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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hear yee hear yee, selling virgin bum cheeks for a blue pewter badge, 0 miles no cosmetic damage, working pipes 0 to 100 rpms in an instant I can do the splits I'm top notch at the hula I come with oil. And lubricant. Serious offers only! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need a spell checker.
I domt ned a spel checkr I'm in a bloody rush, I NEED A BLUE PEWTER bdge dodnt you red?
Apologies, but we only have a Blue Peter badge. It's definitely not pewter  "
I know what I'm doing, I can spell have you seen my profile? I am an articulate young man! It's just my speech impediment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need a spell checker.
I domt ned a spel checkr I'm in a bloody rush, I NEED A BLUE PEWTER bdge dodnt you red?
Ya need summat! "
What you got for me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your place or mine? 
Do you really have a blue pewter badge?   I got a friend of a friend that knows a friend that has one  "
Blue pewter badge upfront before sale I'm afraid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One of us genuinely has a Blue Peter badge 
Lemme guess, I won't find out who?
It's the one who ISN'T typing this message "
Oh well that really bloody broadens my horizions..... but WAIT! maybe it does there's a 50% chance it does.
Now due to my calculations only one of you is bi N is bi curious so that person must want my cheeks but I do not know if n is the male or the female.
Okay n is 5,6 and curvy. And s is 6,4 and slim ( checks photos)
Right n is female and s is male.
So maybe s wants my cheeks because after all these years no one has made him bi curious but me. Nonono
N wants to fuck me nonono she doesn't have a cock...
BUT maybe she has a strap on.
Nononomo I'm just going to go with what I orginaly thought. It's *s* who has the blue Peter badge because only a female would get caught up in this stupid thread and s wouldn't bother typing.
Am I right or am I right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Congratulations, you've won this tiny bag of Haribo for your Fab calculations
It IS S who has a Blue Peter badge (something to do with a model of Tracey Island from the mid 90s.....)"
I dont need a fecin tiny bag of haribo I can buy a regular bag of Harry bo when ever I want I WANT A BLOOMING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!!! |
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"Congratulations, you've won this tiny bag of Haribo for your Fab calculations
It IS S who has a Blue Peter badge (something to do with a model of Tracey Island from the mid 90s.....)
I dont need a fecin tiny bag of haribo I can buy a regular bag of Harry bo when ever I want I WANT A BLOOMING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!!!"
I don't know exactly where it is, but I think it's at his parent's house |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Congratulations, you've won this tiny bag of Haribo for your Fab calculations
It IS S who has a Blue Peter badge (something to do with a model of Tracey Island from the mid 90s.....)
I dont need a fecin tiny bag of haribo I can buy a regular bag of Harry bo when ever I want I WANT A BLOOMING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!!!
I don't know exactly where it is, but I think it's at his parent's house "
Where does she live, and what's her house made out of, out of intreat? |
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"Congratulations, you've won this tiny bag of Haribo for your Fab calculations
It IS S who has a Blue Peter badge (something to do with a model of Tracey Island from the mid 90s.....)
I dont need a fecin tiny bag of haribo I can buy a regular bag of Harry bo when ever I want I WANT A BLOOMING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!!!
I don't know exactly where it is, but I think it's at his parent's house
Where does she live, and what's her house made out of, out of intreat?"
She lives somewhere in NW England and it's made from papier maché |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So if someone has a blue peter badge they get to bum you?  "
Its all a lady named ladybirds fault I told her she had started a string of unchangeable events in the iv made an observation thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Congratulations, you've won this tiny bag of Haribo for your Fab calculations
It IS S who has a Blue Peter badge (something to do with a model of Tracey Island from the mid 90s.....)
I dont need a fecin tiny bag of haribo I can buy a regular bag of Harry bo when ever I want I WANT A BLOOMING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!!!
I don't know exactly where it is, but I think it's at his parent's house
Where does she live, and what's her house made out of, out of intreat?
She lives somewhere in NW England and it's made from papier maché "
Oh good, well that narrows it down, should be easy enough to get in though |
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