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We have a slight leak on our boiler, would love to find a fit local tradesman to have a look at it while the Mrs is at home and I’m at work.
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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This is my dream to have fun with a client . Had plenty flirting in the past but never went further than that . Have been asked for advice on a matter on here , was always hoping to pop round . Electrician here |
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Yea , years ago I was working in a row of properties,
A note was left on my windscreen saying call me house 5 ,
I called her thinking there was an issue , and she ah no everything’s fine, are you single I’ve got a free house come around now
Fucked her bent over the kitchen went back to work |
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"We have a slight leak on our boiler, would love to find a fit local tradesman to have a look at it while the Mrs is at home and I’m at work.
Somehow get a conversation going about fab and go from there….."
This could easily be arranged. Next week perhaps?  |
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Been a fantasy of mine since I was an apprentice! Reckon I've had 1 or 2 offers over the years but never acted on it, too professional to risk my job, don't shit where you eat! Instead, make a fab account and keep your fingers crossed!  |
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Always done most of my work on sites rather than residential but was told by one of the old hands when I was training how he was caught in the wife while doing a job and chased out of the house. Couldn't get some of his tools or materials back so add in time and that cost him better part of a grand so it's always put me off. |
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"Has anyone ever doing anything with a tradesman they have had working for them? I work alone and it's my biggest turn on "
Well, if any joiners want to build two built on bookcases in our front room they can have as much ass as they want for free, lol |
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Closest I've come was a wife answering the door straight out the shower with a little towel wrapped around her, then got to follower her upstairs and had a lovely view. 100% she did it to tease as I'd confirmed the time I was arriving several times so it was no accident she was just out the shower!! I got my hopes up but Nothing came of it she just showed me the room i was working in and disappeared but I would have definitely fucked her had she given any type of come on. Lovely little brunette housewife |
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"Closest I've come was a wife answering the door straight out the shower with a little towel wrapped around her, then got to follower her upstairs and had a lovely view. 100% she did it to tease as I'd confirmed the time I was arriving several times so it was no accident she was just out the shower!! I got my hopes up but Nothing came of it she just showed me the room i was working in and disappeared but I would have definitely fucked her had she given any type of come on. Lovely little brunette housewife "
Identical to one of my "almost" stories. Although, in mine she only put on a t shirt with no panties and proceeded to give me a nice view for the rest of the visit. I regret not risking it daily. Absolute shitebag. 🫣🤣 |
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By *ypersoonMan 18 weeks ago
WHITCHURCH, Shropshire |
I used to be a postie till leaving a couple of years ago & while I didn't have fun of that nature with any of my customers (frustratingly delivery starts got later over time), did plan a naughty fuck with my then girlfriend as my regular round took in my dad's home over a bank holiday weekend when he was away She roleplayed as the bored housewife to perfection as I pulled some filthy roleplay talk while fucking her  |
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By *FF23Man 18 weeks ago
London |
I’m a tradesman and had a few situations where I thought it was on but was too worried I’d read it wrong. My ex used to pay in kind for work she had done at her flat. That guy was gutted when I rocked up. 😕 |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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I do some home computer repairs and/or training these days. Sadly most of the people I seem to meet nowadays are the older type not into playing.
Of course any fabbers need my services....? |
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"Getting our bathroom done soon, any nice younger plumbers local? "
While I sm not a tradesman, I am more than happy to assist with the site survey. I have a keen tongue for detail. Whether it is teasing sexy curves, playing with the environment, or simply providing an extra pair of hands, I am here to help in any way I can to ensure the survey goes smoothly and deeply. |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Wish I had a trade. I'm a wizz with a spreadsheet but you never see that scenario... "hello miss, I've cum to set up your spreadsheet "As she stands there in a dressing gown  |
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I was an electrician a few years back and the woman I was working for came home from Pilates, told me she was going up for a shower and said I shouldn’t go upstairs because the door would be open… |
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I work in IT and one of the ladies at work was having problems with her home setup, whilst I was cabling everything backup , led on my back under her desk, my shorts were lowered and things went from there , I think it was called payment in kind xx |
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Happened to me Friday. I went to quote her some plastering in her bathroom last week and I had a feeling she was a bit of a one. So I got there wearing my ripped crouch joggers no pants on underneath. I was on my steps and she came up for a chat and a drink. My massive balls were hanging out and she noticed straight away. 2 mins later my cock was out and down her throat. We went to the bedroom and fucked for an hour. I finished the plastering but didn’t get time to go to my next job lol |
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By *FF23Man 11 weeks ago
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"Happened to me Friday. I went to quote her some plastering in her bathroom last week and I had a feeling she was a bit of a one. So I got there wearing my ripped crouch joggers no pants on underneath. I was on my steps and she came up for a chat and a drink. My massive balls were hanging out and she noticed straight away. 2 mins later my cock was out and down her throat. We went to the bedroom and fucked for an hour. I finished the plastering but didn’t get time to go to my next job lol"
I’m a tradesman too. It does blow my mind sometimes how we can get it wrong. The last thing I’d think to wear to work on site in a clients house or anywhere for that matter where I thought I might get to fuck the client, is a pair of tatty crotchless tracksuit bottoms. 😂😂
This is clearly where I’m going wrong.
Is that a thing? Are women actually out there thinking, “ oh look that plasterer is going up that ladder in a pair of tracksuit bottoms that look like he inherited them from his grandad.”Massive bollocks hanging out the crotch, obviously covered in plaster because it goes everywhere.
And they think. “I wanna suck that cock that’s in there even though there is no reason why he is over 40 and still wearing tracksuit bottoms to work. And it can only be his bollocks that have worn the crotch away because plasterers ain’t sliding down a roof. I know, I’m gonna suck it on the ladder then fuck him for an hour even though it’ll hold the job up and fuck the plastering.
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I ain’t having a dig in any way bro, it’s just always the unexpected when it happens and afterwards you’re in a daze thinking what the fuck? How did I manage that. Fair play mate. By yhe sound of it, much bigger balls than me. ✌🏽 |
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By *eesheyMan 11 weeks ago
afan valley |
"We have a slight leak on our boiler, would love to find a fit local tradesman to have a look at it while the Mrs is at home and I’m at work.
Somehow get a conversation going about fab and go from there….."
I’m a horny roofer I am 😏😝 |
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"Happened to me Friday. I went to quote her some plastering in her bathroom last week and I had a feeling she was a bit of a one. So I got there wearing my ripped crouch joggers no pants on underneath. I was on my steps and she came up for a chat and a drink. My massive balls were hanging out and she noticed straight away. 2 mins later my cock was out and down her throat. We went to the bedroom and fucked for an hour. I finished the plastering but didn’t get time to go to my next job lol"
This sounds completely believable. |
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Roleplayed a couple of times, once plumber noticed my stockings under my joggers and took advantage. The other time he was visiting as an electrician and wanted me very suggestive and flirty. Love to try for real |
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