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What would you like to do to the person above?- Round 73

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Let's begin where we ended

Over to Falcon72 currently comparing duvet covers

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By *dventuresofLandSCouple 9 weeks ago

Lincoln


"Let's begin where we ended

Over to Falcon72 currently comparing duvet covers "

We'd happily have a beer with you

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By *ozzybear1981Man 9 weeks ago

preston

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By *ozzybear1981Man 9 weeks ago

preston


"Let's begin where we ended

Over to Falcon72 currently comparing duvet covers

We'd happily have a beer with you "

What are my options before I suggest 🤔😈😘

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 9 weeks ago

South Wales

Drinks xx

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By *he go downMan 9 weeks ago

chesire

Drinks that hopefully lead to some naughty fun

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By *utualMan 9 weeks ago

Bawtry


"Drinks xx "

Let's start with a massage and see where it leads

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By *entfootloverMan 9 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"Drinks xx

Let's start with a massage and see where it leads"

Congratulate you on those oxblood Adelaides. Good taste

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By *ustus5555Woman 9 weeks ago

Mansfield


"Drinks xx "

Just see how "average" they are. 🤷

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

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By *eb51Man 9 weeks ago

kings lynn

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By *eb51Man 9 weeks ago

kings lynn

Drinks

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By *ozzybear1981Man 9 weeks ago

preston

Rum 😜

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By *agertoexploreMan 9 weeks ago

Cambridge

Beer

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By *partharmonyCouple 9 weeks ago

Ruislip


"Beer"

Get him to tuck his knob back into his trousers.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Join her in the shower x

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By *ssexmascMan 9 weeks ago

essex

Serve them however they wanted

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By *r lotharioMan 9 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

he can't afford decently sized undercrackers, so nothing lol

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By *avexxMan 9 weeks ago

cheshire

would be a pint

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By *ozzybear1981Man 9 weeks ago

preston

Rum time surely 😜

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By *eardedguy83Man 9 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Buy them a pint

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By *umplayerMan 9 weeks ago

Chester

Pint

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Fucking hell, is this fab or an AA meeting

So much alcohol 🤣🤣

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 9 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Fucking hell, is this fab or an AA meeting

So much alcohol 🤣🤣"

Nothing 😅

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By *eb51Man 9 weeks ago

kings lynn

Ok if you cannot beat them, join them.

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By *pacecowboy99Man 9 weeks ago

Near You

Darts?

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By *r lotharioMan 9 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

play him some jamiroquai

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Charge him for minion plagiarism

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Buy him some pants 🤣

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By *partharmonyCouple 9 weeks ago

Ruislip

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By *partharmonyCouple 9 weeks ago

Ruislip


"Buy him some pants 🤣"

Naked jacuzzi.

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By *avidberksMan 9 weeks ago

Wokingham


"Buy him some pants 🤣

Naked jacuzzi. "

Discuss Uganda

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By *infullyObedientWoman 9 weeks ago

Woodley

Thank them for always fabbing my pics

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By *phrodites AlchemistMan 9 weeks ago

Near you


"Thank them for always fabbing my pics "

Tell her to sin

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By *oyuer4Man 9 weeks ago

nearby visiting

Watch him as he wants himself to completion

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By *leasureseekerseastCouple 9 weeks ago

uk

Let him watch me get railed

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By *agertoexploreMan 9 weeks ago

Cambridge


"Let him watch me get railed "

Watch you get railed

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 9 weeks ago

La La Land

Find out just how eager he really is to explore 🧐

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By *onny17Man 9 weeks ago

city


"Find out just how eager he really is to explore 🧐"

Be her photgrapher and tease her into playing while showing pics x

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Find out just how eager he really is to explore 🧐"

Anyone with a brain isn't going to refuse 😉😉

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By *ssexmascMan 9 weeks ago

essex

Beers

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Buy him some pants 🤣

Naked jacuzzi. "

I'm in !

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Buy him some pants 🤣

Naked jacuzzi.

I'm in ! "

Me too!

Can I tempt you with a glass of vino? 🍷

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Fuck

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Buy him some pants 🤣

Naked jacuzzi.

I'm in !

Me too!

Can I tempt you with a glass of vino? 🍷 "

Why thanks gorgeous

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS 9 weeks ago

Sexville


"Buy him some pants 🤣

Naked jacuzzi.

I'm in !

Me too!

Can I tempt you with a glass of vino? 🍷 "

Finish a bottle of wine and dance like idiots x

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Buy him some pants 🤣

Naked jacuzzi.

I'm in !

Me too!

Can I tempt you with a glass of vino? 🍷

Why thanks gorgeous "

I'll pick Daizy up for you

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By *ndisMan 9 weeks ago

Liverpool

Would.have to be just chess! As straight so chess it is.

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By *fffunCouple 9 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Control him

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By *ondon2023Man 9 weeks ago

London

Beer

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"Control him"

Skinny dipping

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By *fffunCouple 9 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥

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By *ake-it-passionateMan 9 weeks ago

liverpool


"Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥 "

Receive one of her epic blowjobs! We’ve all seen them on cam and fantasised about it!

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By *ondon2023Man 9 weeks ago

London

Lick her

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By *rastarMan 9 weeks ago

london


"Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥

Receive one of her epic blowjobs! We’ve all seen them on cam and fantasised about it!"

I will wait on the queue

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By *azza1234Man 9 weeks ago

welshpool

Go for a pint.

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By *ondon2023Man 9 weeks ago

London

Go fishing

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Go for a pint

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By *ondon2023Man 9 weeks ago

London

Have a drink

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By *fffunCouple 9 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥

Receive one of her epic blowjobs! We’ve all seen them on cam and fantasised about it!

I will wait on the queue"

Hahaha please form an orderly line...

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By *ondon2023Man 9 weeks ago

London

Lick her bum hole

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By *rastarMan 9 weeks ago

london


"Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥

Receive one of her epic blowjobs! We’ve all seen them on cam and fantasised about it!

I will wait on the queue

Hahaha please form an orderly line... "

Dont worry I am very patient

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By *agertoexploreMan 9 weeks ago

Cambridge


"Find out just how eager he really is to explore 🧐"

Is that an offer?

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥

Receive one of her epic blowjobs! We’ve all seen them on cam and fantasised about it!

I will wait on the queue

Hahaha please form an orderly line...

Dont worry I am very patient "

You'll need to be, a couple firstly...😞😞

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By *rastarMan 9 weeks ago

london


"Wow those eyes n that body..... Throw me about 🔥

Receive one of her epic blowjobs! We’ve all seen them on cam and fantasised about it!

I will wait on the queue

Hahaha please form an orderly line...

Dont worry I am very patient

You'll need to be, a couple firstly...😞😞"

Even by myself I am too much sometimes hahah

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By *fffunCouple 9 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

There's reality n fantasy.... In my fantasy of course I would.... Couple or not....

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By *rastarMan 9 weeks ago

london


"There's reality n fantasy.... In my fantasy of course I would.... Couple or not.... "

How long is the queue in you head

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By *ozzybear1981Man 9 weeks ago

preston


"There's reality n fantasy.... In my fantasy of course I would.... Couple or not.... "

Try my luck because holy crap 🥵🥵

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By *ondon2023Man 9 weeks ago

London

Take her out on a date

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 9 weeks ago

La La Land

Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Oiled slow lingering all over happy ending massage

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By *ondon2023Man 9 weeks ago

London

Lick her bum hole

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By *ozzybear1981Man 9 weeks ago

preston


"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃"

Put over my knee 😉

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By *ir tootMan 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Put over my knee 😉"

Take em out for a pint!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Put over my knee 😉"

Have a bowl of cocoa pops with

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 9 weeks ago

La La Land


"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Put over my knee 😉

Have a bowl of cocoa pops with"

Have a nibble on her nipple

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By *ir tootMan 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Put over my knee 😉

Have a bowl of cocoa pops with

Have a nibble on her nipple "

Take then out for a lint, and dinner. 😁

Noodles? Noodles.

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Put over my knee 😉

Have a bowl of cocoa pops with

Have a nibble on her nipple "

Continue massage till she has light bulb moment 😉😉

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Put over my knee 😉

Have a bowl of cocoa pops with

Have a nibble on her nipple

Take then out for a lint, and dinner. 😁

Noodles? Noodles."

Go to a live music gig with

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 9 weeks ago

La La Land

Take the three guys above to a hoe down 🤠🤠🤠

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Take the three guys above to a hoe down 🤠🤠🤠"

Ask if she’s the bucking bronco 🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Take the three guys above to a hoe down 🤠🤠🤠"

More like a hose down?? 🤣🤣🤣

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By *mithy321123Man 9 weeks ago

york

Steal his socks

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Steal his socks "

Angle grind his balcony ...give me my fookin socks back

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By *mithy321123Man 9 weeks ago

york

My socks now

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 9 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"My socks now "

Buy him his very own new socks

Donna x

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By *aramel.desiresMan 9 weeks ago

Laleham


"My socks now

Buy him his very own new socks

Donna x"

Snuggle and cuddle and if it led to more Imit would be amazing.

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By *ir tootMan 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"My socks now

Buy him his very own new socks

Donna x

Snuggle and cuddle and if it led to more Imit would be amazing. "

Pint and we are grabbing lunch!

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By *armite 500Man 9 weeks ago

Darlington


"My socks now

Buy him his very own new socks

Donna x

Snuggle and cuddle and if it led to more Imit would be amazing. Pint and we are grabbing lunch!"

Pint

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 9 weeks ago

scunthorpe

Fuck all day long!

Donna x

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By *aramel.desiresMan 9 weeks ago

Laleham


"Fuck all day long!

Donna x"

Be lunch for Sir toot and myself.

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By *ir tootMan 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Fuck all day long!

Donna x"

I'd be down for cuddles, cuddles are good!

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By *infullyObedientWoman 9 weeks ago

Woodley

Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 9 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"Fuck all day long!

Donna x

I'd be down for cuddles, cuddles are good!"

I’d definitely reciprocate those cuddles

Donna x

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By *ir tootMan 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

To the two above cuddles and rum.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"To the two above cuddles and rum. "

Rum

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 9 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too "

Sorry, posted at the same time.

Cuddles and rum….happy days x

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too "

Rum and cuddles? I’ll be right over

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By *ir tootMan 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too

Rum and cuddles? I’ll be right over "

Cuddle party? Cuddle party.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too

Rum and cuddles? I’ll be right over

Cuddle party? Cuddle party."

Brings the blankets

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By *ewtothis345Man 9 weeks ago

ayr


"Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too

Rum and cuddles? I’ll be right over

Cuddle party? Cuddle party.

Brings the blankets"

Remove the blankets and your clothes..

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By *omingo77Man 9 weeks ago

chorley


"Join in on the cuddles, love a good cuddle, and bringing rum too

Rum and cuddles? I’ll be right over

Cuddle party? Cuddle party.

Brings the blankets"

help him

Satisfy her every need

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By *ustjim123Man 9 weeks ago

bedworth

Beers

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By *ir tootMan 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Beers"

A pint and some snacks!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!"

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

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By *ir tootMan 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣"

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

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By *ozzybear1981Man 9 weeks ago

preston

I’ll buy the drinks 😜

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead."

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

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By *hickthighs25Woman 9 weeks ago

Stockton


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk "

Cross the road

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road "

Teach manners

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By *ir tootMan 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners "

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search. "

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 9 weeks ago

Stockton


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣"

Tell him how clever he is

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By *ewtothis345Man 9 weeks ago

ayr


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is"

Make her swallow my 'baton'

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is"

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

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By *hickthighs25Woman 9 weeks ago

Stockton


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

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By *quirrel!Man 9 weeks ago

L


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘"

Anything that the lady requires! x

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By *hickthighs25Woman 9 weeks ago

Stockton


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Anything that the lady requires! x"

Stroke his beard x

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘"

Kiss and make up 🖤

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Kiss and make up 🖤"

Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣

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By *quirrel!Man 9 weeks ago

L


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Anything that the lady requires! x

Stroke his beard x"

😍

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By *hickthighs25Woman 9 weeks ago

Stockton


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Anything that the lady requires! x

Stroke his beard x

😍"

Then lick him head to toe hehe 🙊

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By *ewtothis345Man 9 weeks ago

ayr


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Anything that the lady requires! x

Stroke his beard x

😍

Then lick him head to toe hehe 🙊"

Strip her, tease her, fuck her and repeat

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Kiss and make up 🖤

Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣"

Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Kiss and make up 🖤

Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣

Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all"

Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣

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By *ondiego85Man 9 weeks ago

nottingham


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Kiss and make up 🖤

Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣

Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all

Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣"

Go socks shopping

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Kiss and make up 🖤

Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣

Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all

Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣

Go socks shopping "

Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣

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By *ondiego85Man 9 weeks ago

nottingham


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Kiss and make up 🖤

Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣

Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all

Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣

Go socks shopping

Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣"

Never met her. I was adopted.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 9 weeks ago

Stockton


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Kiss and make up 🖤

Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣

Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all

Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣

Go socks shopping

Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣

Never met her. I was adopted."

Ask him what washing liquid he uses for them tighty whiteys

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Kiss and make up 🖤

Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣

Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all

Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣

Go socks shopping

Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣

Never met her. I was adopted."

Send a free DNA test

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By *hortieWoman 9 weeks ago

Northampton

Fuck

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Fuck"

Your not the first to say that about D.O tonight.... shockingly 🤣🤣

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By *ondiego85Man 9 weeks ago

nottingham


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Kiss and make up 🖤

Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣

Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all

Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣

Go socks shopping

Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣

Never met her. I was adopted.

Send a free DNA test"

Or a broom right up your arse.

As long as it gets out of the mouth, even if it’s not a pike it still counts as impalement

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Kiss and make up 🖤

Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣

Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all

Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣

Go socks shopping

Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣

Never met her. I was adopted.

Send a free DNA test

Or a broom right up your arse.

As long as it gets out of the mouth, even if it’s not a pike it still counts as impalement "

Rename ‘Vlad’

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Kiss and make up 🖤

Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣

Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all

Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣

Go socks shopping

Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣

Never met her. I was adopted.

Send a free DNA test

Or a broom right up your arse.

As long as it gets out of the mouth, even if it’s not a pike it still counts as impalement

Rename ‘Vlad’ "

All the ladies will be singing "and I'm feeling vlad all over...yes I am, Vlad all over...cause your miiiiiiine" 🤣🤣

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By *ondiego85Man 9 weeks ago

nottingham


"Beers

A pint and some snacks!

Chaperone to a social event so he doesn’t feel nervous and can hold someone’s hand 🤣

Nervous no more my guy

Chaperone you instead.

Skip hand in hand down the road… then get d*unk

Cross the road

Teach manners

Stop em both for crossing the road intoxicated, then take em back to the police station for a search.

Reveal I know how to break out of jail 😎🤣

Tell him how clever he is

Remind that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Remind that its better to have low level than none at all 😘

Kiss and make up 🖤

Twat him with soggy end of wet fish for being on Daizy's list 🤣🤣

Thank for waking me up from the confusion of it all

Suggest you go check shoes you wore today..and see if it's got lucky dogshit on sole 🤣🤣

Go socks shopping

Can we get ones with your mum's face on them 🤣🤣

Never met her. I was adopted.

Send a free DNA test

Or a broom right up your arse.

As long as it gets out of the mouth, even if it’s not a pike it still counts as impalement

Rename ‘Vlad’

All the ladies will be singing "and I'm feeling vlad all over...yes I am, Vlad all over...cause your miiiiiiine" 🤣🤣"

Rip his lungs off.

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By *r lotharioMan 9 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i can't read all that crap- so nothing lol

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By *agicmarlMan 9 weeks ago

leyland

Nothing as straight

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By *eeds fun guyMan 9 weeks ago

yorkshire

Wank his big fat cock until he came

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By *imiTheSweetMan 9 weeks ago

Halesowen

Walk over you and say "Dillon you son of a Bitch!" And expect you to know what to do next!

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By *r lotharioMan 9 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

nothing, he has a dutch thing going on

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By *horshammer132Man 9 weeks ago

Stockport

Give him some underwear advice

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By *hickthighs25Woman 9 weeks ago

Stockton


"Give him some underwear advice "

Check his cool bike out 👀

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 9 weeks ago

Home


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀"

take her out for a drink first

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first "

Debate the correct spelling of Whisky

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 9 weeks ago

Home


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first

Debate the correct spelling of Whisky"

I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Guinness it is then....or a micro brewery

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first

Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider "

Invite over to the West Country for proper

Cider

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first

Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider

Invite over to the West Country for proper

Cider

"

Disgusting stuff!!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first

Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider

Invite over to the West Country for proper

Cider

Disgusting stuff!! "

All the more for us

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first

Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider

Invite over to the West Country for proper

Cider

Disgusting stuff!!

All the more for us "

You can keep it too 🤣🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first

Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider

Invite over to the West Country for proper

Cider

Disgusting stuff!!

All the more for us

You can keep it too 🤣🤣"

Each to their own

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 9 weeks ago

Home


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first

Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider

Invite over to the West Country for proper

Cider

Disgusting stuff!!

All the more for us

You can keep it too 🤣🤣"

cronins cider brewed in Co Kerry

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first

Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider

Invite over to the West Country for proper

Cider

Disgusting stuff!!

All the more for us

You can keep it too 🤣🤣cronins cider brewed in Co Kerry "

Get a flight to Ireland

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By *urves and HeelsWoman 9 weeks ago

Dumbarton


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first

Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider

Get on my knees

Invite over to the West Country for proper

Cider

Disgusting stuff!!

All the more for us

You can keep it too 🤣🤣cronins cider brewed in Co Kerry

Get a flight to Ireland "

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first

Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider

Get on my knees

Invite over to the West Country for proper

Cider

Disgusting stuff!!

All the more for us

You can keep it too 🤣🤣cronins cider brewed in Co Kerry

Get a flight to Ireland "

I had to work out what youd added to this 🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Give him some underwear advice

Check his cool bike out 👀 take her out for a drink first

Debate the correct spelling of Whisky I drink Guinness and if it's hot pint bottles of cider

Get on my knees

Invite over to the West Country for proper

Cider

Disgusting stuff!!

All the more for us

You can keep it too 🤣🤣cronins cider brewed in Co Kerry

Get a flight to Ireland "

Unzip

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 9 weeks ago

La La Land

Use his penis to unclog my sink

(Not an innuendo)

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By *exywoman77Couple 9 weeks ago

Barnsley

Lick her to orgasm

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By *rastarMan 9 weeks ago

london


"Lick her to orgasm "

Same

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By *ightnow500Man 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Lick her to orgasm "

Slowly rub my fingers down ur pussy

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By *armite 500Man 9 weeks ago

Darlington


"Lick her to orgasm

Slowly rub my fingers down ur pussy"

Coffee

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By *att71Man 9 weeks ago

RWB


"Lick her to orgasm

Slowly rub my fingers down ur pussy

Coffee "

Pinch his coffee

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By *ingQueen JCouple 9 weeks ago

Boston

Drink the coffee

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By *ssexmascMan 9 weeks ago

essex

Worship them

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By *ardforu22Man 9 weeks ago

sunderland

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By *ardforu22Man 9 weeks ago

sunderland


"Drink the coffee "

Love to slip my cock in that beautiful ass x

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By *ingQueen JCouple 9 weeks ago

Boston

Let people worship us

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By *ssexmascMan 9 weeks ago

essex


"Let people worship us"

Sounds like heaven

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By *heelerMan 9 weeks ago

Northants


"Let people worship us"

Check out her wearing her underwear and helping her keep changing them

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By *ingQueen JCouple 9 weeks ago

Boston

U will be there for ever hubby buys me lots to wear

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By *ardforu22Man 9 weeks ago

sunderland


"U will be there for ever hubby buys me lots to wear "
love to help you change them

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By *ingQueen JCouple 9 weeks ago

Boston

Love to shower in them

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By *he MinionMan 9 weeks ago

.


"Love to shower in them "

Join them in PDI for lots of sun soaked fun

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS 9 weeks ago

BoxHill

Introduce hubby to the joys of bi MMF

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By *heelerMan 9 weeks ago

Northants


"U will be there for ever hubby buys me lots to wear "
I won't mind always find time for a lovely lady.

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