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List the statuses that give you the ick,
Mine:
1. "My support pass has run out. Anyone want to send me a code?" - someone with a paper round could afford it. Don't be so tight!
2. "I'm back!! Miss me?!" - No. No I didn't. Yes, really.
3. Grammar, spelling and punctuation of an 8 year old. - Do better, please.
4. Trout pouts. I genuinely don't know what that expression is. And It just looks weird.
5. Profiles that read like you're interviewing for a job at Mi5. What do want, family/previous employer references?? It's supposed to be fun here, right?! |
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A couple of others:
Facebook-esque profile statuses. Lively as I'm sure it is, I honestly don't care what you're having for dinner.
Song lyrics that have absolutely no context here. You're clearly d*unk and dancing around your kitchen...alone. |
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"My balls need emptying or who wants my load type ones 🤢.
Any that mention snow or similar.
Ones who constantly moan about how nobody meets so they're leaving fab, but never do. "
Oh I love those.. “I’m leaving” “this site is crap” etc etc then posting a day later.. 😂😂 |
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"List the statuses that give you the ick,
Mine:
1. "My support pass has run out. Anyone want to send me a code?" - someone with a paper round could afford it. Don't be so tight!
2. "I'm back!! Miss me?!" - No. No I didn't. Yes, really.
3. Grammar, spelling and punctuation of an 8 year old. - Do better, please.
4. Trout pouts. I genuinely don't know what that expression is. And It just looks weird.
5. Profiles that read like you're interviewing for a job at Mi5. What do want, family/previous employer references?? It's supposed to be fun here, right?!"
The irony of bullet 5 is not lost |
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"‘Need my balls drained’
‘wouldn’t mind a nice pussy to lick’
Or variations of those.
Comes over like an incel living with his mum. "
Ball draining sounds a bit like a medical procedure to address a hydrocele. Images of an 8 inch needle and syringe.. Which might actuary be just the thing they need.? |
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By *lowupdollTV/TS 9 weeks ago
Herts/Beds/Leeds/London |
"‘Need my balls drained’
‘wouldn’t mind a nice pussy to lick’
Or variations of those.
Comes over like an incel living with his mum.
Ball draining sounds a bit like a medical procedure to address a hydrocele. Images of an 8 inch needle and syringe.. Which might actuary be just the thing they need.? "
If anyone actually did offer to drain their balls I doubt they’d leave the Xbox anyway. |
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Profiles with pre answered questions.
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Guys don't ask me how I am. I'm fine. Dont ask me how my day has been. It's been great. Get creative"
I will get creative after i've used basic manners to enquire about your wellbeing because im nice, you knobhead.
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By *olo180Man 9 weeks ago
Greater London |
"Profiles with pre answered questions.
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Guys don't ask me how I am. I'm fine. Dont ask me how my day has been. It's been great. Get creative"
I will get creative after i've used basic manners to enquire about your wellbeing because im nice, you knobhead.
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Yes!! |
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By *lowupdollTV/TS 9 weeks ago
Herts/Beds/Leeds/London |
"Profiles with pre answered questions.
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Guys don't ask me how I am. I'm fine. Dont ask me how my day has been. It's been great. Get creative"
I will get creative after i've used basic manners to enquire about your wellbeing because im nice, you knobhead.
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Tbh the don’t ask me how I am status is just arrogant. |
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"My balls need emptying or who wants my load type ones 🤢.
Any that mention snow or similar.
Ones who constantly moan about how nobody meets so they're leaving fab, but never do.
Oh I love those.. “I’m leaving” “this site is crap” etc etc then posting a day later.. 😂😂"
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