping arsehole pics. No one wants to see what you had for breakfast.
"Fab this photo if you would lick this pussy" Are you that needy for likes?"
100% |
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One more thing… what put us off are also people who are showing you a picture of them and when you meet, you feel like meeting totally different people. |
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"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?
For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.
You guys?
What is wrong with having personal preferences? "
Quite. How very dare they... lol |
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"Well hung
Heavy cummer
Lick for hours
Fill your holes
Discreet (meaning married)
Make you squirt
Any of those is an instant No
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I agree  |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
Profiles with a verification summary but not displaying their veris so you can read them (although it is annoying when the veri disappears when ppl leave Fab - we have lost loads)
Everything else is just a filter. Bad pics, no pics, rubbish text, no text etc.
Reading this thread we would obviously annoy a few people as our profile is too long! Oh well.
P.S. not a profile thing but not being able to edit posts in forum when you spot a typo grrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“No limits”
“Discreet”
Loads of photos of women sucking their cock or fucking women
“Dominant”
Saying they like choking
No photos
Only disembodied cock photos
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Couples whose profiles start off with a long list of things they don't like and aren't looking for in a potential male playmate, generally written in a ranty and angry way. I get that there are an awful lot of idiot men on here who don't deserve the time of day but even so. Similarly ones whose last lines says something like put 'bananas' in the title of your message to show you've read our profile. Next..... |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
"Couples whose profiles start off with a long list of things they don't like and aren't looking for in a potential male playmate, generally written in a ranty and angry way. I get that there are an awful lot of idiot men on here who don't deserve the time of day but even so. Similarly ones whose last lines says something like put 'bananas' in the title of your message to show you've read our profile. Next....."
That’ll be us then |
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Ha, ha, yes! Nice pics though. PS, hotel! |
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"Anyone claiming to be able to "lick for hours" or "up for anything".
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Why lick for hours |
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"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?
For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.
You guys? "
*Will fill in later
* I am a single women and I'm looking to meet men ( in other words a fake profile in most cases!)
* can't send face pictures because of work
* I am single but I'm owned by (x) and he says what goes
* Only the male half playing at the moment
* Don't ask me how I am etc
Just a few
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By *andR510Couple
over a year ago
St Neots/Wisbech |
Anyone with " you do not have permission" warning or disclaimer on their profile.
Especially the ones that mention Facebook being a privately owned entity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No pics, hidden profile or drugs for me
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
50 different cock pics at various angles
When I can see more of other women than them on their pics.
Being on here behind a partners back.
Those who've obviously been meeting or looking to meet during covid 19.
Any that claim they are the best you'll ever have or can make everyone squirt. |
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Nothing really except big lists / rules, and negativity. Everything else is forgivable... |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
The fill in later
So little effort made, claiming to be straight as a couple but willing to meet TV and TS
I've noticed because people view these threads change their profile so it's not obvious smh |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
"Ha, ha, yes! Nice pics though. PS, hotel!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am sure it has been said, but ;
1. One liner profiles
2. Arrogant/Cocky profiles
3. Storey Book profiles
Profile should be clear and let the reader know a little or enough about you to either Turn the page, or make the next move
Having said, its an Adult Sex meeting site and I am not sure there is a right or wrong way lol
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All male profiles as a time waster looking for wank fodda
Jokes |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"... We’re 40, want a bed and comfort "
Oh yes, far better to have feather pillows than car head rests |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
Might be different to many, but couples profiles where all the photos are of her. |
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Smoking and drugs - instant dismissal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horrific status updates such as "want to fuck a pussy now"
"who wants destroyed"
"need to cum"
Any reference to 50 shades
Looking for a squirter
No pictures or the only pictures are of their cock
And then there are my personal preferences... If they are shorter than me then it will be a no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All male profiles as a time waster looking for wank fodda
Jokes"
Interesting coming from a lovely women like yourself who has near on 40% of your awesome 143 meets being men - Prey tell what's your secret - how do whittle out the timewasters , because as a Bisexual man, I get my fair share of them too
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Profile names like fuck24/7 or horny24/7.
Profiles that say they can make any woman squirt,can go for hours or loves oral for hours.
Loads of dick pics
And no profile picture
Or no pictures, veris or any info about them |
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"All male profiles as a time waster looking for wank fodda
Jokes
Interesting coming from a lovely women like yourself who has near on 40% of your awesome 143 meets being men - Prey tell what's your secret - how do whittle out the timewasters , because as a Bisexual man, I get my fair share of them too
xx "
Mostly club and organised socials.. x |
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Any couples profiles that mention "spicing things up" for us that's an instant no we're not here to resurrect your sex life
420 friendly is generally a no from us nothing against it but just don't want it incorporated into a meet
Blank profiles / 3 day old profiles
Second message before we've had a chance to read/respond or delete the first.
Begging messages or self pitying ones. E.g "I know you probably won't respond but..." |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
Also people who leave and constantly rejoin after moaning how it's crap and nobody meets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also people who leave and constantly rejoin after moaning how it's crap and nobody meets. "
That is a good one and it is frustrating for both sexes |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
"Also people who leave and constantly rejoin after moaning how it's crap and nobody meets.
That is a good one and it is frustrating for both sexes "
A few on my updates always leaving then rejoining days later, just looks a bit like having a tantrum because nobody has met them. |
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Drugs are a big no!
No pic’s
Few words on profile
No veri’s
Not into beards (on ladies either)
Not fond of bald heads
Otherwise, very easy |
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The Sydney University thing and the "Facebook is a privately owned entity". Well, no, Facebook is a public company, I can buy shares of it without any issues. Don't get me wrong Facebook is dodgy as hell and i hate it, but also, you're wrong |
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Truth or dare
Ask me 5 questions and i will tell you the truth  |
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"The Sydney University thing and the "Facebook is a privately owned entity". Well, no, Facebook is a public company, I can buy shares of it without any issues. Don't get me wrong Facebook is dodgy as hell and i hate it, but also, you're wrong"
It does make me laugh when their disclaimer still actually says Facebook, and hasn't even been changed to Fab... Obviously they think they're doing a good thing, but I've no idea how they come to that conclusion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything to do with drugs
A list of requirements which look more like part of a job description
Saying they won't reply to profiles without photos when they have none themselves.
Looking for exceptional people.
Ridiculous disclaimers, Especially when it's 95% of the profile.
Text speak. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Ranty profiles that make copious use of block capitals.
Close up shots of their lady bits.
Negativity in general. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couples whose profiles start off with a long list of things they don't like and aren't looking for in a potential male playmate, generally written in a ranty and angry way. I get that there are an awful lot of idiot men on here who don't deserve the time of day but even so. Similarly ones whose last lines says something like put 'bananas' in the title of your message to show you've read our profile. Next....."
Definitely a turn off.
Just profiles were the person seems full of themselves and thinking they are gods gift to the world.
I have seen a few women at the clubs, thinking they are gods gift to men, which is a massive turn off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything to do with drugs
A list of requirements which look more like part of a job description
Saying they won't reply to profiles without photos when they have none themselves.
Looking for exceptional people.
Ridiculous disclaimers, Especially when it's 95% of the profile.
Text speak."
Haha yes my personel favorite that. Women who ask you to send a face pic yet dont have one themselves or wont send one back if you send. Double standards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones that say been here before I know the score/drill/whatever. |
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I love how discreet automatically means married
Im defo single but discreet to me means you will not be invited to my home while my kids are around EVER no not even a quick suck at the backdoor |
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"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?
For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.
You guys? "
Up for anything/ no limits - just makes them look really inexperienced.
Married |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Separate room/soft swap only |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bareback fucking photos on singles profiles. Multiple dick picks from different angles. Too many demands in order to ‘get a reply’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been on over 12mths but
No pics
No veris
Will fill in later
Single female looking for etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couples with only women pics
Only chat on kik?
That’s about it really |
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A lengthy profile that is more like an essay.
Now I could go on but then my reply to this post would indeed be an essay. |
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My profile defenitly is a turn offs / deal breakers profile |
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"I've read your profile and think I'm a good match..."
When they haven't read our profile and don't match our requirements at all. What is the point in doing that? If we say we're only looking for a tall, slim, straight non-smoking guy who can accommodate us local to where we live, why on earth would we be interested in or reply to a short, fat, bisexual, smoker who lives 400 miles away and can't travel?
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Blank profiles or profiles with a years out of date pic , asking for a face pic with the first message, or they won't reply
Really?? |
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"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?
For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.
You guys? "
How long have you got?
no pics, no photo verification, names with hung, BBC, Bull, BWC etc in them, action shots in there, cock pic after cock pic, action pics do nothing for us either, fill in later bios on year old accounts
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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100% straight guys who aren't looking for males but want to suck my cock or have me fuck them until they figure out I might not be 100% straight and then dfont want to touch me with a barge pole |
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"Straight" guys verified by men/TV's
Men in women's lingerie
"I will try anything once" and "I dont bite unless you want me to"
Pics taken in the toilet
Gyny pics
Too many verifications
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For ME some turn off's are a few peoples real nasty comments for some of us due to a bad experience with someone else and we all get tarred with the same brush.
And some clit pics that look like she tows cars for a living. And some uncircumcised dick pics that remind me of the monsters in the film Tremors! |
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Also, I know some people like BDSM, hard pain etc, but pics or videos of people whipping, beating each other is like flogging a dead horse!
Hate words like BBC, Bull, BWC, VWE etc...coz I'm an average joe. 
At least I'm not a fake or dont exaggerate |
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1. User names like "Ladypleaser88" or "Youneedme69"
2. Profiles pics that show a gimpmask with a white background (so many have them...)
3. Anything of this Sidney University bollocks
4. "Will fill in later".... when they've been a member for over a year. |
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No pics, drugs references. They're the two biggest ones for us. |
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“Will update later”
“Single xx year old female looking for single males and couples”
“Ask”
“Up for anything........must be 6 foot, white and drive a Ferrari”
And generally any body’s covered in bruises |
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"“Will update later”
“Single xx year old female looking for single males and couples”
“Ask”
“Up for anything........must be 6 foot, white and drive a Ferrari”
And generally any body’s covered in bruises "
Oh and “must have public face pics” from a silhouette |
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Professional couple.. We all work!
Cock cages.... I mean seriously?!?!
Heavy cummer... Total turn off!
Can probably find a mate for a threesome.... Means I'll show up but your mate wont!   |
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"Heavy cummer, breading,  "
Ok, I know not what to put in your next PM |
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"For ME some turn off's are a few peoples real nasty comments for some of us due to a bad experience with someone else and we all get tarred with the same brush.
And some clit pics that look like she tows cars for a living. And some uncircumcised dick pics that remind me of the monsters in the film Tremors! "
Thanks. I really liked that film, now I can never watch it again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meet 99yr olds
Pics more than 3yr
Messages hun or babe
Those not read profile
420.. not my cuppa
Claim to be the best at....
Any pick with lynx can or sky remote |
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People looking for “fun” we all are aren’t we or we would be elsewhere??
A list of demands like war and peace
Guys who badger you for a meet then cum within 2 mins of getting in the door.
“Couples” where it’s the man doing all the running.... does she even know about the profile
No photos other than gynae or cock shots |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
“Single female” profiles who meet couples but when you read the profile text actually have a partner and only meet couples with them (despite the fact the male partner is nowhere to be seen - not a single pic!) sooooo not a single female who meets couples then! |
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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
No picture.
Pictures that are over a year old.
No verifies, but been on for over a year.
Couples profiles with only pictures of the lady, if we wanted to meet a single lady we’d look for one.
“She doesn’t play anymore”
When someone is “Professional”
420 friendly
Non smokers, but have fags in pictures.
Just to name a few.
Surprised we have any meets after my put off list lol.
Mrs X |
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over a year ago
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The words cum bucket makes me want to vomit ?? seen it a few times |
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When a women's states looking for a generous man
No one is on fab looking for prostitutes |
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Came across a profile that said "will fuck anything"
Nope |
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Claiming to be a couple but not photo verified pics of a guys cock only & or pics of a fully clothed faces less lady
Who do these creaos think they're kidding |
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Requires a specific cock size pretty shallow if you ask me
Men are more the just a cock |
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“Add me on Snapchat” is a new one for me to instantly turn off, also “I have an OnlyFans account”
I quickly discovered that anyone who mentions OF or SC are only on here to get subscribers for premium content and nothing else.
I wanna get badges and shirts made up that say “real swingers don’t pay” |
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Couples profile with 9999 photos of the female and none of the male. |
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"People looking for “fun” we all are aren’t we or we would be elsewhere??
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When men ask if we want fun we tend to suggest some good board games. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"420 friendly. Each to their own but if its a part of meeting you or just a suggestion then thanks but no thanks."
This! |
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"Couples profile with 9999 photos of the female and none of the male."
There's quite a split where it's the guy looking like a bag of hammers, and ones where she's a real attention seeker. Same result, different motivation. No thanks to either! |
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Lines including but not limited to...
*Can lick for hours.
*Cum bucket loads.
*I am a discreet professional
*Age, looks, personality unimportant.
*Add me on Insta.
*420 friendly.
*Not looking to chat, just meet.
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I agree definitely no shortage of turn off profiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘I’ll fill this in later’ |
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When they say only the best need to apply and they wouldn't fit their advert |
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Anything to do with drugs
Anything where large male endowment is their primary requirement
Only meet in clubs |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
"Requires a specific cock size pretty shallow if you ask me"
Was that a deliberate pun? |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
But just to play devil’s advocate on the cock size thing...
Swinging is in part about living out your sexual fantasies.
Some people want to put a woman’s knickers on their head and dance around a campfire wanking their cocks (not me BTW).
Some want to be covered in custard and have other people lick it off (not me BTW).
Others want to experience a big cock (not me BTW).
It’s their fantasy so why is that a problem for anyone? |
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Some people want to put a woman’s knickers on their head and dance around a campfire wanking their cocks (not me BTW).
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You promised never to tell! 
More about presentation for us. Erotic photographs and a well written profile go a long way. |
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By *andVCouple
over a year ago
Doncaster |
People who's profile information is shorter than there Sydney University warning they have lumped with it, Ones where there is only pics of one of the couple even in private pics, no face pics.
Pushy or arrogant profiles.
And last one of the top of my head any that say there into peeing or pooing on people lol |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
Fun thread (aren’t we all so pissed off!)
Another one - profiles with poor spelling and grammar. Seriously - intelligence is sexy.
It is easy to have typis (see) on the forum (damn you tiny iphone keyboard) as you cannot edit your post, but go back and read and edit your profile folks!!!!
**goes and checks our own profile** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything to do with drugs
Anything where large male endowment is their primary requirement
Only meet in clubs "
I can understand some may want to meet in clubs but it defeats the object of finding NSA from a sex site if you have to make a appointment to meet at a club when you are looking for now. |
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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago
Saltash aka Fraggle Rock |
Size and looks unimportant is a no no for me as it gives the impression they will shag just about anyone/anything x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But just to play devil’s advocate on the cock size thing...
Swinging is in part about living out your sexual fantasies.
Some people want to put a woman’s knickers on their head and dance around a campfire wanking their cocks (not me BTW).
Some want to be covered in custard and have other people lick it off (not me BTW).
Others want to experience a big cock (not me BTW).
It’s their fantasy so why is that a problem for anyone? "
By all means - have the penis size requirement on your profile. But I, like many, won't be interested.
How many women would be put off if a guy had 'only interested in tight women' or 'message me if you're 34DD or above'?
Sure, you CAN have those preferences and I get the fantasy aspect. But doesn't mean people won't have a problem with it. |
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Poor spelling/punctuation.
Any mention of drugs.
Photos with numerous women.
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
"But just to play devil’s advocate on the cock size thing...
Swinging is in part about living out your sexual fantasies.
Some people want to put a woman’s knickers on their head and dance around a campfire wanking their cocks (not me BTW).
Some want to be covered in custard and have other people lick it off (not me BTW).
Others want to experience a big cock (not me BTW).
It’s their fantasy so why is that a problem for anyone?
By all means - have the penis size requirement on your profile. But I, like many, won't be interested.
How many women would be put off if a guy had 'only interested in tight women' or 'message me if you're 34DD or above'?
Sure, you CAN have those preferences and I get the fantasy aspect. But doesn't mean people won't have a problem with it. "
Ha ha that “tight women” is a good point |
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Close ups a vagina shots. Non of them look pretty.
Drug referances.
Text talk.
No pictures at all. |
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Oh, not a break, but a massive weakening for us...
Hi Vis |
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"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?
For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.
You guys? "
Why?. You have age requirements. Everyone likes different things. |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
If anything this thread shows that different people like and dislike different things so..
Just be yourself and follow your own path. Some will like you and some won’t - hey ho! |
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"If anything this thread shows that different people like and dislike different things so..
Just be yourself and follow your own path. Some will like you and some won’t - hey ho!"
Amen to that. Life wouldn't be worh living if we all liked the same thing. |
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Whilst i appreciate the need for discretion at times but i need a face pic before i agree a meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm hoping fab will get better as restrictions start to ease, in the meantime great thread for a rant! Things that put me off:
*blank or new profiles and guys that message from them and expect to chat or meet but are unwilling to send any pics themselves (and even ask for more from me!) Seriously rude and offensive and would they even message me if I were a blank profile without pics? I doubt it! Cheeky fu*kers! Block!
*pushy or needy guys who don't allow me to open and respond to their messages in my own time and send me 3 extra messages just because I didn't respond instantly as was making a sandwich for example
*PICS; too many pics on profile especially when most of them are almost the same. Lots of soft but no hard cock pics at all. Guys that use those filters with bunny rabbit ears etc. Pics of gaping arse holes. Guys pulling tongues on pic.
*cock rings and cock piercings, cages etc, men as men but in women's underwear, fully shaved cocks (esp the 'egg in the nest' look)
*arrogance and attitude or guys that say they're *alpha* males (real alphas don't say it or need to) or guys that say they can go all night but cum within 2 mins
*WANKERS! guys who have no intention of ever meeting but sit at home jerking off and think they can use me like a personal porn channel leading me on in the process and wasting my time until I Cotton on. They nornally disappear as soon as they've cum. What a sad life!
*guys that are so fearful they want oral with a condom on. Er just no!
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
Aw this thread died and it was such fun reading.
Ok another annoyance to us (which I am sure some people will find snobby and stuck up) is poor spelling, predominantly people who do not understand the difference between...
Your, You’re
There, Their, They’re |
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Pictures with their cars, where the car is the focal point, or worse, the make or model of the car as part of their username.
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"Oh, not a break, but a massive weakening for us...
Hi Vis "
What’s wrong with a hi vis? I uploaded one last night. It shows I’m safety first!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have a profile turn off/deal breaker?
For me - anyone with height, race and penis size requirements. Just seems kinda gross to me.
You guys?
Why?. You have age requirements. Everyone likes different things."
Well, for starters. Age requirements are mandatory. Secondly, someone's height, let say; tells you nothing about a person - Unlike their age.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep a 70's hairy Bush.. nooo thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any adult who types in text speak
Any only looking for BBC.
Any racists, sexists or homophobic comments.
Trashy or obviously dumb stupid people.
People that seem stuck up or think that swinging makes them seem enlightened.
People that think they are too beautiful or something special because they swing.
Preaching profiles.
Overly crudely written profiles or verifications that explain graphic details of meets.
I’m basically looking for a bit of manners and respect, not that my profile gets a look in so it doesn’t matter what I think! |
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By *he witchWoman
over a year ago
somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon |
Anyone into 420, dirty fingernails holding cocks and insisting on bareback |
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over a year ago
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Too many conditions, negative attitude. |
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"Oh and sorry, I know someone people like it but pics of bum holes, cock cages and men in woman's underwear Just No "
I echo this 100% |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bad photos
Action shots
Blank profiles
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"Heavy cummer, breading,
Ok, I know not what to put in your next PM "
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Very masculine looking hairy men in women's underwear. Sorry its just a big turn off for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, not a break, but a massive weakening for us...
Hi Vis
What’s wrong with a hi vis? I uploaded one last night. It shows I’m safety first!!!"
Shows your a show off chancer mr sausage man |
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By *irce22Couple
over a year ago
somewhere near you |
"Aw this thread died and it was such fun reading.
Ok another annoyance to us (which I am sure some people will find snobby and stuck up) is poor spelling, predominantly people who do not understand the difference between...
Your, You’re
There, Their, They’re "
One of my pet hates also. I am the grammar police. |
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Much if what has been said above is true for us.
No profile info, no veris, meet now etc etc.
We like the social part and we like to know who we are meeting before hand.
Clubs and social events are probably better than fab for us but nearest club is 60 miles away and covid stopped the social events (for now) so just have to work with what we have. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone taking themselves too seriously and bad spelling/grammar. Requests to put certain words in replies or requesting other hoops to jump through. Can't be arsed, sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has dogging listed
And tattoos on tits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tattoos generally, but neck and tits tattoos, and especially straight lines of pseudo bible scripture written across the natural curves of the female form.. boak. |
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By *eo_72Man
over a year ago
Mansfield |
Profile’s with 17.5 paragraphs of must have's |
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"Profile’s with 17.5 paragraphs of must have's "
this, plus all those with pics taken in a manky room that you'd need a hazmat suit to enter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ppl who don't read profiles
No pics no veris 1 word texts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Timewasters who put a status up saying meet now when they have no intention of meeting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol really enjoyed that. And do accurate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This has giving me a great laugh !!!!
How I’m surprised by some of the shit people say after been on here awhile !
Just when you think you heard it all  |
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"I love how discreet automatically means married
Im defo single but discreet to me means you will not be invited to my home while my kids are around EVER no not even a quick suck at the backdoor "
I always used "discreet" to mean "Won't immediately rush down the pub and give all my mates a blow-by-blow account of our good time", but I appreciate that Fab has its own lexicon.
Something that annoys me: Accounts that have a whole massive gallery of photos, and yet they're all shot in a way thay leaves the subject's actual appearance a total mystery. Waste of everybody's time. |
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For me personally if the profile says how much they love giving oral and they could do it for hours, I avoid them like the plague as I know that we wouldn't be well suited. |
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Forgot one
5. Professional. Do they think k they're getting paid for a meet or something? |
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Kind of like to keep those details close to our chest. Helps us filter out what we're looking for if someone has come to us from a point of genuine ambiguity rather than tailoring their messages to what they think we want to hear. |
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"Profiles with a verification summary but not displaying their veris so you can read them (although it is annoying when the veri disappears when ppl leave Fab - we have lost loads)
Everything else is just a filter. Bad pics, no pics, rubbish text, no text etc.
Reading this thread we would obviously annoy a few people as our profile is too long! Oh well.
P.S. not a profile thing but not being able to edit posts in forum when you spot a typo grrrr"
We must be annoying too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that say send a face pic in your first message yet they don’t have any pics. |
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