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What would you like to do to the user above? Round 91

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind

And so we roll on

No pies involved, just clean healthy fun

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Mutual wank

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By *emptme1993Man 35 weeks ago

manchester

I’d like to join

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By *8warrenMan 35 weeks ago

.

Slid his boxers down

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind

Dress him as a police man and send him to a hen do in Amsterdam

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By *tirlingbenMan 35 weeks ago

Stirling

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 35 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"Slid his boxers down"

Get to grips with that cock!

Donna x

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Bend Donna over x

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By *tirlingbenMan 35 weeks ago

Stirling


"Slid his boxers down"
feel him slide into me

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 35 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"Bend Donna over x"

Bend over willingly

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By *fffunCouple 35 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Cocktails by the pool

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Go on a night out with them

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Go on a night out with them "

Breast massage

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Go on a night out with them "

Taste that beautiful pussy babez ruby here x

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By *attooboy100Man 35 weeks ago

Sedgley

Slowly roll those fishnets down 🥵

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Go on a night out with them

Taste that beautiful pussy babez ruby here x "

Feel free!!

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Go on a night out with them

Taste that beautiful pussy babez ruby here x

Feel free!!"

Get between her legs!

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By *ewtothis345Man 35 weeks ago

ayr

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By *fffunCouple 35 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Go on a night out with them

Taste that beautiful pussy babez ruby here x

Feel free!!

Get between her legs! "

Oil him up

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By *ewtothis345Man 35 weeks ago

ayr


"Go on a night out with them

Taste that beautiful pussy babez ruby here x

Feel free!!"

Play with those perfect tits before teasing her pussy with my cock

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind

Top his bathwater up

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Go on a night out with them

Taste that beautiful pussy babez ruby here x

Feel free!!

Play with those perfect tits before teasing her pussy with my cock"

Kick him out and play with the girls lol sorry not sorry

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind

Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only""

lol great reply

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply "

Fulfil my fantasy x

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x "

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣"

Park my bike 🚲

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣

Park my bike 🚲 "

I charge £15 an hour 🤣🤣

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By *aizyWoman 35 weeks ago

west midlands


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣

Park my bike 🚲 "

Take him for a ride. His bike, take his bike for a ride, then ride him!

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣

Park my bike 🚲

Take him for a ride. His bike, take his bike for a ride, then ride him! "

Then ride her 😈

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

I’d love to go clothes shopping with her

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By *ike_looking_forMan 35 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣

Park my bike 🚲

Take him for a ride. His bike, take his bike for a ride, then ride him! "

Help with that jumper

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind


"Put a sign up outside hot tub saying "girls only"

lol great reply

Fulfil my fantasy x

Think I've found my bottle opener 🤣🤣

Park my bike 🚲

Take him for a ride. His bike, take his bike for a ride, then ride him!

Then ride her 😈"

I'm still charging £15 an hour

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 35 weeks ago

London

Gentle nudge him out of the way to get to Curves and mischief

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By *fffunCouple 35 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Gentle nudge him out of the way to get to Curves and mischief"

Help him with getting st8mre out the way

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By *he Gentleman 84Man 35 weeks ago

North East

Get rid of that Liverpool to the views better without it

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Get rid of that Liverpool to the views better without it "

Lots!

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By *inknipzloverMan 35 weeks ago

Hertfordshire


"Get rid of that Liverpool to the views better without it

Lots!"

What’s you wanted me to do xxx

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By *eeper ThanMan 35 weeks ago

Dartford

See a different angle

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"See a different angle "

See every angle 🤷‍♀️

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"See a different angle

See every angle 🤷‍♀️"

appreciate the curves

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By *affyduckMan 35 weeks ago

glasgow

Kiss them breasts

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind


"Gentle nudge him out of the way to get to Curves and mischief

Help him with getting st8mre out the way"

What did I do this time 🤷🤷🤷

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By *erdyGuy42Man 35 weeks ago

Tullys


"See a different angle

See every angle 🤷‍♀️"

Anything I could tbh

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind

Give him a 10000 piece jigsaw of a white washed wall

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By *eeper ThanMan 35 weeks ago

Dartford

Bake him a pie

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By *ideshaft1971Man 35 weeks ago

Midlands

Have a beer!

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Have a beer!"

Pinch his beer

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By *ustincider888Man 35 weeks ago

Chorley

Bit of slap and tickle

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By *ideshaft1971Man 35 weeks ago

Midlands

Lol

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind

Pay for him to have a full body wax.....and i do mean full 🤣🤣

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By *rown.studMan 35 weeks ago

Eccles

Take off the minion

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By *urenutsMan 35 weeks ago

Waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Drinks

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By *onner1000Man 35 weeks ago

Hull

Drinks

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"Drinks "
tag

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By *infullyObedientWoman 35 weeks ago

Woodley


"Drinks tag"

You're it

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Drinks tag"

Snakes and ladders

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By *avecooper69Man 35 weeks ago

Benfleet


"Drinks tag

Snakes and ladders"

Have a nice cup of tea and chat

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By *hunky GentMan 35 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Drinks tag

Snakes and ladders

Have a nice cup of tea and chat "

Any cake?

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By *aphunterMan 35 weeks ago

horsham

Ask if his brothers Carl Hooper, that’s amazing

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby

Give him a boob to suck

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By *aphunterMan 35 weeks ago

horsham


"Give him a boob to suck"

Probably go down rather well!

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By *h2025xxMan 35 weeks ago

Swansea

Go for a beer!

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Go for a beer! "

Pinch his beer

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By *aphunterMan 35 weeks ago

horsham


"Go for a beer!

Pinch his beer"

Buy 3 more beers for us!

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By *eclis_charmMan 35 weeks ago

North Wales

Buy a bag of crisps to go with the pint she'd nicked

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Buy a bag of crisps to go with the pint she'd nicked"

Pinch his crisps ... my nights getting better

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By *urenutsMan 35 weeks ago

Waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Full body massage

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind

Ask him if he's ever posted on "Trip Advisor"

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By *urenutsMan 35 weeks ago

Waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Book me.com

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By *rmainman10Man 35 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Help him change and get out the changing room quicker lol

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Get someone to rub his feet

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By *arkbigcock300Man 35 weeks ago

LONDONDERRY

buy him a pint

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By *ee1967Man 35 weeks ago

hatch end

Suck him off

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By *effdelightMan 35 weeks ago

Grimsby


"Suck him off"
lick his dick

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By *ee1967Man 35 weeks ago

hatch end

Ta

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By *ickedwillyCouple 35 weeks ago

Bangor

Suck his cock

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By *effdelightMan 35 weeks ago

Grimsby


"Suck his cock "
eat her pussy

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By *ankinFitchMan 35 weeks ago

Manchester

I'd love to Bangor

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By *fffunCouple 35 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Webshow

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Pin her against that wall and kiss her!

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Watch the show😎😎😎😎😎

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By *oungsussexbullMan 35 weeks ago

Brighton

Join him in watching the show

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind

Cancel show without refunds

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By *fffunCouple 35 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Block him so the show can go on

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By *uzzieboyMan 35 weeks ago

Somerset

Meet up if possible

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Meet up if possible "

Feel his muscles

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By *emptme1993Man 35 weeks ago

manchester

Drink

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Take her out for a picnic

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 35 weeks ago

London


"Take her out for a picnic "

Eat the picnic

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By *fffunCouple 35 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Go on a roller coaster

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By *uck CleanUp GuyMan 35 weeks ago

Worcester

Lick her clean

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Lick her clean "

Give him some air (but not from my gob)

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By *rown.studMan 35 weeks ago

Eccles


"Lick her clean

Give him some air (but not from my gob) "

Take the towel

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Lick her clean

Give him some air (but not from my gob)

Take the towel "

Take his towel

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By *rown.studMan 35 weeks ago

Eccles


"Lick her clean

Give him some air (but not from my gob)

Take the towel

Take his towel"

Give her the towel

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 35 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Lick her clean

Give him some air (but not from my gob)

Take the towel

Take his towel

Give her the towel "

Dry him off

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By *talianabsMan 35 weeks ago

London

Soak her,then pass the towel

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By *rebus1975Man 35 weeks ago

Exeter


"Lick her clean

Give him some air (but not from my gob)

Take the towel

Take his towel

Give her the towel

Dry him off "

Gently bite her bum!

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By *8warrenMan 35 weeks ago

.


"Lick her clean

Give him some air (but not from my gob)

Take the towel

Take his towel

Give her the towel

Dry him off "

Pull her thing to one side

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx

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By *entNudistMan 35 weeks ago

Bexley


"We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx"

Honestly I'd love to fuck that amazing arse of hers while he watches and wanks.

I'll give his cock a little sucking too while I'm at it.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx"

Get her a drink for when shes finished

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By *hunky GentMan 35 weeks ago

Sheffield


"We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx

Get her a drink for when shes finished "

Wine her, dine her and then let her fuck by brains out.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx

Get her a drink for when shes finished

Wine her, dine her and then let her fuck by brains out. "

Tell him i dont want to fuck by i dont know who he is

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By *rown.studMan 35 weeks ago

Eccles


"We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx

Get her a drink for when shes finished

Wine her, dine her and then let her fuck by brains out.

Tell him i dont want to fuck by i dont know who he is "

Tell her who I am and take her out. Happy ending maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"We love to slowly kiss as both women end up naked and let him fuck me as I lick her pussy xx

Get her a drink for when shes finished

Wine her, dine her and then let her fuck by brains out.

Tell him i dont want to fuck by i dont know who he is

Tell her who I am and take her out. Happy ending maybe? "

Tell him he needs to get dressed first

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By *hunky GentMan 35 weeks ago

Sheffield

Ask her to pass me my coat.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Have a coffee

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Have a coffee "

Lick him

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By *8warrenMan 35 weeks ago

.


"Have a coffee

Lick him "

Have her sit on my face

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By *linyMan 35 weeks ago

Manchester/London


"Have a coffee

Lick him

Have her sit on my face "

Invite her to take a taste of me whilst she sits on his face

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By *uzzieboyMan 35 weeks ago

Somerset


"Meet up if possible

Feel his muscles"

Mmmm anytime xx

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By *ineapplePixieCouple 35 weeks ago

S.Wales


"Have a coffee

Lick him

Have her sit on my face

Invite her to take a taste of me whilst she sits on his face "

Hand him towel when he gets our of the shower

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Join them both

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By *he_turtle_movesMan 35 weeks ago

ankh morpork

See off his cider

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"See off his cider"

Ask him to show me his turtle

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By *ineapplePixieCouple 35 weeks ago

S.Wales


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle "

Ask her to sin on my face 😈

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle "

Die from suffocation

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By *infullyObedientWoman 35 weeks ago

Woodley


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle

Die from suffocation "

Resuscitate them

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By *linyMan 35 weeks ago

Manchester/London


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle

Die from suffocation

Resuscitate them"

Continue where we left off

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By *infullyObedientWoman 35 weeks ago

Woodley


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle

Die from suffocation

Resuscitate them

Continue where we left off "

Accept - named the time and place 😈

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By *8warrenMan 35 weeks ago

.


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle

Die from suffocation

Resuscitate them

Continue where we left off

Accept - named the time and place 😈"

Remove that red bra with my mouth

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"See off his cider

Ask him to show me his turtle

Die from suffocation

Resuscitate them

Continue where we left off

Accept - named the time and place 😈"

cover in icing a chocolate sprinkles

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By *ineapplePixieCouple 35 weeks ago

S.Wales

Hang my jacket on his cock

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"Hang my jacket on his cock"
do something with that pineapple 🍍

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍 "

Ask him if hes a license for that weapon

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weapon"

pump lots of cum in her minge

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By *infullyObedientWoman 35 weeks ago

Woodley


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge"

Pass him a towel to clean up

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge

Pass him a towel to clean up "

Bake her a cake

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge

Pass him a towel to clean up "

thank her for being a great fluffer

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge

Pass him a towel to clean up thank her for being a great fluffer"

Tell him hes obsessed with fluffers

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge

Pass him a towel to clean up thank her for being a great fluffer

Tell him hes obsessed with fluffers "

but more obsessed with your minge

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge

Pass him a towel to clean up thank her for being a great fluffer

Tell him hes obsessed with fluffers but more obsessed with your minge "

Tell him to stop saying minge 🤢

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"Hang my jacket on his cockdo something with that pineapple 🍍

Ask him if hes a license for that weaponpump lots of cum in her minge

Pass him a towel to clean up thank her for being a great fluffer

Tell him hes obsessed with fluffers but more obsessed with your minge

Tell him to stop saying minge 🤢"

Open ya fanny flaps then

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By *ondon2023Man 35 weeks ago

London

Have a pint

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"Have a pint "
buy the next round. Maybe some dry roasted

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By *ondon2023Man 35 weeks ago

London

Shots

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind

Pass him around all the sexy fellas in a gay bar who'd lurve to lick him

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

Pint

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By *infullyObedientWoman 35 weeks ago

Woodley

Cocktails

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By *ondon2023Man 35 weeks ago

London

Lick her ass

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By *lemfandango99Man 35 weeks ago

Stockport

Rusty trombone

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By *evoncplCouple 35 weeks ago

holsworthy

Watch my wife take his length

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By *gooddayforfunMan 35 weeks ago

rhyl


"Watch my wife take his length "

Have gemma

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By *ondon2023Man 35 weeks ago

London


"Watch my wife take his length "
lick

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby

Buy him a kinder egg

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By *ondon2023Man 35 weeks ago

London

Give him the toy

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind

Some really do lack imagination so...anyone now typing one word responses gets an ass flogging from likesembig's cock

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By *avexxMan 35 weeks ago

cheshire

50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby

Ideally wants to flog my cock on a bouncy female arse. But beggers can't be choosers

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Living in my mind


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint "

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple 35 weeks ago

Rugby


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣"

Beer probably.

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣

Beer probably. "

wrestle the lady

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Chichester


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣

Beer probably. wrestle the lady"

Paint ship marking’s down the side of cock shaft like a Greek ship of antiquity

Maybe even fashion the bell into a ship figurine

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣

Beer probably. wrestle the lady

Paint ship marking’s down the side of cock shaft like a Greek ship of antiquity

Maybe even fashion the bell into a ship figurine "

paint Googly eyes on those boobs

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣

Beer probably. wrestle the lady

Paint ship marking’s down the side of cock shaft like a Greek ship of antiquity

Maybe even fashion the bell into a ship figurine paint Googly eyes on those boobs"

Paint your helmet red and draw a face on your cock so it looks like a fireman

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"50m egg and spoon race bare bollocks winner buys a pint

That'll be you then....not saying I'm old but my bollocks hang so low if I run I do a fantastic impression of a Newton's cradle 🤣🤣

Beer probably. wrestle the lady

Paint ship marking’s down the side of cock shaft like a Greek ship of antiquity

Maybe even fashion the bell into a ship figurine paint Googly eyes on those boobs

Paint your helmet red and draw a face on your cock so it looks like a fireman"

paint your face in my semen

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By *estructionDollyWoman 35 weeks ago

Manchester

Hang a bell on the end of your cock

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By *ideshaft1971Man 35 weeks ago

Midlands

Just watch and learn!

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby

Between kinky and thighs (I wish ) I'll probably die so that's me sorted

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By *uzzieboyMan 35 weeks ago

Somerset

Go for a pint

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By *ideshaft1971Man 35 weeks ago

Midlands

Join you for a pint too which Thickthighs25 will be sharing

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"Go for a pint "
I'll be pissed at this rate. Best go for a curry

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago


"Join you for a pint too which Thickthighs25 will be sharing "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now now

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By *ideshaft1971Man 35 weeks ago

Midlands

lol, Curry sounds amazing

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By *uzzieboyMan 35 weeks ago

Somerset


"Go for a pint I'll be pissed at this rate. Best go for a curry"

Pint and curry it is then

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By *ideshaft1971Man 35 weeks ago

Midlands


"Join you for a pint too which Thickthighs25 will be sharing

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now now "

Could not resist lol. Send me a PM

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"Join you for a pint too which Thickthighs25 will be sharing

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now now

Could not resist lol. Send me a PM"

turn his WiFi off so thighs doesn't send a pm

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By *uzzieboyMan 35 weeks ago

Somerset


"Join you for a pint too which Thickthighs25 will be sharing

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now now

Could not resist lol. Send me a PM"

lol 😂

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By *ideshaft1971Man 35 weeks ago

Midlands

lol, now now

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By *uzzieboyMan 35 weeks ago

Somerset


"lol, now now"

If only she would

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By *ideshaft1971Man 35 weeks ago

Midlands


"lol, now now

If only she would "

Joys of being too old, have my fingers crossed

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"lol, now now

If only she would

Joys of being too old, have my fingers crossed "

send a fleshlight to keep him busy until she changes her mind

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By *ideshaft1971Man 35 weeks ago

Midlands

Yes please lol

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By *uteinasuitMan 35 weeks ago

Nearby


"Yes please lol"
on its way

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