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"Version 33.568 Currently Sinfullyobedient is tired Methinks it's a bit more than that 😉😉 Any winner this time gets a Maccie D happy meal" Your a thief! 🤣 | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝" I’m concerned you’d make me finish too quickly ![]() | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝" You won’t travel | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝 You won’t travel " Neither will you | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝 You won’t travel Neither will you " No, but I will be next weekend 😉😉 | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝 You won’t travel Neither will you No, but I will be next weekend 😉😉" Hes going somewhere next weekend which is the only time im free | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝 You won’t travel Neither will you No, but I will be next weekend 😉😉 Hes going somewhere next weekend which is the only time im free" But you're a flight away | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝 You won’t travel Neither will you No, but I will be next weekend 😉😉 Hes going somewhere next weekend which is the only time im free" Oh FFS!!! 😭😭😭 | |||
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"I slipped fell on a dildo, double ejaculated by accident and am having a beer to recover ![]() Hes had a very busy day without me adding to it | |||
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"I slipped fell on a dildo, double ejaculated by accident and am having a beer to recover ![]() I'm washing my hair | |||
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"I slipped fell on a dildo, double ejaculated by accident and am having a beer to recover ![]() I have to return some videotapes | |||
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"I slipped fell on a dildo, double ejaculated by accident and am having a beer to recover ![]() It’s been a long day I’m tired | |||
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"I slipped fell on a dildo, double ejaculated by accident and am having a beer to recover ![]() I wouldnt want to tire you more | |||
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"I’d be covered in sparkles! ![]() There is something to be said about a good chest but my cock wouldn't look good on it. | |||
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"I’d be covered in sparkles! ![]() I'm washing my hair | |||
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"I’d be covered in sparkles! ![]() Ladies who look sexy in white boots just aren't my thing ![]() | |||
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"There’s only one boss and that will be me x" We’d have to spell it fcuk instead | |||
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"There’s only one boss and that will be me x We’d have to spell it fcuk instead" But only if u can leave your tight white top on.... ![]() | |||
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"There is no reason why I wouldn't ![]() You don't play with girls | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝 You won’t travel Neither will you No, but I will be next weekend 😉😉 Hes going somewhere next weekend which is the only time im free" I'd step in and fuck you next weekend but I'm not sure your old enough to handle me. LOL | |||
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"There is no reason why I wouldn't ![]() I would but I don't think you could really accommodate me. ![]() | |||
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"There is no reason why I wouldn't ![]() You don’t accommodate. Happy to accommodate you though | |||
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"There is no reason why I wouldn't ![]() Your accomodating someone | |||
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"There is no reason why I wouldn't ![]() I'd cum quick and need another fuck ![]() | |||
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"There is no reason why I wouldn't ![]() I havent said I only have space to accommodate only 1 person ![]() | |||
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"There is no reason why I wouldn't ![]() ![]() Im too greedy to share | |||
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"There is no reason why I wouldn't ![]() ![]() I like your way of thinking | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝" You are not allowed to | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝 You are not allowed to" Busy washing my hair | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝 You are not allowed to Busy washing my hair " Hes busy washing his hair ... sob sob | |||
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"Im not allowed to 😝 You are not allowed to Busy washing my hair Hes busy washing his hair ... sob sob" Your a tit 🤣 | |||
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"I don't like marmite. ![]() But I'm busy drying my hair | |||
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"I don't like marmite. ![]() The pineapple top isn't nice, but the rest is | |||
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"I don't like marmite. ![]() I'm too short and fat | |||
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"I don't like marmite. ![]() I prefer tall men | |||
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"I'd scare you " Im frightened | |||
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"I'd scare you Im frightened " You’d say no ![]() | |||
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"I'd scare you Im frightened " I’ve gotta battle through the 5,000 ‘wanna fuck? Messages you get | |||
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"I'd scare you Im frightened I’ve gotta battle through the 5,000 ‘wanna fuck? Messages you get " Ive gotta answer them all saying ... not today first | |||
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"I'd scare you Im frightened I’ve gotta battle through the 5,000 ‘wanna fuck? Messages you get Ive gotta answer them all saying ... not today first" see told you,all scared boo | |||
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"I dont scare easily so youd be disappointed " Im off to my bed, im.tired | |||
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"I dont scare easily so youd be disappointed " is that a challenge | |||
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"I dont scare easily so youd be disappointed Im off to my bed, im.tired" God dam it I wont bother then | |||
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"I dont scare easily so youd be disappointed Im off to my bed, im.tired God dam it I wont bother then " i mite need a wheelchair after..x | |||
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"I dont scare easily so youd be disappointed Im off to my bed, im.tired God dam it I wont bother then " You dont want to | |||
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"Id fuck you but, you won't let me ![]() Im still frightened | |||
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"Id fuck you but, you won't let me ![]() I'm suicidal, but thick thighs save lives | |||
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"Id fuck you but, you won't let me ![]() so is that a no lol | |||
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"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you ![]() You're fuxking her | |||
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"My thighs are skinny " I cant | |||
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"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you ![]() As long as her is you ![]() | |||
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"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you ![]() ![]() You bailed me in 0.1 seconds im hurt | |||
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"Id fuck you but, you have to say yes first " I would but youd change your mind in 2 seconds and i cant take the heartbreak | |||
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"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you ![]() ![]() I didnt realise it was for the person above, you can join in if she lets you ![]() | |||
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"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you ![]() ![]() ![]() You keep changing your mind | |||
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"Id fuck you but, you have to say yes first I would but youd change your mind in 2 seconds and i cant take the heartbreak " sorry that's my premature ejac again seeing you ![]() | |||
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"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you ![]() ![]() ![]() I abstain from sinning | |||
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"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you ![]() ![]() ![]() Your too busy massaging me | |||
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"Id fuck you but.... actually Id just fuck you ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm too old for a sexy young lady | |||
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"I'm having a shower with swarfega" You say too many words that are hard to pronounce | |||
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"I'm having a shower with swarfega You say too many words that are hard to pronounce " I've got to be up early in the morning | |||
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"I'm having a shower with swarfega You say too many words that are hard to pronounce " but you abandoned me | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣" ooooo look at you with the big words lol | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol " He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣 | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol " I invent them just for fab 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣" Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣" me never | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣 Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs " You'd die happy tho 😜😜 | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣 Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs " I thought you were going to bed 🤦🏻♂️ | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣 Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs " I’d be too envious of those pins 😍 | |||
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"I’m in why not " In what? The shit? 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣 Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs I thought you were going to bed 🤦🏻♂️" Im a tit 🤷♀️🤣 | |||
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"I’m in why not In what? The shit? 🤣🤣🤣" give him a big word | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣 Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs I thought you were going to bed 🤦🏻♂️ Im a tit 🤷♀️🤣" she's frightened to go to bed | |||
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"I’m in why not In what? The shit? 🤣🤣🤣give him a big word " I'm not overly tempted quite frankly 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣 Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs I thought you were going to bed 🤦🏻♂️ Im a tit 🤷♀️🤣 she's frightened to go to bed " She's waiting for me to warm bed up for her 😜😜 | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣 Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs I thought you were going to bed 🤦🏻♂️ Im a tit 🤷♀️🤣 she's frightened to go to bed She's waiting for me to warm bed up for her 😜😜" Damn ive had the electric blanket on | |||
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"Tiddilywiddilywingwong 🤣🤣🤣 ooooo look at you with the big words lol He encourages that silly sod above him 🤣 Im worried I might get squashed in those thighs I thought you were going to bed 🤦🏻♂️ Im a tit 🤷♀️🤣 she's frightened to go to bed She's waiting for me to warm bed up for her 😜😜 Damn ive had the electric blanket on " oh no that's what happend when you get the chills | |||
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"I cupped a fart and put it under her pillow 🤣🤣" Your a sick sick man | |||
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"I cupped a fart and put it under her pillow 🤣🤣 Your a sick sick man" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I cupped a fart and put it under her pillow 🤣🤣 Your a sick sick man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" You're too busy catching farts | |||
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"But I don't know whether to start at the front or the back ![]() Hes too busy deciding | |||
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"But I don't know whether to start at the front or the back ![]() I'm not..here chickie chickie 😜😜 | |||
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"But I don't know whether to start at the front or the back ![]() Therapy is expensive ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't dare expect you to pay for my therapy 😜😜" You are not paying mine either | |||
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"I wouldn't dare expect you to pay for my therapy 😜😜 You are not paying mine either " I wouldn't know when to stop | |||
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"Group rates are cheaper " He likes groups | |||
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"Group rates are cheaper He likes groups " Says the spice girl fan 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Group rates are cheaper He likes groups Says the spice girl fan 🤣🤣" Dont bring the trauma up again please | |||
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"Group rates are cheaper He likes groups Says the spice girl fan 🤣🤣 Dont bring the trauma up again please" Tell me what you want what you really really want...... | |||
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"Group rates are cheaper He likes groups Says the spice girl fan 🤣🤣 Dont bring the trauma up again please Tell me what you want what you really really want......" You to stop | |||
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"Group rates are cheaper He likes groups Says the spice girl fan 🤣🤣 Dont bring the trauma up again please Tell me what you want what you really really want...... You to stop " I was being all romantic singing to you too 😭😭 | |||
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"I’m lost " "Alexa" "can you give him directions to whereever he's trying to get to" | |||
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"I’m lost "Alexa" "can you give him directions to whereever he's trying to get to"" I can't play twister as I've got a bad hip | |||
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"I’m lost "Alexa" "can you give him directions to whereever he's trying to get to" I can't play twister as I've got a bad hip" I’m tangled in your long legs.. | |||
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"I’m lost "Alexa" "can you give him directions to whereever he's trying to get to" I can't play twister as I've got a bad hip I’m tangled in your long legs.. " The towels stuck | |||
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"I’m lost "Alexa" "can you give him directions to whereever he's trying to get to" I can't play twister as I've got a bad hip" I am hearing thudding around Next door, as if they have a peg leg. | |||
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"I'd cum too quick in you" So as people are on the same page, I am completely honest from the outset. I am vegan and tell people I am vegan, repeatedly. | |||
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"I'd cum too quick in you" Its didn't last long last time so not bothering again | |||
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"It would be until the next morning 😏" I’m just not that kinda guy. | |||
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"It would be until the next morning 😏 I’m just not that kinda guy. " I am kind, just not that kind. ![]() | |||
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"It would be until the next morning 😏 I’m just not that kinda guy. I am kind, just not that kind. ![]() Hes not that kind | |||
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"It would be until the next morning 😏 I’m just not that kinda guy. I am kind, just not that kind. ![]() The dog needs walking. | |||
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"It would be until the next morning 😏 I’m just not that kinda guy. I am kind, just not that kind. ![]() Queuing is not my forte | |||
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"It would be until the next morning 😏 I’m just not that kinda guy. I am kind, just not that kind. ![]() Hes a quitter | |||
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"We both straight " I'm caged up and can only use my mouth and tongue | |||
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"We both straight I'm caged up and can only use my mouth and tongue" Hes caged up | |||
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"We both straight I'm caged up and can only use my mouth and tongue Hes caged up " The dog needs walking | |||
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"We both straight I'm caged up and can only use my mouth and tongue Hes caged up The dog needs walking " His dogs selfish | |||
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"We both straight I'm caged up and can only use my mouth and tongue Hes caged up The dog needs walking His dogs selfish " my cat doesn't like the dog | |||
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"We both straight I'm caged up and can only use my mouth and tongue Hes caged up The dog needs walking His dogs selfish my cat doesn't like the dog " I appear to be the dog here | |||
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"Id be too busy trying the lingerie on ![]() You left pubes in the sink | |||
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"Id be too busy trying the lingerie on ![]() You complained about pubes in your sink | |||
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"You wouldn't like my feet" I’m sure we could test that theory lol | |||
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"I'm looking after a gorilla😎😎😎😎😎" I couldnt handle a gorilla | |||
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"I'm looking after a gorilla😎😎😎😎😎 I couldnt handle a gorilla " But nothing 😍🥵 xxx | |||
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"Too busy eating a lolly" I won’t like your feet apparently | |||
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"I hate golf " Your too fit for me | |||
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"I hate golf Your too fit for me " Im not your type ![]() | |||
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"I hate golf " Can't be, I run like phoebe from friends | |||
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"But I've got some ikea furniture to assemble " I don't do flat pack | |||
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"Ur butt looks better that mine ![]() I’m just the other side of London. | |||
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"Ur butt looks better that mine ![]() You would definitely turn me down | |||
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"Ur butt looks better that mine ![]() Lol double posted after yours... I have never had cock | |||
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"Ur butt looks better that mine ![]() Your off your rocker | |||
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"Ur butt looks better that mine ![]() Can’t have you limping 200 miles home | |||
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"Ur butt looks better that mine ![]() Cant handle that long plank | |||
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