Firstly we’d have a chat about that sock. Once that was out of the way I’d ask him to climb in that bed bedside me. I’m in the mood for lots of kisses.

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan 14 weeks ago

"Drinks

As above has a CEO mug and chief entertainment officer, only makes sense to go for a drink and see what's entertaining.

He uses the universal measurement of the banana for scale, we'd get on fabulously walking around pointing at interesting things"

I now want to point at your sock, and measure it with my universal measurement banana device. I think we'd get on fantastically, pointing.

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By *eckard25Man 14 weeks ago

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"Drinks

As above has a CEO mug and chief entertainment officer, only makes sense to go for a drink and see what's entertaining.

He uses the universal measurement of the banana for scale, we'd get on fabulously walking around pointing at interesting things

I now want to point at your sock, and measure it with my universal measurement banana device. I think we'd get on fantastically, pointing. "

Would the best way to measure the sock be with the banana internal or external to the sock?

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan 14 weeks ago

"Drinks

As above has a CEO mug and chief entertainment officer, only makes sense to go for a drink and see what's entertaining.

He uses the universal measurement of the banana for scale, we'd get on fabulously walking around pointing at interesting things

I now want to point at your sock, and measure it with my universal measurement banana device. I think we'd get on fantastically, pointing.

Would the best way to measure the sock be with the banana internal or external to the sock? "

Specialist use of the "Banana Split" method.

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