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"Spelling error in the last one and i cant bare for _ikesembig to continue with his "put" puns so lets move over here 🤣🤣" She’s such a grama queen | |||
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"Spelling error in the last one and i cant bare for _ikesembig to continue with his "put" puns so lets move over here 🤣🤣 She’s such a grama queen " He loves my grammar and my sweaty feet and my smell of bacon too much | |||
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"Spelling error in the last one and i cant bare for _ikesembig to continue with his "put" puns so lets move over here 🤣🤣 She’s such a grama queen He loves my grammar and my sweaty feet and my smell of bacon too much" He’s weird  | |||
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"Spelling error in the last one and i cant bare for _ikesembig to continue with his "put" puns so lets move over here 🤣🤣 She’s such a grama queen He loves my grammar and my sweaty feet and my smell of bacon too much He’s weird "The towel needs to go first | |||
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"Spelling error in the last one and i cant bare for _ikesembig to continue with his "put" puns so lets move over here 🤣🤣 She’s such a grama queen He loves my grammar and my sweaty feet and my smell of bacon too much He’s weird
The towel needs to go first "You forgot the strap on | |||
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"You took a photo of your cock next to a remote" She's got me mixed up with someone else  | |||
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"You took a photo of your cock next to a remote She's got me mixed up with someone else "Ahhh sooo sorryyyy my bad | |||
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"You took a photo of your cock next to a remote She's got me mixed up with someone else
Ahhh sooo sorryyyy my bad"You can make it up to me. 
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Back on subject - I'm too far away - she likes locals 😔 | |||
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"You're straight." Your face would tickle me too much | |||
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"You're straight. Your face would tickle me too much" Your tongue may tickle my balls too much.  | |||
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"You're straight. Your face would tickle me too much Your tongue may tickle my balls too much. "You pretend you wouldnt like that | |||
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"She wants a slow wine😎😎😎😎😎" I don’t drink  | |||
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"She wants a slow wine😎😎😎😎😎 I don’t drink "I like to be hydrated | |||
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"She wants a slow wine😎😎😎😎😎 I don’t drink
I like to be hydrated "Too slippery when hydrated | |||
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"She wants a slow wine😎😎😎😎😎 I don’t drink
I like to be hydrated
Too slippery when hydrated "I enjoy the slip and slide he doesnt | |||
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"To far away" Thinks distance matter  | |||
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"To far away Thinks distance matter "My towel balancing skills don’t compare | |||
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"Too busy travelling." Looks like Mrs. Incredible! | |||
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"Too busy travelling." Can’t open the belt on her dress … I’m all fingers and thumbs | |||
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"Too busy travelling. Can’t open the belt on her dress … I’m all fingers and thumbs " Hes all fingers and thumbs but in the wrong places | |||
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"Too busy travelling. Can’t open the belt on her dress … I’m all fingers and thumbs Hes all fingers and thumbs but in the wrong places " Stockton to far for these fingers and thumbs | |||
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"Too busy travelling. Can’t open the belt on her dress … I’m all fingers and thumbs Hes all fingers and thumbs but in the wrong places " My fingers busy stuffing the turkey | |||
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"I’m too short" My legs are too long | |||
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"I’m too short My legs are too long " I can’t find a ladder | |||
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"I’m too short My legs are too long " I'm too busy tucking into a bacon and sausage bap with tomato sauce | |||
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"I’m too short My legs are too long " She doesn't have any blue stockings | |||
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"I'm feeding the chickens" I prefer feeding the 🐱 | |||
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"I’m too short My legs are too long " Love long legs | |||
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"I’m too short My legs are too long Love long legs " But mine are short | |||
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"I’m too short My legs are too long Love long legs But mine are short" Id have to get on my knees | |||
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"I’m too short My legs are too long Love long legs But mine are short Id have to get on my knees " That's the best thing you've said all weekend | |||
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"I’m too short My legs are too long Love long legs But mine are short Id have to get on my knees That's the best thing you've said all weekend "I’m lucky to get this 😍 | |||
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"Hes got more energy than an energizer bunny! " I'm built like a power station | |||
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"Hes got more energy than an energizer bunny! I'm built like a power station "Im on my knees and cant get up | |||
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"Hes got more energy than an energizer bunny! I'm built like a power station
Im on my knees and cant get up"She won't stay on her knees 😎😎😎😎😎 I brought pads too😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Hes got more energy than an energizer bunny! I'm built like a power station
Im on my knees and cant get up
She won't stay on her knees 😎😎😎😎😎
I brought pads too😎😎😎😎😎"He wont help me put the pads on | |||
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"Hes got more energy than an energizer bunny! I'm built like a power station
Im on my knees and cant get up
She won't stay on her knees 😎😎😎😎😎
I brought pads too😎😎😎😎😎
He wont help me put the pads on"Stockings and pads are not a good look. | |||
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"Im too comfy and cba to move " She’s laying there like a dead crocodile | |||
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"Im too comfy and cba to move She’s laying there like a dead crocodile "He doesn't appreciate how tasty crocodile meat is. | |||
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"Im too comfy and cba to move She’s laying there like a dead crocodile
He doesn't appreciate how tasty crocodile meat is. "I dont like crocodile meat i like bacon | |||
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"I made a Bacon cheese sandwich but his belly full" He still has the towel on hes not letting go of it | |||
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"I made a Bacon cheese sandwich but his belly full He still has the towel on hes not letting go of it " She’s busy mediating a towel debate | |||
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"I made a Bacon cheese sandwich but his belly full He still has the towel on hes not letting go of it She’s busy mediating a towel debate " Trust me it getting to my head now 😂 | |||
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"I made a Bacon cheese sandwich but his belly full He still has the towel on hes not letting go of it She’s busy mediating a towel debate Trust me it getting to my head now 😂" Its hanging off your head 🤣 | |||
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"I made a Bacon cheese sandwich but his belly full He still has the towel on hes not letting go of it She’s busy mediating a towel debate Trust me it getting to my head now 😂 Its hanging off your head 🤣" My little ones head 😂😂 | |||
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"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list. "He doesnt take notice when i told him he was | |||
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"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.
He doesnt take notice when i told him he was "My bumcheeks were wasted | |||
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"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.
He doesnt take notice when i told him he was "She doesn't use her outside voice😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.
He doesnt take notice when i told him he was
She doesn't use her outside voice😎😎😎😎😎"My inside voice is better | |||
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"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.
He doesnt take notice when i told him he was
She doesn't use her outside voice😎😎😎😎😎
My inside voice is better "Her inside voice is wild 😈 | |||
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"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.
He doesnt take notice when i told him he was
She doesn't use her outside voice😎😎😎😎😎
My inside voice is better "Prove it😎😎😎😎😎 In my ear | |||
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"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.
He doesnt take notice when i told him he was
She doesn't use her outside voice😎😎😎😎😎
My inside voice is better
Prove it😎😎😎😎😎
In my ear"she doesn't like it in the ear. I've tried and it came out the other side | |||
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"I'm not on her long list, never mind her short list.
He doesnt take notice when i told him he was
She doesn't use her outside voice😎😎😎😎😎
My inside voice is better
Prove it😎😎😎😎😎
In my ear she doesn't like it in the ear. I've tried and it came out the other side "His jizz pierced across her head 😂 | |||
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"My penis is like an endoscope " I’m not into medical kinks | |||
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"My penis is like an endoscope " You could get a whole camera sound man and film crew on your endoscope | |||
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"My penis is like an endoscope I’m not into medical kinks " Hes still in the shower and its been days now | |||
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"My penis is like an endoscope I’m not into medical kinks " Small shower cubicle | |||
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"My penis is like an endoscope I’m not into medical kinks Hes still in the shower and its been days now " you love my morning showers | |||
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"My penis is like an endoscope I’m not into medical kinks Small shower cubicle " Can’t reach the end of the long legs  | |||
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"Get a room you two …" I like three in a room | |||
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"Get a room you two … I like three in a room" Oh hello … | |||
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"Get a room you two … I like three in a room Oh hello … " Can’t hear you too noisy with 3 people in the room | |||
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"Get a room you two … I like three in a room Oh hello … Can’t hear you too noisy with 3 people in the room" Hes a Party pooper | |||
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"I value my eye socket in one piece " Im too nosy for him | |||
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"I value my eye socket in one piece Im too nosy for him" Not at all | |||
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"She's too much like condensed milk: Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎" Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂 | |||
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"She's too much like condensed milk: Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎 Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂" I prefer raising the temperature | |||
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"She's too much like condensed milk: Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎 Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂 I prefer raising the temperature " Why is Sean Paul playing in my head now😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"She's too much like condensed milk: Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎 Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂 I prefer raising the temperature " She'd probably burn me | |||
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"She's too much like condensed milk: Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎 Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂 I prefer raising the temperature " Too hot to make me sweaty. Better? | |||
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"She's too much like condensed milk: Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎 Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂 I prefer raising the temperature Why is Sean Paul playing in my head now😎😎😎😎😎" We be burning not concerninggggg 🔥🔥🔥🔥 | |||
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"She's too much like condensed milk: Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎 Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂 I prefer raising the temperature Why is Sean Paul playing in my head now😎😎😎😎😎 We be burning not concerninggggg 🔥🔥🔥🔥" "I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm" 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"She's too much like condensed milk: Thick and sweet😎😎😎😎😎 Too sweet to raise my sugar levels 😂 I prefer raising the temperature Why is Sean Paul playing in my head now😎😎😎😎😎 We be burning not concerninggggg 🔥🔥🔥🔥 "I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm" 😎😎😎😎😎" ‘I got the right tactics to turn you on’ | |||
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"I got nothing, but bacon. "You didn’t bring any brown sauce for the bacon | |||
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"I'm watching Lucifer lol" Because she's into the lord of evil | |||
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"I'm watching Lucifer lol Because she's into the lord of evil" Because hes not into it | |||
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"I'm watching Lucifer lol Because she's into the lord of evil Because hes not into it " You haven’t got to the surprise in the popcorn bowl yet | |||
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"I've got an appointment to have my nose hairs plucked "Im too busy wincing for you | |||
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"I'm watching Lucifer lol Because she's into the lord of evil Because hes not into it You haven’t got to the surprise in the popcorn bowl yet " | |||
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"I've got an appointment to have my nose hairs plucked
Im too busy wincing for you "Oh wincing..... right .. my bad | |||
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"I've got an appointment to have my nose hairs plucked
Im too busy wincing for you
Oh wincing..... right .. my bad "At the thought of nose hair plucking yes hehe | |||
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"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎" Your too cool for me 😎 | |||
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"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎 Your too cool for me 😎" is obsessed with my dick and wiggly ass | |||
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"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎 Your too cool for me 😎" Says the person wearing gloves like a celebrity 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎 Your too cool for me 😎 Says the person wearing gloves like a celebrity 😎😎😎😎😎" Says who wears sunglasses in the night | |||
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"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎 Your too cool for me 😎 Says the person wearing gloves like a celebrity 😎😎😎😎😎 Says who wears sunglasses in the night "These are prescription 😎😎😎😎😎 I'm technically blind without them | |||
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"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎 Your too cool for me 😎 Says the person wearing gloves like a celebrity 😎😎😎😎😎 Says who wears sunglasses in the night
These are prescription 😎😎😎😎😎
I'm technically blind without them "didn't see them cumming | |||
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"Because he wears sunglasses to make everyone think he has pink eye but it's all lies and he's a virgin" Usher voice "don't bring your girl round me" | |||
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"No tweezers 😎😎😎😎😎 Your too cool for me 😎 Says the person wearing gloves like a celebrity 😎😎😎😎😎 Says who wears sunglasses in the night
These are prescription 😎😎😎😎😎
I'm technically blind without them "Blinded by thickthighs beauty | |||
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"Blinded by the guy leapfrogging my posts "Posts stuff which goes over my head | |||
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"Blinded by the guy leapfrogging my posts
Posts stuff which goes over my head "It's hard to aim with a full on hard on | |||
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"Blinded by the guy leapfrogging my posts
Posts stuff which goes over my head It's hard to aim with a full on hard on"Needs to work on his aim its a nughtmare to get off the wallpaper | |||
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"Blinded by the guy leapfrogging my posts
Posts stuff which goes over my head It's hard to aim with a full on hard on
Needs to work on his aim its a nughtmare to get off the wallpaper "Worries about the wallpaper | |||
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"Two busy arguing with the guy above " Too damn | |||
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"Blinded by the guy leapfrogging my posts
Posts stuff which goes over my head It's hard to aim with a full on hard on
Needs to work on his aim its a nughtmare to get off the wallpaper "but ironically looks really similar to wallpaper paste | |||
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"Two busy arguing with the guy above Too damn " masturbates whilst typing | |||
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"Two busy arguing with the guy above " She isn’t available to talk to | |||
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"Two busy arguing with the guy above She isn’t available to talk to " Talks too much | |||
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"Still an hour to sexy time" has a dying battery in his watch so it might be too long to wait | |||
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"Mom said no" His mom said no 🤷♀️ | |||
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"I'm suffering from heat exhaustion " We're both too exhausted | |||
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"I'm suffering from heat exhaustion We're both too exhausted " I need someone with energy | |||
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"I'm suffering from heat exhaustion We're both too exhausted I need someone with energy " I've just plugged myself into the recharge unit. | |||
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"I'm suffering from heat exhaustion We're both too exhausted I need someone with energy I've just plugged myself into the recharge unit. "Recharge unit was wet | |||
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"I'm suffering from heat exhaustion We're both too exhausted I need someone with energy I've just plugged myself into the recharge unit.
Recharge unit was wet"He electrocuted himself | |||
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"I'm suffering from heat exhaustion We're both too exhausted I need someone with energy I've just plugged myself into the recharge unit.
Recharge unit was wet"Yes, she was. | |||
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"His dick has Eyes "His dick has a towel as a coat | |||
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"Last night was supposed to be the last" There all fucking each other and i dont fancy catching anything | |||
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"She has everything on the sti menu" Your a walking STI | |||
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"They're all at the clinic " "Monday to Sunday I'm like BBK" 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Thickthighs is making me go to the clap clinic" Nexttttttt | |||
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"Thickthighs is making me go to the clap clinic Nexttttttt" I’m a M&S guy | |||
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"😢 " She love ya really She told me. | |||
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"😢 She love ya really She told me. "You will be next! | |||
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"😢 She love ya really She told me.
You will be next! "She's on fire  | |||
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