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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I see on plenty of profiles that people won't meet smokers, which is I presume because they are offended by the smell.
In a similar fashion, I can't stand the smell of tea or coffee on anybody's breath and it makes me want to wretch, so I ain't banging none of them until they've Listerined thoroughly!!
Does anybody else feel this way? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see on plenty of profiles that people won't meet smokers, which is I presume because they are offended by the smell.
In a similar fashion, I can't stand the smell of tea or coffee on anybody's breath and it makes me want to wretch, so I ain't banging none of them until they've Listerined thoroughly!!
Does anybody else feel this way?"
Big difference being you cannot die from passive coffee drinking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't stand the smell of Special Brew or Scrumpy Jack cider on a womans breath.Really spoils the moment  "
especially if she has been at the scampi fries too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see on plenty of profiles that people won't meet smokers, which is I presume because they are offended by the smell.
In a similar fashion, I can't stand the smell of tea or coffee on anybody's breath and it makes me want to wretch, so I ain't banging none of them until they've Listerined thoroughly!!
Does anybody else feel this way?"
you dot fancy meeting for a coffee then?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I see on plenty of profiles that people won't meet smokers, which is I presume because they are offended by the smell.
In a similar fashion, I can't stand the smell of tea or coffee on anybody's breath and it makes me want to wretch, so I ain't banging none of them until they've Listerined thoroughly!!
Does anybody else feel this way?
Big difference being you cannot die from passive coffee drinking "
Agreed but you will probably be awake all night  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I see on plenty of profiles that people won't meet smokers, which is I presume because they are offended by the smell.
In a similar fashion, I can't stand the smell of tea or coffee on anybody's breath and it makes me want to wretch, so I ain't banging none of them until they've Listerined thoroughly!!
Does anybody else feel this way?
Big difference being you cannot die from passive coffee drinking "
That's only because its been censored by the big multi-national coffee companies, just wait until it comes out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I see on plenty of profiles that people won't meet smokers, which is I presume because they are offended by the smell.
In a similar fashion, I can't stand the smell of tea or coffee on anybody's breath and it makes me want to wretch, so I ain't banging none of them until they've Listerined thoroughly!!
Does anybody else feel this way?
you dot fancy meeting for a coffee then? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can't stand the smell of Special Brew or Scrumpy Jack cider on a womans breath.Really spoils the moment "
You'd be a lonely bloke round Barnsley then lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I see on plenty of profiles that people won't meet smokers, which is I presume because they are offended by the smell.
In a similar fashion, I can't stand the smell of tea or coffee on anybody's breath and it makes me want to wretch, so I ain't banging none of them until they've Listerined thoroughly!!
Does anybody else feel this way?
you dot fancy meeting for a coffee then? "
Not unless you bent over with a bag of imperial mints |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't stand the smell of Special Brew or Scrumpy Jack cider on a womans breath.Really spoils the moment
especially if she has been at the scampi fries too "
Lol. Aslong as it's not the pork scratchings. Can't stand women smelling of pork (unless it's mine). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't stand the smell of Special Brew or Scrumpy Jack cider on a womans breath.Really spoils the moment
That would shorten the list considerably for you in Fareham "
Ooooh that's harsh.......but true lol. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I can't stand the smell of Special Brew or Scrumpy Jack cider on a womans breath.Really spoils the moment
especially if she has been at the scampi fries too "
I knew someone who likedscampi fries. One day im guessing a packet must have had a split bottom and some ended up in her knickers. I try not to get too close now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually smoke a pipe, eat a clove of garlic and never use deodorant before a meet.
I never have any complaints!  "
Will you marry me?? I'll treat you to half ounce of drum  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I usually smoke a pipe, eat a clove of garlic and never use deodorant before a meet.
I never have any complaints!
Will you marry me?? I'll treat you to half ounce of drum "
Who said I smoked tobacco? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I usually smoke a pipe, eat a clove of garlic and never use deodorant before a meet.
I never have any complaints!
Will you marry me?? I'll treat you to half ounce of drum
Who said I smoked tobacco?"
Can smell it!!!! Oh please leave the kippers till after the meet lol.
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I usually smoke a pipe, eat a clove of garlic and never use deodorant before a meet.
I never have any complaints!
Will you marry me?? I'll treat you to half ounce of drum
Who said I smoked tobacco?
Can smell it!!!! Oh please leave the kippers till after the meet lol.
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I use the oil from the kippers as moisturiser. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see on plenty of profiles that people won't meet smokers, which is I presume because they are offended by the smell.
In a similar fashion, I can't stand the smell of tea or coffee on anybody's breath and it makes me want to wretch, so I ain't banging none of them until they've Listerined thoroughly!!
Does anybody else feel this way?"
We prefer not to meet smokers- it's not just the breath that stinks it's the clothes and in fact sometimes more intimate parts of the body! Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I usually smoke a pipe, eat a clove of garlic and never use deodorant before a meet.
I never have any complaints!
Will you marry me?? I'll treat you to half ounce of drum
Who said I smoked tobacco?
Can smell it!!!! Oh please leave the kippers till after the meet lol.
I use the oil from the kippers as moisturiser."
Lubricant surely ?
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I usually smoke a pipe, eat a clove of garlic and never use deodorant before a meet.
I never have any complaints!
Will you marry me?? I'll treat you to half ounce of drum
Who said I smoked tobacco?
Can smell it!!!! Oh please leave the kippers till after the meet lol.
I use the oil from the kippers as moisturiser.
Lubricant surely ?
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No I use Castrol GTX for that.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also if a lady turns up to a meet with her breath smelling of semen, you no longer feel quite so special
Or seamen!  "
Yes I suppose but I would imagine that that is more of a problem in the coastal towns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't kiss my husband if he's been drinking coffee . Can't stand the smell. We're ex-smokers too so i can't stand the smell of smoke on breath, in hair, on clothes...
Dog smells are not great either |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I don't kiss my husband if he's been drinking coffee . Can't stand the smell. We're ex-smokers too so i can't stand the smell of smoke on breath, in hair, on clothes...
Dog smells are not great either"
Can't say I have ever met a dog |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't kiss my husband if he's been drinking coffee . Can't stand the smell. We're ex-smokers too so i can't stand the smell of smoke on breath, in hair, on clothes...
Dog smells are not great either
Can't say I have ever met a dog "
You're obviously one of them there time wasters on here then Ryan |
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"I don't kiss my husband if he's been drinking coffee . Can't stand the smell. We're ex-smokers too so i can't stand the smell of smoke on breath, in hair, on clothes...
Dog smells are not great either
Can't say I have ever met a dog "
Not one you've kissed anyway ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK, So we now have plenty of negatives as to what you do not like.
The big question is
What do you like to smell on the breath of a potential partner?."
If you are about to inherit, the sweet smell of death |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't kiss my husband if he's been drinking coffee . Can't stand the smell. We're ex-smokers too so i can't stand the smell of smoke on breath, in hair, on clothes...
Dog smells are not great either"
Dog owners are like smokers, they can't tell how smelly their homes are!  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I don't kiss my husband if he's been drinking coffee . Can't stand the smell. We're ex-smokers too so i can't stand the smell of smoke on breath, in hair, on clothes...
Dog smells are not great either
Can't say I have ever met a dog
You're obviously one of them there time wasters on here then Ryan "
Goes without saying, I am male after all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't kiss my husband if he's been drinking coffee . Can't stand the smell. We're ex-smokers too so i can't stand the smell of smoke on breath, in hair, on clothes...
Dog smells are not great either
Can't say I have ever met a dog
You're obviously one of them there time wasters on here then Ryan
Goes without saying, I am male after all "
Haha, tuppence teasing wastrel |
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