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Off-putting comments in profiles.

By *unnyandDi68 OP Couple over a year ago

LEIGH

We have read a lot of profiles on Fab, especially during the last year. There are the occasional comments that immediately turn us off. For us some of these make us swipe!

Been on here before so know what we are looking for. Unless you have experienced everything how can you know?

Safe sex only. Isn't it about time that that is the norm?

Allergic to latex.??? Latex free condoms?

Squirting. There are those that truly squirt and those that pee and think it is squirting.

We have more. Maybe should have made a list! Lol

B&D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Only hung guys message”

These kind of comments really put me off, mainly because I’m not a hung guy

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By *andare63Man over a year ago

oldham

Only short guys need apply.... Pisses me right off as I'm tall

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By *iker boy 69Man over a year ago

midlands

Not so much the wording but some pics. Like gaping pussy dripping with cum, or spread ass cheeks with a full on stained ring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Only hung guys message”

These kind of comments really put me off, mainly because I’m not a hung guy

I think that's their intention then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bad spelling

Short profiles that say nothing

Pics that are all cock

Pics taken in the bathroom

Super long blog style profiles

I could go on and on

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By *nlyfun3Woman over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

I just saw a status saying, arranging back back meets for a couple to meet now. Single guy account only been on 5 days. Totally off putting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People with large lists within there profiles as if it were a job interview process.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Any profiles with a long list of no’s

It’s good to have preferences and know what you want but when the list is more than their profile text then it’s not a good look!

Profiles that don’t actually say what their preferences are - we got chatting to couple and it was 4 messages in before they said ‘we don’t kiss and we see you think kissing is essential and so we don’t think we’d be compatible’. Well if you put it on your profile then it would have saved us all a lot of time wasted

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS over a year ago

stockport

Blurred badly taken pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Only hung guys message”

These kind of comments really put me off, mainly because I’m not a hung guy

I think that's their intention then

It certainly works

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By *unnyandDi68 OP Couple over a year ago

LEIGH

"People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off"

There must be a slang term for chemicals! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well hung

Make you squirt

Promoting how good-looking and big their cock is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and the “please fab my photos “ profiles. Get me to page 1 !!!! Types

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By *unnyandDi68 OP Couple over a year ago

LEIGH

"Blurred badly taken pics"

But to be honest blurring can improve some pics. Miaow!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The term "bull". Even worse when men refer to themselves as a bull

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By *oncupiscence73Woman over a year ago

South

"We have read a lot of profiles on Fab, especially during the last year. There are the occasional comments that immediately turn us off. For us some of these make us swipe!

Been on here before so know what we are looking for. Unless you have experienced everything how can you know?

Safe sex only. Isn't it about time that that is the norm?

Allergic to latex.??? Latex free condoms?

Squirting. There are those that truly squirt and those that pee and think it is squirting.

We have more. Maybe should have made a list! Lol

B&D

I find user names put me off before I even get to the profile ... anything with lad, cum, hung, slut, pound, pussy just no. I’m sure there is more ...

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By *elpful and caringMan over a year ago

Scarborough

Is the term bull just a prefix for bullshitter?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is the term bull just a prefix for bullshitter? "

It’s proper bull.

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By *jonesMan over a year ago

south west

"We have read a lot of profiles on Fab, especially during the last year. There are the occasional comments that immediately turn us off. For us some of these make us swipe!

Been on here before so know what we are looking for. Unless you have experienced everything how can you know?

Safe sex only. Isn't it about time that that is the norm?

Allergic to latex.??? Latex free condoms?

Squirting. There are those that truly squirt and those that pee and think it is squirting.

We have more. Maybe should have made a list! Lol

B&D

Some people are allergic to latex and you can get latex free condoms..so that's reasonable..

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By *unnyandDi68 OP Couple over a year ago

LEIGH

"We have read a lot of profiles on Fab, especially during the last year. There are the occasional comments that immediately turn us off. For us some of these make us swipe!

Been on here before so know what we are looking for. Unless you have experienced everything how can you know?

Safe sex only. Isn't it about time that that is the norm?

Allergic to latex.??? Latex free condoms?

Squirting. There are those that truly squirt and those that pee and think it is squirting.

We have more. Maybe should have made a list! Lol

B&D

Some people are allergic to latex and you can get latex free condoms..so that's reasonable..

"
They only say Allergic to Latex so have to do Bareback.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any profile with the word "Daddy"

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By *rFeelsGoodMan over a year ago

Swansea

Poor spelling and grammar. I'm looking for fun, not a headache.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not so much the wording but some pics. Like gaping pussy dripping with cum, or spread ass cheeks with a full on stained ring"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off"

Yeah us to. Hate the smell of the stuff and people who do drugs in general.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any profiles with a long list of no’s

It’s good to have preferences and know what you want but when the list is more than their profile text then it’s not a good look!

Never understand them not liking kissing. Can fuck his mrs but not kiss her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well hung

Make you squirt

Promoting how good-looking and big their cock is "

Like a certain guy on here who constantly brags about how big his cock is in every post he puts up

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By *eoeclipseWoman over a year ago

glasgow

"People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off"

see 420 for me is an advantage & very misunderstood, it is an amazing medicine, painkiller and does so much more, we have receptors in the brain for both THC & CBD (skunk is way too strong & unbalanced). I don't drink just this.

chemicals whell that could mean lots of things but I do not partake illegally & not a fan...I just get prescribed amphetamines/methylphenidates as do many with ADHD, it's the main medication types & does the opposite to a nuerotypical brain so calms us down....I did wonder when younger why I would take sp**d then go to sleep

many adhd folk that are undiagnosed (usually cos the never thought of it, just told they were worthless and useless as they struggle to concentrate, fit in etc) self medicate with the illegal versions. due to this knowledge I always ask how they react to it and then ask other questions that are typical traits of ADHD before suggesting official diagnosis path. Women tend to be misdiagnosed as depressives/anxiety when these are actually symtoms due to struggling with adhd traits

otherwise profile names will put me off, only cock pics and virtually nowt written (unless I've seen a photo I like then I may message)

*sorry adhd likes to also take a simple comment round the world of subjects and back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blurred badly taken pics

But to be honest blurring can improve some pics. Miaow!! "

Sharp claws

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any profile with the word "Daddy"

Yeah the daddy thing is a bit strange.

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By *implynaughty1Couple over a year ago

stockport

All the things they want hung guys only put of right away ladys with big tits only play with bi curious people and the one I hate it bi curious ladys only !!!

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By *llez WorldWoman over a year ago

SE London

"I find user names put me off before I even get to the profile ... anything with lad, cum, hung, slut, pound, pussy just no. I’m sure there is more ...

Same for me. The one that leaves me most confused is when people call themselves Big something when they are neither tall or hung? Big what??

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By *astesLikeMagicWoman over a year ago

Newcastle

"The one that leaves me most confused is when people call themselves Big something when they are neither tall or hung? Big what??

Ego.

Oops did I say that out loud

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By *astesLikeMagicWoman over a year ago

Newcastle

Can I throw in the ring 'make you'

I'll make you cum, I'll make you squirt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’ve seen many profiles stating the things they don’t like, won’t do or the type of people they won’t meet (normally age/size/ethnicity)and as a result haven’t contacted them.

However , we’ve met them by accident in clubs and they’ve been desperate to play. Weird world.

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By *KAholeandgloryCouple over a year ago

exeter

The ones with way to many rules. This is suppose to be fun how can you have fun if there is to many rules

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Fabswingers is a publicly traded company...”

Groan

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By *KAholeandgloryCouple over a year ago

exeter

I hope our profile doesn’t fall into any of these categories lol

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I'm not here to swap too many messages, looking to meet.

I don't bite, unless asked

Mmmmmmmm

Ask me or will fill in later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Happily married’

Bluurggghhh!!!

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By *KAholeandgloryCouple over a year ago

exeter

"‘Happily married’

Bluurggghhh!!!"

Now it does lol thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will fill this in later" - profile is 6 months old

"Ask me" - nobody is going to do that

"Up for anything" - I very much doubt you are up for literally anything

"Too many timewasters on here" - or maybe they just aren't interested in you?

Anything that's generally moany and 'poor me' because let's face it you've chosen to be on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Will fill this in later" - profile is 6 months old

"Ask me" - nobody is going to do that

"Up for anything" - I very much doubt you are up for literally anything

"Too many timewasters on here" - or maybe they just aren't interested in you?

Anything that's generally moany and 'poor me' because let's face it you've chosen to be on here."

Well said!!!!

Anything where the threesome wanted is more performance than enjoyable sex

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By *unnyandDi68 OP Couple over a year ago

LEIGH

"I hope our profile doesn’t fall into any of these categories lol"
We are rapidly andd maniacally editing our profile at the moment!!

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By *imandHer9396Couple over a year ago

Bridgend

"“Fabswingers is a publicly traded company...”

Groan"

This.

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By *aramel_CookieWoman over a year ago

Loughborough

Hahaha yasss

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By *oreador8Man over a year ago

Huddersfield

"“Fabswingers is a publicly traded company...”

Groan

This. "

Second this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Verifications.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who call themselves heavy cummers really put me off. It's not even the idea that I don't like, the phrase is just off putting to me.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman over a year ago

Victoria, London

spanking - spank me, I go home!

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman over a year ago

lancashire

"Any profile with the word "Daddy"

I agree with this one....''Daddy and Taboo role play''...Eeeeww

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple over a year ago

Abingdon

Profiles that say “we only meet attractive people” what does that even mean? How do you measure that? I instantly think super model (which I am not) and don’t contact them.

Lily

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The obvious one is anything that I’m not...

so if they have stipulations that I must have a beard, or be over 6ft and at-least 8 inch dick and black etc etc.. then I know I’m not their type, so I guess that’s the point haha.

Things that put me off where otherwise I fit the criteria I guess are passive aggressive and overly trying to be funny profiles.

Visuals I can’t stand seeing graphic zoomed in pics so I can see what they had for lunch, and pics with loads of different partners. Also the graphic veris I just find super cringe, verify they real and a nice person or a fun night, don’t need to know that you caught the cum in your eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What shut up mate,I’m short and lose always to tall guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You sound like a topical woman lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and the “please fab my photos “ profiles. Get me to page 1 !!!! Types "

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By *isAdventure69Woman over a year ago

Hampshire

""Will fill this in later" - profile is 6 months old

"Ask me" - nobody is going to do that

"Up for anything" - I very much doubt you are up for literally anything

"Too many timewasters on here" - or maybe they just aren't interested in you?

Anything that's generally moany and 'poor me' because let's face it you've chosen to be on here.

This

And "bareback" , guaranteed to make you squirt, looking for "an exceptional... ", bored (or more commonly board) ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bull in the name and they are under 20

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rascist descriminatory comments followed by " no offence just our preference"

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The only thing that guaranteed to make me stop reading and hit the back button is seeing those ridiculous ‘legal’ notices.

Anything else is personal preference, so is entirely up to them, irrespective of whether it’s trite, lazy or trope. Someone will like it or not as the case may be but it’s not up to me to police that

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By *1011Woman over a year ago

Barnsley

Usernames sometimes put me off instantly.

Then there's the whole status thing. Any status bitching about something or a status along the lines of 'anyone free to meet now' is an instant no from me.

I'm guilty if having 'must haves' in my profile and probably sound aa tad demanding with it but we all have different preferences. Someone could quite easily be put off me for those reasons but then that person wouldn't be the right one for me to meet on a regular basis. There's someone for everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Racism.

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By *olyphemusCouple over a year ago

Barnstaple

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

The way that some people don't look at Continuity across their profile structure, leading to confusion.

EG. They state in their profile content, or sometimes in their Subject / Header message, they wish to meet Single Guys!

But when you try to message them, the message pops up they have blocked all contact from single guys.

Then, they'd probably whinge later, that no guys got in touch, yet haven't coordinated their profile correctly.

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By *isces WomanWoman over a year ago

West London

Nothing to add here all been said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“I could lick a pussy for hours”

Oh bore on.. who wants that for hours , he’s probably shit at it too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Will fill this in later" - profile is 6 months old

"Ask me" - nobody is going to do that

"Up for anything" - I very much doubt you are up for literally anything

"Too many timewasters on here" - or maybe they just aren't interested in you?

Anything that's generally moany and 'poor me' because let's face it you've chosen to be on here."

All of these!!

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

"Racism. "

Thank you for that one

And I would like to add Message with a face picture. Well maybe they should put a face picture first as well

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By *urious8812Couple over a year ago

dorchester

Super short bland bio such as ‘couples looking to meet other couples’ followed by a close up shot of angry looking genitalia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Super short bland bio such as ‘couples looking to meet other couples’ followed by a close up shot of angry looking genitalia "

Angry looking genitalia.....I almost spat my tea out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any evidence of bare backing, or any indication that they’ve been meeting this past year is an instant no.

I don’t mind a list of likes and dislikes, it helps me know whether I’m their type or not. But I can’t stand the rude bits ‘don’t even think about messaging me if...’ etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sydney University

Put xxx in your message to show you read it

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By *tudiousPipWoman over a year ago

W Yorks

I'm guilty if having 'must haves' in my profile and probably sound aa tad demanding with it but we all have different preferences.

Lol! When I first joined Fab I'd click through to single women's profiles from the veris of men who messaged me. I couldn't believe how many contained lists of what they would and wouldn't reply to. And I hoped I'd never become that person.

It took less than 2 months

The one I've never understood is hygiene demands. How many Fabbers need to be told to wash their bits before a meet?!? What horror stories made this a 'normal' request?!!!

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Asking to fab their photos or offer to send a friend request

Surely a request would be made when you have gotten to know each other better and feel comfortable with not just randomly for the sake of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new profile, usually single women, that says “I don’t know what I’m looking for”.......it’s a sex site so we can pretty much guess

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By *carletnsparksMan over a year ago

halifax

The 'will fill this in later' and been on fabs over 6 months lol how much later are we talking????

'send face pic with first message or instant delete' with no face pics themselves sometimes no pics at all lol

Only meet beautiful people

The list goes on lol

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By *tudiousPipWoman over a year ago

W Yorks

"Any evidence of bare backing, or any indication that they’ve been meeting this past year is an instant no. "

I'm with you on that one.

But then a bloke I met in Nov 2019 popped up and gave me a late veri... It's clear from his text that we met pre pandemic - but I can't post the text! So it looks like I had an in person meet during lockdown...

Just pointing that out cos when I enquired about having that veri removed I was told (in the thread I started - not by admin) that I was worrying about nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything with 420 in.

People that wrote novels as their profiles

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By *harisajidanWoman over a year ago

london

Anyone stating that mythical disclaimer and think Sydney University is interested in their pitiful, mangy profile and pics for their "research"

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I think if the bio section was capped to number of amount of words it would have less unimportant things and more data for the site system

Why take a photo of their tackle next to a can or remote it's not always about size but what it's able to do

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By *arren and AliciaCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

No profile photo

Mega close up pics

Disclaimer at bottom of profile

An obscene amount of meet verifications

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We have read a lot of profiles on Fab, especially during the last year. There are the occasional comments that immediately turn us off. For us some of these make us swipe!

Been on here before so know what we are looking for. Unless you have experienced everything how can you know?

Safe sex only. Isn't it about time that that is the norm?

Allergic to latex.??? Latex free condoms?

Squirting. There are those that truly squirt and those that pee and think it is squirting.

We have more. Maybe should have made a list! Lol

B&D

We are a professional couple.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sydney University

Put xxx in your message to show you read it

Yes and “fill in later” or “professional”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'I'm not pushy' then they bombard you with demands to meet despite sending a polite no thanks

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

Looking for daddy

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By *ingle ex cuckMan over a year ago

chester

Faceless messages will be blocked

Yet they have no face picture

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off

otherwise profile names will put me off, only cock pics and virtually nowt written (unless I've seen a photo I like then I may message)

*sorry adhd likes to also take a simple comment round the world of subjects and back"

Being you needs no apologies. And you may have helped some people open their minds a little.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

"People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off"

Yes, this turn me off too.

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan over a year ago

Dunstable Lu5 Nr m1 j11a let's chat social-fun if Click

"The way that some people don't look at Continuity across their profile structure, leading to confusion.

EG. They state in their profile content, or sometimes in their Subject / Header message, they wish to meet Single Guys!

But when you try to message them, the message pops up they have blocked all contact from single guys.

Then, they'd probably whinge later, that no guys got in touch, yet haven't coordinated their profile correctly."

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Thats a good one.

Info say BI-CURIOUS and they block men WTF LOL.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Anything angry.

Photos that are like jigsaw puzzle pieces but I still feel I haven't got much of a clue what they look like, when I try to assemble the bits into a whole body in my minds eye.

If I'm left with the impression that they didn't really consider what a viewer would reasonably need to see and know about them, I often give up, thinking they could be lacking in empathy, which wouldn't go well with a meeting.

Ditto with those who boast to lick and fuck for hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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I’ve never seen this on anyone’s profile

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan over a year ago

Dunstable Lu5 Nr m1 j11a let's chat social-fun if Click

Sydney University

Put xxx in your message to show you read it

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Well I can understand those that put "add this to message".

As most appear to just look at picture profile and message without a clue who you are? What you want?.

They message just because they played with themselves looking at your profile pic LOL.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The way that some people don't look at Continuity across their profile structure, leading to confusion.

EG. They state in their profile content, or sometimes in their Subject / Header message, they wish to meet Single Guys!

But when you try to message them, the message pops up they have blocked all contact from single guys.

Then, they'd probably whinge later, that no guys got in touch, yet haven't coordinated their profile correctly.

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Thats a good one.

Info say BI-CURIOUS and they block men WTF LOL."

Or they state on their profile that they are straight but have veris from guys saying how tight and cute their arse hole is and how good a blow they are hmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off

otherwise profile names will put me off, only cock pics and virtually nowt written (unless I've seen a photo I like then I may message)

*sorry adhd likes to also take a simple comment round the world of subjects and back"

Don't think we've ever Stan'd a comment so much on the forums. It has been legalised as medicine for 3 years now after it was stopping little boys in the UK from having seizures. The powers at be still make it as difficult as possible for people to access, but regulated legalisation for recreational use is much closer than many think. It (dependent on the strain, of course) has also been proven to help with symptoms of ADHD, PTSD, Anxiety, even Depression. That is without listing all of the physical ailments it can assist with, most often pain related.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand:

People who only refer to themselves as "professional, clean and discreet" like...we're looking for a shag, not to hire a hitman...

Profiles that just moan all throughout

Profiles that list all the things they don't like/aren't looking for, but nothing they actually do like/are looking for

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Oral lover/oral expert. Lol.

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan over a year ago

Dunstable Lu5 Nr m1 j11a let's chat social-fun if Click

NO PICTUREs YOUR BLOCKED.

"but got no pictures themselves wtf".

MUST SENT FACE PIC WITH FIRST MESSAGE.

"Sorry don't be so fucking lazy and look at my profile to see some ffs"

BBC or BWC ONLY.

"I'm sorry mine may only be medium in size, but I know how to use my cock and my tongue lol"

I DON'T WANT TO MEET I ONLY WHAT TO CHAT.

"I'm sorry this is FABSWING not FABTALK phone a radio chat show" Hehe.

SINGLE GUYs WE WILL FIND YOU.

"Hello sorry why have you not temp blocked guys then ffs"

Sorry I could go on for ages but I will not.

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Hope you all like my strange and thoughtful sense of humour.

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And I'm sorry but if my grammar is not perfect, or spelling is crap, I did not get 12 a levels in English like you or get daddy to pay for me to go to university like you did.

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So F..K O.F and don't read it LOL.

That should stir a few up HEHE.

Terry x.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must be 9 inches

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan over a year ago

Dunstable Lu5 Nr m1 j11a let's chat social-fun if Click

"Must be 9 inches

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Tougue or Cock? Lol

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By *edantic SheilaWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Not here to shag the whole site

Purlease

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Not here to shag the whole site

Purlease

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Must be 9 inches

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Tougue or Cock? Lol"

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The 420 thing is an instant turn off for us. We like wine, we don't mention it on our profile, because that doesn't describe us. If you feel the need to describe yourself as 420 friendly, that's a big thing in your life, so not for us.

Another major turnoff, is profiles which say "Apply".... Ego much???

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By *exysoul888TV/TS over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *exysoul888TV/TS over a year ago

Newcastle

Put up some obscure reference or kink and say "if you have to ask or Google this don't mail us"

Everyone at some point has to find stuff out by asking.. Or googling!

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By *oan of DArcCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

"“Fabswingers is a publicly traded company...”

Groan"

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By *unnyandDi68 OP Couple over a year ago

LEIGH

Covid free.

Have had 2nd jab

So can meet now!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only short guys need apply.... Pisses me right off as I'm tall

Only tall guys need apply, pisses me right off as i'm short

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing worse than a photo with a back ground that looks like it was taken in Steptoes junk yard. I wonder if Harold watches.

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By *aralewisCouple over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Asking for pics but not got any themselves

Only cock pics

Women always bi curious

Always show women face guys hidden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing worse than a photo with a back ground that looks like it was taken in Steptoes junk yard. I wonder if Harold watches."

Or with the toilet rim in the shot

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By *eoeclipseWoman over a year ago

glasgow

"People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off

otherwise profile names will put me off, only cock pics and virtually nowt written (unless I've seen a photo I like then I may message)

*sorry adhd likes to also take a simple comment round the world of subjects and back

Anyway, back to the topic at hand:

People who only refer to themselves as "professional, clean and discreet" like...we're looking for a shag, not to hire a hitman...

Profiles that just moan all throughout

Profiles that list all the things they don't like/aren't looking for, but nothing they actually do like/are looking for

pain related...well if you looked at my medical reports and then looked and me and how I more and do things you'd think they were someone else's. I've had slipped discs from 12yrs old due to horse riding injuries, was told at 15 I'd be in a wheelchair by 30 too, basically my structure is that of an 70 year old, muscles are very important to keep me going and I've always smoked cannabis from a young age as docs did feck all to help, same with vid d deficiency took me 20 years to get them to listen and actually d a blood test instead of palming my off with anti depressants.

Anyway, back to topic

people who think hygiene = total Olympic swimmer shaved...no, hygiene is a shower & clean sexual health bill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We have read a lot of profiles on Fab, especially during the last year. There are the occasional comments that immediately turn us off. For us some of these make us swipe!

Been on here before so know what we are looking for. Unless you have experienced everything how can you know?

Safe sex only. Isn't it about time that that is the norm?

Allergic to latex.??? Latex free condoms?

Squirting. There are those that truly squirt and those that pee and think it is squirting.

We have more. Maybe should have made a list! Lol

B&D

I find user names put me off before I even get to the profile ... anything with lad, cum, hung, slut, pound, pussy just no. I’m sure there is more ...

Definitely this

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Stockport

Blank profiles that say don't bother to message without a face pic attached

Cheeky bastards lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing worse than a photo with a back ground that looks like it was taken in Steptoes junk yard. I wonder if Harold watches."

We can't help but look at the background and think, you could have tidied up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off"

Got agree with this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Super short bland bio such as ‘couples looking to meet other couples’ followed by a close up shot of angry looking genitalia "

Love this

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple over a year ago

Hartlepool

"will fill this later" it's been a year. Still thinking?

"Been here before and met loads of great people" with 0 veris.. either lying or they really didn't want to reverify you huh?

Couples profile but no verifications at all and "only the male meeting currently".. not suspicious at all.

Then there's tonnes of usernames that put us off.

Grown men referring to themselves as "lads" is just a red flag.

Anything overly crass turns us off instantly.

Seems to be loads of early 20s hung bulls too.. lol.

Statuses are where the real ick is at more often than not. So often we see stuff like "need to empty my sack now", "need my cock sucked by a local slut", "got a week's worth saved up for a lass' face".

Ick ick ick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off

otherwise profile names will put me off, only cock pics and virtually nowt written (unless I've seen a photo I like then I may message)

*sorry adhd likes to also take a simple comment round the world of subjects and back"

Cool but I just don’t like 420 or other chemicals AND I have a job where I get random drugs tests too which could end my career. It’s something that puts ME off.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Anything drug friendly is an immediate no no! We’re very over judgemental about usernames and can’t stand the likes of pussylicker, bull, Dom etc.

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By *959femxCouple over a year ago

Weston super mare

How about If all the “ meet and fuck now “ guys only messaged “ meet and fuck now “ women/couples ? Bit of a radical idea I suppose but it would save them sending messages to all the “time wasters “ and “ prick teasers “ and wondering why they don’t get hundreds of positive responses .

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By *959femxCouple over a year ago

Weston super mare

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

The people on here extolling the use of "420" are not using it for medical uses and smoking it is far from the best method of delivering a medication. I've yet to see anyone on here offering a spring & paracetamol to entice potential meets.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything drug friendly is an immediate no no! We’re very over judgemental about usernames and can’t stand the likes of pussylicker, bull, Dom etc."

Same here

or the guys who say they will make you gush and orgasam loads of times.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One we came across after a cpl profile messaged us was the lady of the cpl was going through the change and was taking a break from swinging but their latest pics were 10yrs old

he said she had given him full permission to use the cpls profile to meet other cpls or single women. Instant block from us.

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By *olex99Man over a year ago

Hull

Profiles where someone is angling for you to buy them a site supporters pass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone who lists things they dislike. That’s an instant turn off for me.

Your profile is a blank canvas - and if you choose to fill that with negativity then it’s a clear indication of your personality type.

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By *hamCouple30Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

Any profile that says "I'll fill this in later"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ick ick ick.

Haha eww that makes me bork too. Anything to do with “load” “juice” “milking” “draining” “balls” “emptying” “sack”... grim. Especially when they talk about having some “saved up”. It makes me think of stale semen *pukes in mouth*

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By *odgerNbadgerCouple over a year ago

Chepstow

"Genuine", Yeah we get what you're trying to say but we're actually a pair of papier-mache gnomes and completely fake.

"Professional" well we're not going to pay you pal.

"Need to be discreet because of our job" we've all got day jobs and vanilla lives, ain't no-one shouting this from the rooftops.

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By *eoeclipseWoman over a year ago

glasgow

"People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off

otherwise profile names will put me off, only cock pics and virtually nowt written (unless I've seen a photo I like then I may message)

*sorry adhd likes to also take a simple comment round the world of subjects and back

Cool but I just don’t like 420 or other chemicals AND I have a job where I get random drugs tests too which could end my career. It’s something that puts ME off. "

totally!! wasn't diminishing your choice just expanding is all, I get if folk don't like it, it's when its misconceived as being something else. ant mcparlin for instance was trying to self medicate with cocaine, unregulated obviously and was diagnosed ADHD (as many celebs do/are) richard bacon, johnny deep, michelle rodregiz, Emma watson are all adhd and other than Emma who was diagnosed young and at a time with better understanding of it, the others all get themselves into trouble because of their adhd, it is often just thought of as just affecting children and adlts should grow out of it, but they can't.

this is also why many random DT job people stay away from cannabis it stays in your system for the longest 28 days, snd due to its current status but they can't tell when it was taken unless you do a hair strand test I think and that depends on how quick you hair grows tbh, could have been when not at work. most others are days so a long weekend, hence the bigger call in that chem area.

the chemicals would show but have prescription for them so wouldn't affect me or those like me with ADHD. there are those who sometimes try to still but rarely works.

I obviously have personal interest in adhd and trying to de-stigmatise and help others accept theirs.

back to subject

people who write respectful then turn round and name call when rejected or something is said they don't like...hmm lie much or just don't look in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Info say BI-CURIOUS and they block men WTF LOL."

What’s wrong with that? People do it so they can select which men they want to talk to, instead of being bombarded with men messaging them. It makes perfect sense, especially if they are only curious

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By *p4funCpl2020Couple over a year ago

LEEDS

"Any profiles with a long list of no’s

It’s good to have preferences and know what you want but when the list is more than their profile text then it’s not a good look!

Think you might be talking about us and the fact we don't kiss others, if you are, it was 1 message, not 4.

Everyone is allowed to make their own decisions in life. Shame you seem so bitter about 1 message.

We love swing, but there are certain things we keep for us as a couple

Personally Profiles with no details, with badly taken photos (or no photos) and with people who when asked what they are into reply "fun" are much more offending.

If a couple takes the time to read a couples profile who have approached them and highlight on the 1st message that we aren't into the same things, truly don't get the need to slate us for being honest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lists.

More rules than the stasi.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

‘Looking’ for women and couples - hate that!

‘Single men we will find you’ - hate that!

‘No face pic we will delete’ - from a couple with no face pics on - hate that!

BBW - hate that!

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By *m A FuckerMan over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

I dont bite...only if you want me too.....fucking cringe!!!

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By *uriouscayotesCouple over a year ago

Falkirk

Quality over quantity.

Don't want to meet the whole site. Only meet people who look after themselves. To prove you read all our rules start your message with BLAHBAHAAA

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By *REYTIMBERWOLFMan over a year ago

reading

"The way that some people don't look at Continuity across their profile structure, leading to confusion.

EG. They state in their profile content, or sometimes in their Subject / Header message, they wish to meet Single Guys!

But when you try to message them, the message pops up they have blocked all contact from single guys.

Then, they'd probably whinge later, that no guys got in touch, yet haven't coordinated their profile correctly."

I had a joint profile. we got swamped by single males.

we amended our message to say she wouldvlook and we would contact you. Still ignored.

In the end we just blocked single males. She let me know who she fancied and I approached them.

Single men do not realise justvhow overwhelmed you get. MOST have clearly not read the prifile even if its the first line in the profile.

so I totally get why SMs get blocked. farvl easier to search and contact more potential màtches.

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By *luttTV/TS over a year ago

Duns

"The way that some people don't look at Continuity across their profile structure, leading to confusion.

EG. They state in their profile content, or sometimes in their Subject / Header message, they wish to meet Single Guys!

But when you try to message them, the message pops up they have blocked all contact from single guys.

Then, they'd probably whinge later, that no guys got in touch, yet haven't coordinated their profile correctly."

That’s generally deliberate - it’ll allow them to find the single guys they want and contact them, without being bombarded with messages.

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

"Any profile with the word "Daddy"

This.....im not looking for a daddy....lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any evidence of bare backing, or any indication that they’ve been meeting this past year is an instant no.

I don’t mind a list of likes and dislikes, it helps me know whether I’m their type or not. But I can’t stand the rude bits ‘don’t even think about messaging me if...’ etc. "

Even if it’s a couple playing?

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By *igBoy2000Man over a year ago

neath

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By *igBoy2000Man over a year ago

neath

"bad spelling

Short profiles that say nothing

Pics that are all cock

Pics taken in the bathroom

Super long blog style profiles

I could go on and on

I have just literally changed my profile to one that was taken in a bathroom haha gutted now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loads!

Shape size no preferences.

Any age no preferences.

Screams desperate to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any containing the word slut are an instant turn off for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off

otherwise profile names will put me off, only cock pics and virtually nowt written (unless I've seen a photo I like then I may message)

*sorry adhd likes to also take a simple comment round the world of subjects and back"
I'm amazed you don't take crack to help with your digestion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Info say BI-CURIOUS and they block men WTF LOL.

Also they might only want male to male in bi cpls meets only. Also if you saw how many pretend bi guys contact mf bi cols just in the hope of fucking the woman you will understand why we have blocked single males. We have not blocked tv/ts singles though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any containing the word slut are an instant turn off for me.

We had a few messages like that saying they wanted to treat jenny like a slut. Amazes me how they get meets.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

‘Looking’ for a MILF to teach a young guy tricks’.

Erm I’ve no kids and I don’t run classes either!

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By *entakuruMan over a year ago

Exeter

"People looking for “chemicals” on a status or 420 friendly puts me off

otherwise profile names will put me off, only cock pics and virtually nowt written (unless I've seen a photo I like then I may message)

*sorry adhd likes to also take a simple comment round the world of subjects and back"

Yep, bang on. looking back on my life the first time I accidentally self-medicated my ADHD was when the same things my mates took then went out raving were the only things that allowed me to even START let alone finish my uni coursework!

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By *entakuruMan over a year ago

Exeter

I absolutely hate profiles that are a massive long list of dislikes, most of which are based on things that others have little to no control over and therefore their entire profile can come across as a personal attack if you happen to tick more than two of their boxes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The if you like what you see messages me.

No profile pic

No public pictures

Minimal to no description.

Urm????

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

I /we are professional

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Referring to themselves as professional, huge lists of do’s and don’ts, “will fill in later”

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By *itzi999Woman over a year ago

Slough

There are many idiots who only want bare back... and they get blocked.

Profiles without a face pic are also annoying.

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By *entakuruMan over a year ago

Exeter

You'd be surprised still how many messages a 'female-presenting' profile with no photos and no bio still gets. Especially in our part of the world (Hi! I see you're local, nice photos!) where there are relatively few active members, any new profile gets swamped, unless it's a single male one of course. I created a 'sock puppet' on a different site a while ago and was dismayed at just how thirsty people would be over someone/thing they couldn't even SEE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only short guys need apply.... Pisses me right off as I'm tall

Please point me in the direction of these mythical profiles!

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By *mber00Woman over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

420 friendly....

Have a friend that could join us....

Fill in later...

For me just one generic pic also bothers me.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You'd be surprised still how many messages a 'female-presenting' profile with no photos and no bio still gets. Especially in our part of the world (Hi! I see you're local, nice photos!) where there are relatively few active members, any new profile gets swamped, unless it's a single male one of course. I created a 'sock puppet' on a different site a while ago and was dismayed at just how thirsty people would be over someone/thing they couldn't even SEE!

I opened up my profile to men a few weeks ago. Only 1 cleavage pic and 'fill in later' text.

186 messages in 10 hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meet 99yr old...

Grr... why would you???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I throw in the ring 'make you'

I'll make you cum, I'll make you squirt.

Agreed

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By *entakuruMan over a year ago

Exeter

1) sheer curiosity

2) hope they're rich, will die soon and leave you the stately home and collection of classic Italian sports cars.

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Words wrote in capital letters. It just comes across as shouty and angry.

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Words wrote in capital letters. It just comes across as shouty and angry."

I would AGREE

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By *edantic SheilaWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I have been told I'm good at oral

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been told I'm good at oral

I dont doubt that Sheila lol

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By *edantic SheilaWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I have been told I'm good at oral

I dont doubt that Sheila lol "

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By *torm in a G cupWoman over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

"Will fill in later" when user has been a member for over a year.

Lots of cock pics with toilet in background.

Naked except for socks in pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I suck cock for rock, never a good sign

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By *amantha TSWoman over a year ago

Swindon

Any hint of "420" in username or profile usually gets a straight block from me. I get the medical use cases but you don't see me stating "Propananol friendly" in my profile.... Keep it to yourself.

Oh, and on usernames.... Anyone who puts "sexy" "cute" or "babe" (or variations thereof) in their username. If you have to say it chances are you're not!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Any use of 'bored' on status, profile or user name.

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By *ickdasterdly51Man over a year ago

Lingfield

Profiles that start off with a long list of things people don't like, won't tolerate and a general whinge about some of the people on here. I get that you are fed up with idiots who don't read your profile and send you 'wanna fuck' messages, time wasters, bearded men, fat men, married men, etc however you are trying to sell yourself to people who aren't. Some of the profiles on here start off so negative I just can't be bothered to read them through to the end. Tell us what you want rather than what you don't want!

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

Requests from "Straight" guys....

"Hi, fancy some fun now?"

"But your profile says you are straight"

"Yeah, I'm Bi really, don't want to ruin my chances with women"

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Profiles that say they travel and will be in your area soon, is it a service they provide or what? Very off putting.

Oh I’m in Timbuktu!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man sticking his tongue out in a pic, blocked instantly x

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By *all me FlikWoman over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Anyone with one of those worthless disclaimers

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