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What could YOU Bring to the Table?
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So Imagine there was an event coming up and to attend as well as being a horny fucker, that basically covers the entire Fab Membership, you would need to bring a special skill/talent/"Thing" to the table? 
So what could you offer?
Anyone responding with "Me", "My Cock/Pussy" or similar things will be ignored! 
Don't be shy about including apparently mundane and vanilla skills they might have a kinky adaptation you've never considered! 
So have at it! |
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"So Imagine there was an event coming up and to attend as well as being a horny fucker, that basically covers the entire Fab Membership, you would need to bring a special skill/talent/"Thing" to the table?
So what could you offer?
Anyone responding with "Me", "My Cock/Pussy" or similar things will be ignored!
Don't be shy about including apparently mundane and vanilla skills they might have a kinky adaptation you've never considered!
So have at it!"
I can do balloon animals if that helps? Not sure how to adapt that kinkily Lxx |
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By *egoMan
over a year ago
Preston |
Quirky horror film scenarios.
So far;-
Chatterer - Hellraiser (eeary silence, showing such pleasures)
Pyramidhead - Silent Hill (rough, clothes tearing action)
Micheal Meyers - Halloween (CNC)
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"So Imagine there was an event coming up and to attend as well as being a horny fucker, that basically covers the entire Fab Membership, you would need to bring a special skill/talent/"Thing" to the table?
So what could you offer?
Anyone responding with "Me", "My Cock/Pussy" or similar things will be ignored!
Don't be shy about including apparently mundane and vanilla skills they might have a kinky adaptation you've never considered!
So have at it!"
I could bring a folding table |
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"I am a qualified Swedish masseuse
I make the best white chocolate cheesecake you’ll ever have
I can make a bow tie out of a paper napkin  "
You need to let me try your white chocolate cheesecake … we talk about hot you are after lovely photos…
Can I invite myself in to New Castle ? Never been there ^^
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
I'll know it when I find it. |
I really love cock (and even quim sometimes).
Adore it.
Worship it.
Plus my voice is pretty good for getting people in the mood.
This modesty is really sexy isn't it? |
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"I am a qualified Swedish masseuse
I make the best white chocolate cheesecake you’ll ever have
I can make a bow tie out of a paper napkin "
One of the first with some really useful skills!
Drop me a PM and we can discuss how this thread may be more than just a laugh! |
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"Fantastic cocktail maker. I can make a great cocktail bespoke to you."
Now this is the sort of skill which could be really handy!
PM me if you'd like to discuss your Bespoke Cocktail making skills and how we could utilise it?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really love cock (and even quim sometimes).
Adore it.
Worship it.
Plus my voice is pretty good for getting people in the mood.
This modesty is really sexy isn't it?"
Your voice / accent is mouth wateringly hot it has to be said .. xx |
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"I'm a Freeman of my family's hometown in Wales. Can provide somewhere to put your sheep and goats during playtime"
Depending on which Town in Wales "Sheep & Goats" would be considered "Playtime"! 3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could put on a hula hoop performance
I'd love to see this one day.
You and me both would you prefer her to do it naked or in Lingerie? "
Definitely a fabulous dress and some heels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"^ Forgot I was on my joint profile ^
I could take you to cloud 12 (cloud 9 is for amateurs) when I'm giving cock/pussy worship.
An interesting Proposition!"
Oh yes |
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