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Things that made you cringe.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”
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The constant messages of dick pics and check the size of me out….. totally cringe. |
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Yeah their names ,bios saying the usual genuine or professional show you a good time! Or am well hung but cant tell by their pictures lol ...ohh and 101 cock pictures ohhh and status' moaning and complaining...
Rant over haha
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Nothing but dick pics followed by complaints as to why they are not successful, like it's some kind of entitlement  |
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Gaping pics of either bum holes or pussies held open |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very picky"
500 Verifications (by meet) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The current trend of guys messaging asking for my opinion of their cock. Guys messaging stuff that has a sexual assault vibe. Guys from hundreds of miles away messaging offering to travel. |
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Many things posted on these forums by some guys ..
The way their minds work is really troubling  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Detailed veris. |
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Dick pic against deodorant can/remote control etc. literally makes my skin crawl and leads to instant delete. I mean, really??!?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing but dick pics followed by complaints as to why they are not successful, like it's some kind of entitlement "
I try to it clean and classy |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Bury St Edmunds/Clacton |
"Discrete", loads of pics that almost all look identical. Boastful Bulls
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a heavy cummer |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
Need sucking /balls emptying now
Why's no one genuine on here ,leaving this site ..
Married and she doesn't know ,if that's not for you Jog on .
At x now ,if u see me say hi (&it's just multiple cock pics ). |
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The use of the term “the lifestyle,” is pretty cringeworthy. |
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People who don’t match our profile preferences offering money to meet.
Instant report and block |
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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago
Lancashire |
The begging of some of the blokes in the chat rooms, it's embarrassing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any mention of breeding. Makes me want to vom more than cringe though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm professional", it's overused. When I've questioned these "professionals" it ranges from their job to being discreet or a professional at sex (self-proclaimed). |
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"Any mention of breeding. Makes me want to vom more than cringe though "
Have to agree some profile names are just too abrupt |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
"The begging of some of the blokes in the chat rooms, it's embarrassing "
This 
When I see 'ass kissing yes men to get laid'  makes me sick!
Growing some balls, having an opinion & self respect/value now that I can respect |
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Single men hiding behind so called “couple” account.
Toilet bowl background dick pictures.
Remote/bottle/whatever holding against dick pictures.
Dirty nails. |
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heard a 19year old on cam with sound on ask her mother if she'd spit cum back into a mans mouth...was bad enough we thought the mother letting the daughter use the couples account and cam... |
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"People who don’t match our profile preferences offering money to meet.
Instant report and block"
Never been offered money which is a shame as I need the cash |
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""I'm professional", it's overused. When I've questioned these "professionals" it ranges from their job to being discreet or a professional at sex (self-proclaimed)."
It's a very arrogant thing to say. Everyone who does something for a living is a professional. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men begging for pictures |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”
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"Hubby is 110% straight" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Many things posted on these forums by some guys ..
The way their minds work is really troubling "
I apologise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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far to much to list ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Comments like ‘were all the same height laying down’, ‘its rude to spit’, ‘that a shame’ cliche comments certainly make me cringe. |
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Negative and condescending bios |
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"Gaping pics of either bum holes or pussies held open"
Yeah...like wookie hole down there some of em. |
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"The current trend of guys messaging asking for my opinion of their cock. Guys messaging stuff that has a sexual assault vibe. Guys from hundreds of miles away messaging offering to travel."
This just strikes me as a first class way of becoming a sex troll,choose names and personalities for the dicks on offer,make it humerous-to you if not them. |
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Grown adults who write in lazy txt speak-wot,m8 etc...and as someone mentioned earlier the gaping assholes and cunts...sometimes weeping with...unmentionable juices,its just not my bag. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m a heavy cummer "
This is instant delete x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those claiming to be a Bull looking for a "cuckhold" couple, whilst also in their bio they explain they're new to this.
Will fill in later.
No pictures, then they message asking to see more of our pictures. |
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"Alpha male"
Their vaccination status |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'professional' on the profile, or 'alpha' male. Cringe! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Alpha male"
Their vaccination status"
Agree on both! |
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Any kind of bad grammar or spelling! |
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When people refer to black people as chocolate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Add my snap or tikatok' my eyes roll into the back of my head  |
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Is this the male or female online?
Or messages directed towards the female only |
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Also , the offer to supply drugs if we meet them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”
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Fantasies about swallowing 10 loads but won’t meet smokers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We don't bite, unless you ask" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pics of the females knickers with cum/discharge in them. Never really does it for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The silly fake moaning & yeah baby on some videos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Photos of household items in orifices. Wouldn't want an invite to their home.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sydney University |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some great stuff on this thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not on here....but yesterday I saw a message from a guy to his female friend wishing her a "totes amazing holibobs"
I really hope it was irony but I don't think it was......the cunt |
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By *ostosaCouple
over a year ago
North |
Text speak
‘Professional’ (seriously, no one gives a fuck)
Wedding pictures
Pregnant pictures
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Add my snap or tikatok' my eyes roll into the back of my head "
This!!!! |
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I hate pictures where they look like they have been taken in a smack house and it’s dirty and messy as fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not on here....but yesterday I saw a message from a guy to his female friend wishing her a "totes amazing holibobs"
I really hope it was irony but I don't think it was......the cunt "
Why does that message make him a cunt ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men in women's lingerie. Eugghh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The “oh wow is me” posts and their profiles are nigh on empty |
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People asking to rate their profile when their is nothing to rate # mrs. M  |
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By *eanorWoman
over a year ago
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Men taking naked pics of themselves , but still wearing socks ,WTF is that about lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single Men's profiles showing more facial features of a Woman than of himself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I say no to men travelling as I don't accommodate and it just makes me really uncomfortable.
If they are local or in the area then fair enough. It gets some strange responses
The strange modesty messages annoy me. "I know you won't reply as I'm ugly" or that they aren't my type or whatever.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Straight men's profile with verifications from other "Straight" men
Who are never looking for single guys. |
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Guys saying they are a Dom or have Dom in their profile name.
A Dom shouldn’t need to state they are a Dom, it would come through naturally in chats.
If they talk about it in their profile then they more than likely have watched 50 shades and think they know what they are doing.
K |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
Couples profiles that feature 56 pics of the lady's shoe collection, plus 3 of her feet sticking out of the bath.
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"I’m a heavy cummer "
Yeah, what exactly does it mean?  |
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Offering hours and hours of oral worship for nothing in return.
Even if recieving oral did it for me, that would surely get boring... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a nice guy"
"Want my balls drained"
Over toilet pics aren't great tbh.
Or just nothing. No photo verified, no info at all. |
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"Guys saying they are a Dom or have Dom in their profile name.
A Dom shouldn’t need to state they are a Dom, it would come through naturally in chats.
If they talk about it in their profile then they more than likely have watched 50 shades and think they know what they are doing.
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You missed out the ones who think beating a woman is bdsm. These kinds are more dangerous mentally and to be avoided. |
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""I'm a nice guy"
"Want my balls drained"
Over toilet pics aren't great tbh.
Or just nothing. No photo verified, no info at all. "
In all my days I’ve never said “want my balls drained” that’s so bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not on here....but yesterday I saw a message from a guy to his female friend wishing her a "totes amazing holibobs"
I really hope it was irony but I don't think it was......the cunt "
Got to agree there
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”
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The term Hotwife
Let the individual decide if your hot or not.
More than half are certainly not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”
The term Hotwife
Let the individual decide if your hot or not.
More than half are certainly not "
That's not what hotwife means. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fabswingers is now a publicly traded company and so you need to copy and paste this message on your profile. I hereby state that if you use my pictures for anything I will prosecute you under section 12345 of some law or other".
Once upon a time someone wrote a disclaimer for Facebook that does absolutely nothing if you post it on your page. Presumably someone just trying to see how gullible people can be and it worked. Whatever. But then someone decided to copy and paste the whole thing to a completely different website, replace Facebook with Fabswingers and now half the site has it.
The idea that Fabswingers is a publicly traded company is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. It's like those chain mails kids used to send like "send this to ten people in an hour and your crush will fall in love with you" but for gullible adults instead. I'm astounded every time I see a grown adult human posting such obviously false nonsense to their page. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Fabswingers is now a publicly traded company and so you need to copy and paste this message on your profile. I hereby state that if you use my pictures for anything I will prosecute you under section 12345 of some law or other".
Once upon a time someone wrote a disclaimer for Facebook that does absolutely nothing if you post it on your page. Presumably someone just trying to see how gullible people can be and it worked. Whatever. But then someone decided to copy and paste the whole thing to a completely different website, replace Facebook with Fabswingers and now half the site has it.
The idea that Fabswingers is a publicly traded company is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. It's like those chain mails kids used to send like "send this to ten people in an hour and your crush will fall in love with you" but for gullible adults instead. I'm astounded every time I see a grown adult human posting such obviously false nonsense to their page.
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Let me get you a drink (thumb
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”
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‘Single male looking for women or couples’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""I'm professional", it's overused. When I've questioned these "professionals" it ranges from their job to being discreet or a professional at sex (self-proclaimed)."
I love it when they spell professional wrongly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got to echo a few other people in here with any kind of dick pic taken on the toilet.
It just tells me you were taking a shit, looked down and saw your cock and thought "oh right. I have a cock. I should take a pic".
Absolutely makes me heave. If I imagine a guy taking a shit I never ever want to have sex with him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Fabswingers is now a publicly traded company and so you need to copy and paste this message on your profile. I hereby state that if you use my pictures for anything I will prosecute you under section 12345 of some law or other".
Once upon a time someone wrote a disclaimer for Facebook that does absolutely nothing if you post it on your page. Presumably someone just trying to see how gullible people can be and it worked. Whatever. But then someone decided to copy and paste the whole thing to a completely different website, replace Facebook with Fabswingers and now half the site has it.
The idea that Fabswingers is a publicly traded company is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. It's like those chain mails kids used to send like "send this to ten people in an hour and your crush will fall in love with you" but for gullible adults instead. I'm astounded every time I see a grown adult human posting such obviously false nonsense to their page.
Let me get you a drink (thumb
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Hairy bottoms..absolutely awful..why would anyone take a picture of that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not on here....but yesterday I saw a message from a guy to his female friend wishing her a "totes amazing holibobs"
I really hope it was irony but I don't think it was......the cunt
Got to agree there
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""Fabswingers is now a publicly traded company and so you need to copy and paste this message on your profile. I hereby state that if you use my pictures for anything I will prosecute you under section 12345 of some law or other".
Once upon a time someone wrote a disclaimer for Facebook that does absolutely nothing if you post it on your page. Presumably someone just trying to see how gullible people can be and it worked. Whatever. But then someone decided to copy and paste the whole thing to a completely different website, replace Facebook with Fabswingers and now half the site has it.
The idea that Fabswingers is a publicly traded company is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. It's like those chain mails kids used to send like "send this to ten people in an hour and your crush will fall in love with you" but for gullible adults instead. I'm astounded every time I see a grown adult human posting such obviously false nonsense to their page. "
Anyone know the current share price ? |
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"Also , the offer to supply drugs if we meet them."
This! Every weekend the inbox is full of 'I've got a line here for you' messages. I always say 'no thanks, I find most men can't maintain an erection on it.' |
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By *omer47Man
over a year ago
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Names,(probably mine included).
The amount of women that state a guys cock size must be.
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"'professional' on the profile, or 'alpha' male. Cringe! "
also known as the "alpha wanker" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”
The term Hotwife
Let the individual decide if your hot or not.
More than half are certainly not
That's not what hotwife means."
Would you like to enlighten us on this ? |
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"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”
The term Hotwife
Let the individual decide if your hot or not.
More than half are certainly not
That's not what hotwife means.
Would you like to enlighten us on this ? "
Has nothing to do with her looks. A hot wife is someone who's allowed to have sex with other people with her partner's blessing or encouragement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s hear some of the things you have seen or read of other peoples profiles that made you cringe and think “their mailbox is going to be empty”
The term Hotwife
Let the individual decide if your hot or not.
More than half are certainly not
That's not what hotwife means.
Would you like to enlighten us on this ?
Has nothing to do with her looks. A hot wife is someone who's allowed to have sex with other people with her partner's blessing or encouragement. "
Well you learn something new every day
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I used to have 'English Speaker; French Kisser' in my profile. Absolutely horrified that I thought that was a good idea! |
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" no one wants to play with us. We've been let down 534 times. We're leaving ( never do) . Everyone thinks we're ugly"
Absolute drama |
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Grammatical, spelling and punctuation errors. Stops me from viewing a profile instantly. |
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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago
New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies |
Any mention of the foul word "panties" they are knickers for gods sake. |
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"Grammatical, spelling and punctuation errors. Stops me from viewing a profile instantly. "
You are very hot xx |
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"Grammatical, spelling and punctuation errors. Stops me from viewing a profile instantly.
You are very hot xx"
Why, thank you. 
After a quick inspection, wow, so are you!  |
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It’s not about size it’s how you use it.
That line is time old comedy gold when I see it banded around often. Especially when a guy is telling women what they feel about it |
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We are near by
*inserts 4 dick pics*
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Loving the thread guys. Thanks for all the contributions. xx |
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Messages are always entertaining! "Can I cum round" is as dodgy as it gets haha |
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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago
inverclyde |
Going to meet and the guy looks like just off a building site...no effort made af all when the fem has... |
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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago
Lancashire |
"Going to meet and the guy looks like just off a building site...no effort made af all when the fem has..."
What's up with men on building sites.....joke |
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""Fabswingers is now a publicly traded company and so you need to copy and paste this message on your profile. I hereby state that if you use my pictures for anything I will prosecute you under section 12345 of some law or other".
Once upon a time someone wrote a disclaimer for Facebook that does absolutely nothing if you post it on your page. Presumably someone just trying to see how gullible people can be and it worked. Whatever. But then someone decided to copy and paste the whole thing to a completely different website, replace Facebook with Fabswingers and now half the site has it.
The idea that Fabswingers is a publicly traded company is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. It's like those chain mails kids used to send like "send this to ten people in an hour and your crush will fall in love with you" but for gullible adults instead. I'm astounded every time I see a grown adult human posting such obviously false nonsense to their page. "
And them, to take dim to another level, there are those that don't even change it from Facebook to Fabswingers |
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""Fabswingers is now a publicly traded company and so you need to copy and paste this message on your profile. I hereby state that if you use my pictures for anything I will prosecute you under section 12345 of some law or other".
Once upon a time someone wrote a disclaimer for Facebook that does absolutely nothing if you post it on your page. Presumably someone just trying to see how gullible people can be and it worked. Whatever. But then someone decided to copy and paste the whole thing to a completely different website, replace Facebook with Fabswingers and now half the site has it.
The idea that Fabswingers is a publicly traded company is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. It's like those chain mails kids used to send like "send this to ten people in an hour and your crush will fall in love with you" but for gullible adults instead. I'm astounded every time I see a grown adult human posting such obviously false nonsense to their page.
And them, to take dim to another level, there are those that don't even change it from Facebook to Fabswingers "
. It does raise a smile momentarily. They perhaps are limited and think the Internet is all 1 company |
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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago
inverclyde |
If going to to meet at least make the effort for the female we do that for you guys....does not take much to try and look nice or smell nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you get messages with mmmmmm |
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Text speak and status updates about drug use “party supplies “ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Text speak I have known idea what they are talking about.
The main thing that makes me cringe is people that feel the need to make a connection to a person before meeting up. |
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Why in the name of all that is holy do fellas need 100 pics of their cock. Its just weird. |
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We're all here for the same thing.
No!
An expectation that people will 'ask anything', if there's nothing written in a profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cringe when I get messages that end with "mmmmmmm".
It seems really creepy to me! |
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"I have everything I'd want in a marriage, but my wife isn't Sexual enough towards me" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dick pic against deodorant can/remote control etc. literally makes my skin crawl and leads to instant delete. I mean, really??!?! "
Jesus, got a laugh from that, seriously tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pic taken while sitting on a toilet.
Total lacking in imagination and class |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mostly usernames for me can be an instant cringe |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
When they say:
-You have to be tall as Hagrid
-be gym fit with abs of steel
-be shaved up & below like a monk
-look like Tom Hardy/ it's never Ed Sheeran haha poor lad
-be a manly man blah blah blah
They you look at their profile thinking all those demands they must be the Goddess Venus 
Not the wrinkly hairy potato that's been left out too long in front of you
Haha now now (Before some get offended, I didn't I'm describing you) we on a open thread & this is just a cheeky comment calm your ass down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most already been said but there's so much to cringe at on here at times!!
Guys that expect to meet without having pics or conversation. Instant block for guys that say 'not on here' when I ask for pics. I mean seriously, if not here where!?
Pics of gaping arse holes - just don't!
Sydney University
Vaccine status
'Professionals'
Alpha males - real alphas don't need to say it!
200 pics
75 pics
10 pics but all the same
Asking for oral with condom - talk about paranoid and clinical!
The list goes on!
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Quality over Quantity - Really you think that highly of yourself why are you on here then? |
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A profile with “BBC only” or “BWC only” just screams cocktail sausage in Dartford tunnel. |
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Empty profiles saying hi …and too many close ups |
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Now this is just my opinion but i hate the term BBW! It seems to cover a very wide spectrum in sizes and tbh its more the beautiful term that annoys me. Any women or men that said they were beautiful outright in there profile would come across as a bit of a dick i reckon! I rather they just said if they were a bit curvy, overweight ect.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great profile, love it all especially the pics. What you upto tonight? x"
- If you look at our profile we haven't got any pics up at the moment - how does that work? |
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Rudeness and lack of understanding, this is supposed to be fun after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couple shagging in the bathroom doggy style by the toilet- and the toilet has mess in it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they say:
-You have to be tall as Hagrid
-be gym fit with abs of steel
-be shaved up & below like a monk
-look like Tom Hardy/ it's never Ed Sheeran haha poor lad
-be a manly man blah blah blah
They you look at their profile thinking all those demands they must be the Goddess Venus
Not the wrinkly hairy potato that's been left out too long in front of you
Haha now now (Before some get offended, I didn't I'm describing you) we on a open thread & this is just a cheeky comment calm your ass down "
Wrinkly hairy potato! |
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"Hi everybody, we are back!" Every 2 weeks |
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""Hi everybody, we are back!" Every 2 weeks "
If you remember us please reverify |
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100% agree, what a load of nonsense !! |
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Bi blokes who say straight on profile, massive number out there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bones popping out of skin feet facing the wrong way polystyrene |
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By *ubcup2Couple
over a year ago
London |
"Dick pic against deodorant can/remote control etc. literally makes my skin crawl and leads to instant delete. I mean, really??!?! "
Agree.
I bet they use the little travel ones |
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Some of the posts on fab. Really make me shake my head and shudder |
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A message to Sydney University and/or Facebook |
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"A message to Sydney University and/or Facebook"
I agree what a load of old tosh!!! |
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Profiles with a hundred rules, does and fonts and demanding that if you don’t put “sponge” in your email you WILL BE BLOCKED!!!!!!’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles with a hundred rules, does and fonts and demanding that if you don’t put “sponge” in your email you WILL BE BLOCKED!!!!!!’ "
We just ignore those lol
Too up themselves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bi blokes who say straight on profile, massive number out there!"
Maybe they are scared of labels |
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"Mostly usernames for me can be an instant cringe "
AHH so that's what I got no action as cervixbasher69. |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Pictures of flacid cocks in a jungle of pubes |
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"When they say:
-You have to be tall as Hagrid
-be gym fit with abs of steel
-be shaved up & below like a monk
-look like Tom Hardy/ it's never Ed Sheeran haha poor lad
-be a manly man blah blah blah
They you look at their profile thinking all those demands they must be the Goddess Venus
Not the wrinkly hairy potato that's been left out too long in front of you
Haha now now (Before some get offended, I didn't I'm describing you) we on a open thread & this is just a cheeky comment calm your ass down "
This made me properly laugh. I might change my profile name to Ms Maris Piper! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" im back" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 17/06/22 06:46:34] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seeing a skanly messy dirty old fashioned home on pics and videos |
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Woman walking really slowly then gives a little turn then starts caressing herself videos. It's so cringy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a video a while ago and I had so much time for it. This guy is fucking a girl from behind and says “tell them whose pussy this is, tell Fabswingers whose pussy this is”.
She just creased up and starts laughing at him.
He still posted it. I felt that girl - what a mood. |
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Profiles that are a mile long with 1000 rules and say put “random word” in the subject so I know you’ve read this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any photos with a toilet in them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you see yum yum or mmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being asked how big is your cock it makes me question how big is your pussy |
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Hackneyed swinging vocabulary. It is much more attractive when people find their own words for their own desires and pleasure. |
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When we say "no thanks", they demand to know why. Like just move on my dude. |
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Mmmmmmm in a forum post, message, status.
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'I can please you better than your man'
No you can't and that message has told me everything I need to know about you |
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Messages that only acknowledge the female half and ignore the male of the couple |
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People saying they are good looking and affluent! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for Exceptional males or females etc.
What do they mean? How many Nobel prize winners do they think are on fab?
I’m sure their inboxes are not empty, and I’m sure they meet who they want, but what a way to make normal people feel useless |
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"Profiles that are a mile long with 1000 rules and say put “random word” in the subject so I know you’ve read this "
Oh yes 100% agree !! |
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Guys referring to themselves as Dom’s or bull’s . Really makes me cringe . |
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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
That fat bloke on Eggheads the one who looks like a peado |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People saying they are good looking and affluent!"
yes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of the comments in the cam rooms |
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