A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” The man replies, “Yeah, that’s the one!” |
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"A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” The man replies, “Yeah, that’s the one!”"
That made me chuckle lol |
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Paddy walks in to a cafe behind the counter is a beautiful big breasted woman standing next to a sign that reads sausage rolls 80p
Cheese and onion rolls £1.30 handjobs £10
Paddy ponders for a while then ask is it you that does the handjobs??
Why yes it is replied the beautiful lady
For paddy to shout out loud and clear well wash ya feckin hands I’ll take two sausages rolls please |
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By *host1100Man 34 weeks ago
Scotland / England |
So a man and wife have been married for 25 years and one weekend they win £20000 on the lottery.
Because they pretty much have everything they need and want they have a chat about what to do with the money.
In the end the hubby says ‘ I’d like a penis enlargement ‘ it will be great for both of us x
So they go to the clinic and the doctor says well, you can have the 7” for £15000 or the 8.5” for the full £20000, I know it’s a difficult decision so I’ll give you a few minutes.
They chat and he returns after 10 minutes, SO he says ‘what are you having’ to the hubby ?
“A fucking new kitchen” he says |
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