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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Met one lady on another site We got on well she was ok looking said come to my flat but be discreet as I have neighbours .Got there and although she was only forty something it was a care home Got to her room and she was clearly not a carer but a resident ! Oh well I thought this is a bit of a turn off but hey ho my cock is ready we had a cuddle and started to undress and she suddenly announced I was too old ( I was at the time only a few years older ) I thought about it and the fact she was disabled in some way that was not obvious was a bit of a turn off so a lucky escape ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met one lady on another site We got on well she was ok looking said come to my flat but be discreet as I have neighbours .Got there and although she was only forty something it was a care home Got to her room and she was clearly not a carer but a resident ! Oh well I thought this is a bit of a turn off but hey ho my cock is ready we had a cuddle and started to undress and she suddenly announced I was too old ( I was at the time only a few years older ) I thought about it and the fact she was disabled in some way that was not obvious was a bit of a turn off so a lucky escape !"
“Bit of a turn off but hey ho my cock is ready”…. Wow…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of the first times I met anyone for fun, before I was really too knowledgeable about what I was into or BDSM/able to communicate it very well.
Wanted to try some things out but before I really knew I was a switch.
She said she was going to come along with a catsuit, ended up bringing a secretary outfit instead.
Tried out being a sub for the first time ever in person, and we didn't really talk through our expectations there. She just asked me to make her a cup of tea in a commanding tone.
I banged my head on a bit of the metal frame of my bed early on, and had a bit of a headache for most of it.
And worst of all to top it off the takeaway we had wasn't very good. Not terrible, but not good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of the first times I met anyone for fun, before I was really too knowledgeable about what I was into or BDSM/able to communicate it very well.
Wanted to try some things out but before I really knew I was a switch.
She said she was going to come along with a catsuit, ended up bringing a secretary outfit instead.
Tried out being a sub for the first time ever in person, and we didn't really talk through our expectations there. She just asked me to make her a cup of tea in a commanding tone.
I banged my head on a bit of the metal frame of my bed early on, and had a bit of a headache for most of it.
And worst of all to top it off the takeaway we had wasn't very good. Not terrible, but not good. "
Mediocre takeaway is a hard limit for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met one lady on another site We got on well she was ok looking said come to my flat but be discreet as I have neighbours .Got there and although she was only forty something it was a care home Got to her room and she was clearly not a carer but a resident ! Oh well I thought this is a bit of a turn off but hey ho my cock is ready we had a cuddle and started to undress and she suddenly announced I was too old ( I was at the time only a few years older ) I thought about it and the fact she was disabled in some way that was not obvious was a bit of a turn off so a lucky escape !"
I think I may have just read the weirdest post ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met this person in a care home, she wasn't the listening type, which is a bit of a turn off but hey ho my cock was ready. Turns out she didn't like me because I didn't understand sign language. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this one of those "look how crap I am" posts that secretly get off on the susbsequent mocking?
Like the micropenis crowd, all about the humiliation."
...........a care home? |
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A couple who had tons of pets, cats, dogs, rabbits a proper menagerie that dr dolittle would be proud of.
what i didn't know was all of them were inside the house and it stunk, didn't hang around long. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my goodness. This is unspeakable. I have sympathy about the head injury and sub-optimal takeaway.
Many years ago, I met a couple at their house and they had nazi regalia on their walls. That was a new low. No, I didn’t stay. It was my Dunkirk. |
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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago
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Our worst meet was also one of our best lol
Tani loved it because he worked her all over the flat, she was so noisy. It was my worst meet because his partner was not into me at all. The sex was like we’d been married 30 years  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is funny asf well worth reading just 1st post. Shocked.
I guess hygiene or a guy leaving abruptly because you hurt him shagging is lame and boring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I learned not to judge a book!.. my first ever meet. Had not had sex for a very long time.. years.. i tried to pick someone very carefully and took my time. went for someone who was way out of my league! Took care of his body, smoldering hot, good looking, giant cock i was very much looking forward to it. Combined it with a shopping trip and took my best friend for shopping and support!
We got to hotel, friend went to their own room said they were having a bath. My meet turned up said nothing threw me on the bed and cum after about 5 thrusts. He didnt even take off his trousers...
I called my friend to say i was ok and alive and not murdered and he had gone and they hadnt even got in their bath yet it was still running!  |
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