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What would you like to do to the user above? Round 91

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

And so we roll on

No pies involved, just clean healthy fun

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By *o_boxersMan 1 week ago

solihull

Mutual wank

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By *emptme1993Man 1 week ago

manchester

I’d like to join

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By *8warrenMan 1 week ago

.

Slid his boxers down

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Dress him as a police man and send him to a hen do in Amsterdam

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By *tirlingbenMan 1 week ago

stirling

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 1 week ago

scunthorpe


"Slid his boxers down"

Get to grips with that cock!

Donna x

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By *o_boxersMan 1 week ago

solihull

Bend Donna over x

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By *tirlingbenMan 1 week ago

stirling


"Slid his boxers down"
feel him slide into me

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 1 week ago

scunthorpe


"Bend Donna over x"

Bend over willingly

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By *fffunCouple 1 week ago

Somewhere just outside London

Cocktails by the pool

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By *urves and HeelsWoman 1 week ago

Dumbarton

Go on a night out with them

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By *ikerdevil2025Man 1 week ago

Surrey


"Go on a night out with them "

Breast massage

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By *_n_HCouple 1 week ago

donegal


"Go on a night out with them "

Taste that beautiful pussy babez ruby here x

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By *attooboy100Man 1 week ago

Dudley

Slowly roll those fishnets down 🥵

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By *urves and HeelsWoman 1 week ago

Dumbarton


"Go on a night out with them

Taste that beautiful pussy babez ruby here x "

Feel free!!

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By *otgent_xMan 1 week ago

west midlands


"Go on a night out with them

Taste that beautiful pussy babez ruby here x

Feel free!!"

Get between her legs!

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By *ewtothis345Man 1 week ago

ayr

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By *fffunCouple 1 week ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Go on a night out with them

Taste that beautiful pussy babez ruby here x

Feel free!!

Get between her legs! "

Oil him up

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By *ewtothis345Man 1 week ago

ayr


"Go on a night out with them

Taste that beautiful pussy babez ruby here x

Feel free!!"

Play with those perfect tits before teasing her pussy with my cock

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Top his bathwater up

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By *_n_HCouple 1 week ago

donegal


"Go on a night out with them

Taste that beautiful pussy babez ruby here x

Feel free!!

Play with those perfect tits before teasing her pussy with my cock"

Kick him out and play with the girls lol sorry not sorry

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

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By *_n_HCouple 1 week ago

donegal


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only""

lol great reply

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By *aura-pTV/TS 1 week ago

dorset


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply "

Fulfil my fantasy x

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x "

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 1 week ago

the moon


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣"

Park my bike 🚲

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣

Park my bike 🚲 "

I charge £15 an hour 🤣🤣

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By *aizyWoman 1 week ago

west midlands


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣

Park my bike 🚲 "

Take him for a ride. His bike, take his bike for a ride, then ride him!

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 1 week ago

the moon


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣

Park my bike 🚲

Take him for a ride. His bike, take his bike for a ride, then ride him! "

Then ride her 😈

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By *urves and HeelsWoman 1 week ago

Dumbarton

I’d love to go clothes shopping with her

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By *ike_looking_forMan 1 week ago

Cumbria


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣

Park my bike 🚲

Take him for a ride. His bike, take his bike for a ride, then ride him! "

Help with that jumper

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣

Park my bike 🚲

Take him for a ride. His bike, take his bike for a ride, then ride him!

Then ride her 😈"

I'm still charging £15 an hour

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 1 week ago

Hatfield

Gentle nudge him out of the way to get to Curves and mischief

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By *fffunCouple 1 week ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Gentle nudge him out of the way to get to Curves and mischief"

Help him with getting st8mre out the way

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By *he Gentleman 84Man 1 week ago

North East

Get rid of that Liverpool to the views better without it

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Get rid of that Liverpool to the views better without it "

Lots!

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By *inknipzloverMan 1 week ago

Hertfordshire


"Get rid of that Liverpool to the views better without it

Lots!"

What’s you wanted me to do xxx

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By *eeper ThanMan 1 week ago

Dartford

See a different angle

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"See a different angle "

See every angle 🤷‍♀️

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"See a different angle

See every angle 🤷‍♀️"

appreciate the curves

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By *affyduckMan 1 week ago

glasgow

Kiss them breasts

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Gentle nudge him out of the way to get to Curves and mischief

Help him with getting st8mre out the way"

What did I do this time 🤷🤷🤷

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By *ressF4FunMan 1 week ago

Near Naas


"See a different angle

See every angle 🤷‍♀️"

Anything I could tbh

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Give him a 10000 piece jigsaw of a white washed wall

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By *eeper ThanMan 1 week ago

Dartford

Bake him a pie

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By *ideshaft1971Man 1 week ago

Midlands

Have a beer!

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Have a beer!"

Pinch his beer

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By *ustincider888Man 1 week ago

Preston Ish

Bit of slap and tickle

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By *ideshaft1971Man 1 week ago

Midlands

Lol

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Pay for him to have a full body wax.....and i do mean full 🤣🤣

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By *rown.studMan 1 week ago

Thornaby

Take off the minion

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By *urenutsMan 1 week ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Drinks

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By *onner1000Man 1 week ago

Hull

Drinks

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"Drinks "
tag

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By *infullyObedientWoman 1 week ago

Woodley


"Drinks tag"

You're it

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Drinks tag"

Snakes and ladders

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By *avecooper69Man 1 week ago

Benfleet


"Drinks tag

Snakes and ladders"

Have a nice cup of tea and chat

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

north of Peterborough


"Drinks tag

Snakes and ladders

Have a nice cup of tea and chat "

Any cake?

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By *oob suckerMan 1 week ago

woking

Ask if his brothers Carl Hooper, that’s amazing

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts

Give him a boob to suck

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By *oob suckerMan 1 week ago

woking


"Give him a boob to suck"

Probably go down rather well!

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By *h2025xxMan 1 week ago

Swansea

Go for a beer!

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Go for a beer! "

Pinch his beer

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By *oob suckerMan 1 week ago

woking


"Go for a beer!

Pinch his beer"

Buy 3 more beers for us!

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By *ato030Man 1 week ago

North Wales

Buy a bag of crisps to go with the pint she'd nicked

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Buy a bag of crisps to go with the pint she'd nicked"

Pinch his crisps ... my nights getting better

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By *urenutsMan 1 week ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Full body massage

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Ask him if he's ever posted on "Trip Advisor"

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By *urenutsMan 1 week ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Book me.com

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By *rmainman10Man 1 week ago

Portsmouth

Help him change and get out the changing room quicker lol

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By *r Black 85Man 1 week ago

nottingham

Get someone to rub his feet

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By *arkbigcock300Man 1 week ago

LONDONDERRY

buy him a pint

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By *ee1967Man 1 week ago

watford

Suck him off

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By *effdelightMan 1 week ago

Grimsby


"Suck him off"
lick his dick

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By *ee1967Man 1 week ago

watford

Ta

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By *ickedwillyCouple 1 week ago

Bangor

Suck his cock

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By *effdelightMan 1 week ago

Grimsby


"Suck his cock "
eat her pussy

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By *ankinFitchMan 1 week ago

Manchester

I'd love to Bangor

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By *fffunCouple 1 week ago

Somewhere just outside London

Webshow

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By *otgent_xMan 1 week ago

west midlands

Pin her against that wall and kiss her!

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By *r Black 85Man 1 week ago

nottingham

Watch the show😎😎😎😎😎

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By *tarlink12Man 1 week ago

Brighton

Join him in watching the show

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Cancel show without refunds

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By *fffunCouple 1 week ago

Somewhere just outside London

Block him so the show can go on

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By *uzzieboyMan 1 week ago

taunton

Meet up if possible

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Meet up if possible "

Feel his muscles

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By *emptme1993Man 1 week ago

manchester

Drink

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By *adhu25Man 1 week ago

london

Take her out for a picnic

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 1 week ago

Hatfield


"Take her out for a picnic "

Eat the picnic

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By *fffunCouple 1 week ago

Somewhere just outside London

Go on a roller coaster

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By *uck CleanUp GuyMan 1 week ago

Worcester

Lick her clean

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By *rookedsmileMan 1 week ago

Derbyshire


"Lick her clean "

Give him some air (but not from my gob)

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By *rown.studMan 1 week ago

Thornaby


"Lick her clean

Give him some air (but not from my gob) "

Take the towel

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Lick her clean

Give him some air (but not from my gob)

Take the towel "

Take his towel

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By *rown.studMan 1 week ago

Thornaby


"Lick her clean

Give him some air (but not from my gob)

Take the towel

Take his towel"

Give her the towel

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 1 week ago

Wolverhampton


"Lick her clean

Give him some air (but not from my gob)

Take the towel

Take his towel

Give her the towel "

Dry him off

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By *talianabsMan 1 week ago

London

Soak her,then pass the towel

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By *rebus1975Man 1 week ago

T


"Lick her clean

Give him some air (but not from my gob)

Take the towel

Take his towel

Give her the towel

Dry him off "

Gently bite her bum!

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By *8warrenMan 1 week ago

.


"Lick her clean

Give him some air (but not from my gob)

Take the towel

Take his towel

Give her the towel

Dry him off "

Pull her thing to one side

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By *elaxing2Couple 1 week ago

Manchester

We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx

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By *entNudistMan 1 week ago

Bexley


"We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx"

Honestly I'd love to fuck that amazing arse of hers while he watches and wanks.

I'll give his cock a little sucking too while I'm at it.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx"

Get her a drink for when shes finished

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

north of Peterborough


"We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx

Get her a drink for when shes finished "

Wine her, dine her and then let her fuck by brains out.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx

Get her a drink for when shes finished

Wine her, dine her and then let her fuck by brains out. "

Tell him i dont want to fuck by i dont know who he is

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By *rown.studMan 1 week ago

Thornaby


"We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx

Get her a drink for when shes finished

Wine her, dine her and then let her fuck by brains out.

Tell him i dont want to fuck by i dont know who he is "

Tell her who I am and take her out. Happy ending maybe?

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx

Get her a drink for when shes finished

Wine her, dine her and then let her fuck by brains out.

Tell him i dont want to fuck by i dont know who he is

Tell her who I am and take her out. Happy ending maybe? "

Tell him he needs to get dressed first

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

north of Peterborough

Ask her to pass me my coat.

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By *otgent_xMan 1 week ago

west midlands

Have a coffee

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Have a coffee "

Lick him

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By *8warrenMan 1 week ago

.


"Have a coffee

Lick him "

Have her sit on my face

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By *linyMan 1 week ago

Manchester/London


"Have a coffee

Lick him

Have her sit on my face "

Invite her to take a taste of me whilst she sits on his face

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By *uzzieboyMan 1 week ago

taunton


"Meet up if possible

Feel his muscles"

Mmmm anytime xx

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 1 week ago

Neverland


"Have a coffee

Lick him

Have her sit on my face

Invite her to take a taste of me whilst she sits on his face "

Hand him towel when he gets our of the shower

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By *icky_LikeyMan 1 week ago

Weymouth

Join them both

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By *he_turtle_movesMan 1 week ago

york

See off his cider

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"See off his cider"

Ask him to show me his turtle

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 1 week ago

Neverland


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle "

Ask her to sin on my face 😈

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By *aura-pTV/TS 1 week ago

dorset


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle "

Die from suffocation

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By *infullyObedientWoman 1 week ago

Woodley


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle

Die from suffocation "

Resuscitate them

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By *linyMan 1 week ago

Manchester/London


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle

Die from suffocation

Resuscitate them"

Continue where we left off

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By *infullyObedientWoman 1 week ago

Woodley


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle

Die from suffocation

Resuscitate them

Continue where we left off "

Accept - named the time and place 😈

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By *8warrenMan 1 week ago

.


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle

Die from suffocation

Resuscitate them

Continue where we left off

Accept - named the time and place 😈"

Remove that red bra with my mouth

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle

Die from suffocation

Resuscitate them

Continue where we left off

Accept - named the time and place 😈"

cover in icing a chocolate sprinkles

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 1 week ago

Neverland

Hang my jacket on his cock

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"Hang my jacket on his cock"
do something with that pineapple 🍍

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍 "

Ask him if hes a license for that weapon

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weapon"

pump lots of cum in her minge

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By *infullyObedientWoman 1 week ago

Woodley


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge"

Pass him a towel to clean up

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By *3HzMan 1 week ago

Oxford/Swindon


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge

Pass him a towel to clean up "

Bake her a cake

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge

Pass him a towel to clean up "

thank her for being a great fluffer

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge

Pass him a towel to clean up thank her for being a great fluffer"

Tell him hes obsessed with fluffers

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge

Pass him a towel to clean up thank her for being a great fluffer

Tell him hes obsessed with fluffers "

but more obsessed with your minge

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge

Pass him a towel to clean up thank her for being a great fluffer

Tell him hes obsessed with fluffers but more obsessed with your minge "

Tell him to stop saying minge 🤢

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge

Pass him a towel to clean up thank her for being a great fluffer

Tell him hes obsessed with fluffers but more obsessed with your minge

Tell him to stop saying minge 🤢"

Open ya fanny flaps then

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By *ondon2023Man 1 week ago

London

Have a pint

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"Have a pint "
buy the next round. Maybe some dry roasted

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By *ondon2023Man 1 week ago

London

Shots

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Pass him around all the sexy fellas in a gay bar who'd lurve to lick him

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By *otgent_xMan 1 week ago

west midlands

Pint

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By *infullyObedientWoman 1 week ago

Woodley

Cocktails

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By *ondon2023Man 1 week ago

London

Lick her ass

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By *ong_un_hardMan 1 week ago

Stockport

Rusty trombone

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By *evoncplCouple 1 week ago

holsworthy

Watch my wife take his length

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By *gooddayforfunMan 1 week ago

rhyl


"Watch my wife take his length "

Have gemma

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By *ondon2023Man 1 week ago

London


"Watch my wife take his length "
lick

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts

Buy him a kinder egg

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By *ondon2023Man 1 week ago

London

Give him the toy

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Some really do lack imagination so...anyone now typing one word responses gets an ass flogging from _ikesembig's cock

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By *avexxMan 1 week ago

cheshire

50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts

Ideally wants to flog my cock on a bouncy female arse. But beggers can't be choosers

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint "

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple 1 week ago

Rugby


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣"

Beer probably.

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣

Beer probably. "

wrestle the lady

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 1 week ago

Chichester


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣

Beer probably. wrestle the lady"

Paint ship marking’s down the side of cock shaft like a Greek ship of antiquity

Maybe even fashion the bell into a ship figurine

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣

Beer probably. wrestle the lady

Paint ship marking’s down the side of cock shaft like a Greek ship of antiquity

Maybe even fashion the bell into a ship figurine "

paint Googly eyes on those boobs

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣

Beer probably. wrestle the lady

Paint ship marking’s down the side of cock shaft like a Greek ship of antiquity

Maybe even fashion the bell into a ship figurine paint Googly eyes on those boobs"

Paint your helmet red and draw a face on your cock so it looks like a fireman

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣

Beer probably. wrestle the lady

Paint ship marking’s down the side of cock shaft like a Greek ship of antiquity

Maybe even fashion the bell into a ship figurine paint Googly eyes on those boobs

Paint your helmet red and draw a face on your cock so it looks like a fireman"

paint your face in my semen

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By *estructionDollyWoman 1 week ago

Manchester

Hang a bell on the end of your cock

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By *ideshaft1971Man 1 week ago

Midlands

Just watch and learn!

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts

Between kinky and thighs (I wish ) I'll probably die so that's me sorted

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By *uzzieboyMan 1 week ago

taunton

Go for a pint

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By *ideshaft1971Man 1 week ago

Midlands

Join you for a pint too which Thickthighs25 will be sharing

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"Go for a pint "
I'll be pissed at this rate. Best go for a curry

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Join you for a pint too which Thickthighs25 will be sharing "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now now

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By *ideshaft1971Man 1 week ago

Midlands

lol, Curry sounds amazing

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By *uzzieboyMan 1 week ago

taunton


"Go for a pint I'll be pissed at this rate. Best go for a curry"

Pint and curry it is then

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By *ideshaft1971Man 1 week ago

Midlands


"Join you for a pint too which Thickthighs25 will be sharing

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now now "

Could not resist lol. Send me a PM

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"Join you for a pint too which Thickthighs25 will be sharing

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now now

Could not resist lol. Send me a PM"

turn his WiFi off so thighs doesn't send a pm

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By *uzzieboyMan 1 week ago

taunton


"Join you for a pint too which Thickthighs25 will be sharing

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now now

Could not resist lol. Send me a PM"

lol 😂

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By *ideshaft1971Man 1 week ago

Midlands

lol, now now

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By *uzzieboyMan 1 week ago

taunton


"lol, now now"

If only she would

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By *ideshaft1971Man 1 week ago

Midlands


"lol, now now

If only she would "

Joys of being too old, have my fingers crossed

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"lol, now now

If only she would

Joys of being too old, have my fingers crossed "

send a fleshlight to keep him busy until she changes her mind

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By *ideshaft1971Man 1 week ago

Midlands

Yes please lol

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By *ikesEmBigMan 1 week ago

Herts


"Yes please lol"
on its way

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