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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you probably arent as big as you think! lube helps tho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger"

Lots of lube. Start with a finger, then another, depending on your girth maybe go to 3rd. Take it slowly though.

Also get her to push out like she's trying to fart, sounds weird but it makes the sphincter open up so helps it go in easier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cheers and I'm big so that's what I'm worried about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

rodger her arse lol , is this a wind up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"rodger her arse lol , is this a wind up"

No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Also get her to push out like she's trying to fart, sounds weird but it makes the sphincter open up so helps it go in easier. "

Let me think, why have I never had any desire for anal sex.... ????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Also get her to push out like she's trying to fart, sounds weird but it makes the sphincter open up so helps it go in easier.

Let me think, why have I never had any desire for anal sex.... ????"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This lass tonight was begging me to shag her arse but I'm just frightened of hurting a lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was going to give you advice on anal sex BUTT F*CK IT x

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By *VjennyandpaulCouple (MM)  over a year ago

Blackpool

Just tell her to prepare to have her back door smashed in, she'll love it, I know I would. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was going to give you advice on anal sex BUTT F*CK IT x "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Going to try it next time finger the hole first then fire in my cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger"

lube + fingers + dildo then fuck

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

This is the second thread I’ve seen that you’ve created, sharing details of your recent meet. Is it just me that finds it a bit disrespectful to be making it abundantly clear who this person is, and what was said/done during the meet?

This question could have been asked in general terms, not specifically saying who had asked. I’d be mortified if I came to the forum and found multiple threads building a picture of how a meet went.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is the second thread I’ve seen that you’ve created, sharing details of your recent meet. Is it just me that finds it a bit disrespectful to be making it abundantly clear who this person is, and what was said/done during the meet?

This question could have been asked in general terms, not specifically saying who had asked. I’d be mortified if I came to the forum and found multiple threads building a picture of how a meet went."

Didn't name names just wanted advice as never don't it before and am nervous bud !

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Hmmmm

Rim her back Door firstly for about 30 minutes until it’s become loose and moist then slide your tongue in and work it in a anti clockwise position. Then slowly slide you middle finger on your left hand it in a swirling motion for about 20 minutes then slowly insert the middle left and right fingers. Curl these fingers into an L shape upwards to wards the stomach and in a pulsating manner pulsate said fingers up and down.

If she hasn’t screamed in pain by now get the gallon of lube and Rodger her ass for 15 minutes at gas mark 6 or until lightly browned

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmmm

Rim her back Door firstly for about 30 minutes until it’s become loose and moist then slide your tongue in and work it in a anti clockwise position. Then slowly slide you middle finger on your left hand it in a swirling motion for about 20 minutes then slowly insert the middle left and right fingers. Curl these fingers into an L shape upwards to wards the stomach and in a pulsating manner pulsate said fingers up and down.

If she hasn’t screamed in pain by now get the gallon of lube and Rodger her ass for 15 minutes at gas mark 6 or until lightly browned"

Will do cheers

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Look forward to seeing the pics soon and verifications OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Look forward to seeing the pics soon and verifications OP "

Thanks love I will let you know how I get on

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By *illy2018TV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham

In your next post you may want to discuss The benefits of douching

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By *oan of DArcCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"This lass tonight was begging me to shag her arse but I'm just frightened of hurting a lady"

Well you're killing me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This lass tonight was begging me to shag her arse but I'm just frightened of hurting a lady

Well you're killing me! "

How

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By *oan of DArcCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"This lass tonight was begging me to shag her arse but I'm just frightened of hurting a lady

Well you're killing me!

How "

With your sophistication and razor wit...obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This lass tonight was begging me to shag her arse but I'm just frightened of hurting a lady

Well you're killing me!

How

With your sophistication and razor wit...obvs "

Cool babe

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By *lorious hole bs16Man  over a year ago

Bristol

the green arrow is such a useful tool..thanks fab.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

I should imagine if she was ‘begging you’ she’s hardly a virgin to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I should imagine if she was ‘begging you’ she’s hardly a virgin to it.

"

Fuk knows

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By *xplorer13Man  over a year ago

glenrothes

You are 34 and never shagged a girls ass? You might say your big but I would say a very slow learner!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

how can you turn down what a lady wants

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You are 34 and never shagged a girls ass? You might say your big but I would say a very slow learner! "

Just left a decade long relationship and my mrs wasn't into anal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger"

The green arrow, you are a funny guy

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Spit on her bum hole and ram it in.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Spit on her bum hole and ram it in."

Spat my wine out. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cheers and I'm big so that's what I'm worried about "

Have you seen some of the things people shove up their arse?? A cock is no problem when you're shoving a magnum of champagne up ya butt

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Spit on her bum hole and ram it in."

No I'll just wipe a bit of fanny batter on my helmet and fire in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spit on her bum hole and ram it in.

No I'll just wipe a bit of fanny batter on my helmet and fire in "

See you didn't need advice. You got this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The stuff you read at 3:27 when you can’t sleep

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By *uicy72Woman  over a year ago

North Colchester


"The stuff you read at 3:27 when you can’t sleep "

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By *traight up guyMan  over a year ago

Morpeth

Take a good run up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dip your cock in some swarfega and ram it in... she'll love it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger"

Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.

Try your little finger first.

Then your penis

Then your thumb x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger

Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.

Try your little finger first.

Then your penis

Then your thumb x "

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife


"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger

Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.

Try your little finger first.

Then your penis

Then your thumb x "

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger

Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.

Try your little finger first.

Then your penis

Then your thumb x "

Thumb before penis surely?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Thumb before penis surely?"
Facepalm.

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife


"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger

Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.

Try your little finger first.

Then your penis

Then your thumb x

Thumb before penis surely?"

whoosh!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"I was going to give you advice on anal sex BUTT F*CK IT x "

he going to! or is he??????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

get her relaxed.. or stoned

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By *unguy6969erMan  over a year ago

stourbridge

Fanny batter

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Still no stuck my sausage up a shite pipe

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe


"

Thumb before penis surely?"

9/4/2018 - This shall be rememebered for the day you infamously won the internet.

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger

Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.

Try your little finger first.

Then your penis

Then your thumb x

Thumb before penis surely?

whoosh!"

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By *ugzbunny1Man  over a year ago

Swindon


"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger

Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.

Try your little finger first.

Then your penis

Then your thumb x

Thumb before penis surely?

whoosh!"

He he...I was already nearly wetting myself before this one lol

A spot of anal brings back memories....was obliging a lady during anal and her phone kept going off...she ignored it...a little while later, key in front door and I heard mum...mum..meanwhile lady was oblivious and wanting more, quite vocally...omg daughter coming upstairs...rescued the situation just in time and time for me to hide...mere mention of anal brings a wry smile to my face ever since!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

comedy replies! seriously funny. but lube it up and take it easy

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"

Thumb before penis surely?

9/4/2018 - This shall be rememebered for the day you infamously won the internet. "

Why?

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife


"

Thumb before penis surely?

9/4/2018 - This shall be rememebered for the day you infamously won the internet.

Why?"

Jesus Christ on a bike

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By *traight up guyMan  over a year ago

Morpeth


"

Thumb before penis surely?

9/4/2018 - This shall be rememebered for the day you infamously won the internet.

Why?

Jesus Christ on a bike "

The Forum must be a good filter!

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By *icklowhornMan  over a year ago

Dublin &

I find if you get her up on all 4’s, smear some heavy duty tractor grease on the target then just throw it into her, she’ll love so much she’ll squirt all over you

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"

Thumb before penis surely?

9/4/2018 - This shall be rememebered for the day you infamously won the internet.

Why?

Jesus Christ on a bike

The Forum must be a good filter!"

I really don’t get these responses? I was referring to order of size. Makes sense to me unless most men on here have bigger thumbs than cocks?

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By *edonistic needsWoman  over a year ago

sexton


"Spit on her bum hole and ram it in."

DON'T DO THIS!!

Dear guy you have never obviously received anal or given pleasurable anal

Spit is no lube

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire


"Still no stuck my sausage up a shite pipe "

Are you by any chance Oscar Wilde ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is the second thread I’ve seen that you’ve created, sharing details of your recent meet. Is it just me that finds it a bit disrespectful to be making it abundantly clear who this person is, and what was said/done during the meet?

This question could have been asked in general terms, not specifically saying who had asked. I’d be mortified if I came to the forum and found multiple threads building a picture of how a meet went."

Yeah just you ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going to try it next time finger the hole first then fire in my cock"

What a charmer!

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By *uriouscouple99Couple  over a year ago

west lothian

so do you put lube in ass and cock? , finger with lube before?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Thumb before penis surely?

9/4/2018 - This shall be rememebered for the day you infamously won the internet.

Why?

Jesus Christ on a bike

The Forum must be a good filter!

I really don’t get these responses? I was referring to order of size. Makes sense to me unless most men on here have bigger thumbs than cocks?"

Giggle of the day!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Take a good run up! "
omfg, can't get that image out of my head lol

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By *uzie69xTV/TS  over a year ago

Maidstone


"Thumb before penis surely?"

This may be but don't call me Shirley...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger

Gradually build up in size of what your inserting so it doesn't hurt her.

Try your little finger first.

Then your penis

Then your thumb x

Thumb before penis surely?"

Nooooooooo I was referring to Roger the dodger with the small todger as his thumb us bigger than his lobber.

So you see it makes perfect sense for him to put his penis in first before his thumb x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Right this arse is getting shagged at the weekend I'll let you's know how I get on

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By *weet and Spicy69Couple  over a year ago

Northwest


"you probably arent as big as you think! lube helps tho"

Ha ha ha brilliant

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By *weet and Spicy69Couple  over a year ago

Northwest


"I was going to give you advice on anal sex BUTT F*CK IT x "

Ha ha ha love this

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By *weet and Spicy69Couple  over a year ago

Northwest


"You are 34 and never shagged a girls ass? You might say your big but I would say a very slow learner! "

Ha ha ha

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"This lassie is asking me to shag her arse what's the best way to go about it without bursting her don't want to cause her pain shagged her tonight and she asked me to do it but I said no I will next time Rodger

Lots of lube. Start with a finger, then another, depending on your girth maybe go to 3rd. Take it slowly though.

Also get her to push out like she's trying to fart, sounds weird but it makes the sphincter open up so helps it go in easier. "

‘Get her to push out like she’s trying to fart’!

How sophisticated! The forums never cease to amaze me!

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By *weet and Spicy69Couple  over a year ago

Northwest

Absolutely howling at some of these replies hahahaha.

Good luck

Make sure she's relaxed no tensing

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