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"Lets gooooo" You're too far away | |||
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"At work "Boss will find out | |||
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"At work
Boss will find out "Hes scared of his boss | |||
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"At work
Boss will find out
Hes scared of his boss"What if she’s the boss | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 18/06/25 10:34:30]" Even better 😈 | |||
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"His dog keeps barking " He keeps moaning | |||
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"His dog keeps barking He keeps moaning " She get too much attention | |||
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"His dog keeps barking He keeps moaning She get too much attention " He doesnt like attention | |||
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"His dog keeps barking He keeps moaning She get too much attention He doesnt like attention " She’s way out of my League 🥲 | |||
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"His dog keeps barking He keeps moaning She get too much attention He doesnt like attention She’s way out of my League 🥲" And mine…sadly  | |||
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"His dog keeps barking He keeps moaning She get too much attention He doesnt like attention She’s way out of my League 🥲 And mine…sadly "Your silly | |||
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"If need a bigger dick to play with those tits!" He thinks he needs a big dick to play with tits | |||
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"Can seem to find my glasses " He’s straight | |||
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"Can seem to find my glasses " You like to tell me my tits are shit | |||
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"Lets gooooo" but you’re to eager! 🙄 | |||
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"Lets gooooo but you’re to eager! 🙄" He doesnt like eagerness | |||
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"Lets gooooo but you’re to eager! 🙄 He doesnt like eagerness " I’ve had coffee - I’m good now! Let’s gooooooo! ☕️🤣 | |||
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"I'm too busy 'wfh' .. And I dnt mean 'working' 😉 " you too eh | |||
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"He's already had a wank" I'd disappoint... | |||
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"But I need it bare "It’s to hot | |||
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"He won’t be into me" He wants him to be in him oops i mean into him | |||
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"He won’t be into me He wants him to be in him oops i mean into him" She has an Inception obsession. | |||
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"He won’t be into me He wants him to be in him oops i mean into him She has an Inception obsession." Im into red | |||
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"He won’t be into me He wants him to be in him oops i mean into him She has an Inception obsession. Im into red" I prefer blue | |||
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"He won’t be into me He wants him to be in him oops i mean into him She has an Inception obsession. Im into red I prefer blue" I prefer Thickthighs | |||
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"He won’t be into me He wants him to be in him oops i mean into him She has an Inception obsession. Im into red I prefer blue I prefer Thickthighs" My thighs aren't thick enough | |||
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"I prefer my own thighs " He cant handle my thighs | |||
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"Childcare 🤦🏻♂️" Daddy issues | |||
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"My strapon is in the wash "Full of excuses | |||
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"My strapon is in the wash
Full of excuses "Hes too harsh | |||
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"My strapon is in the wash
Full of excuses
Hes too harsh"She can't judge people correctly | |||
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"Ok,it's in me" 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity. "You're far to smooth for me.  | |||
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"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.
You're far to smooth for me. "Too much of a gent | |||
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"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.
You're far to smooth for me.
Too much of a gent"Not enough of a gent | |||
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"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.
You're far to smooth for me.
Too much of a gent
Not enough of a gent "I'm a perfect gent  | |||
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"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.
You're far to smooth for me.
Too much of a gent
Not enough of a gent
I'm a perfect gent "Youve changed | |||
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"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.
You're far to smooth for me.
Too much of a gent
Not enough of a gent
I'm a perfect gent
Youve changed"I've been giving him lessons.  | |||
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"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.
You're far to smooth for me.
Too much of a gent
Not enough of a gent
I'm a perfect gent
Youve changed"I'm confused 😅 | |||
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"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.
You're far to smooth for me.
Too much of a gent
Not enough of a gent
I'm a perfect gent
Youve changed"I always wash my hands when I’ve been to the gents. | |||
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"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.
You're far to smooth for me.
Too much of a gent
Not enough of a gent
I'm a perfect gent
Youve changed
I always wash my hands when I’ve been to the gents. "Your a proper gent and wouldnt fuck | |||
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"...it's beer garden weather" I'm not on the beer | |||
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"I'm sure other drinks are allowed in said garden" Your too far away | |||
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"I'm off out for a ride instead 🚴" He prefers riding than being rode | |||
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"I'm off out for a ride instead 🚴 He prefers riding than being rode" She’s a cowgirl and I’m No Horse | |||
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"Im saddle sore. "Hes chafing | |||
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"Im saddle sore.
Hes chafing"Kiss it better then. 😘 😗 | |||
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"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.
You're far to smooth for me.
Too much of a gent
Not enough of a gent
I'm a perfect gent
Youve changed
I always wash my hands when I’ve been to the gents.
Your a proper gent and wouldnt fuck with the curtains open and your mum’s book group in the garden drinking tea. " | |||
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"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.
You're far to smooth for me.
Too much of a gent
Not enough of a gent
I'm a perfect gent
Youve changed
I always wash my hands when I’ve been to the gents.
Your a proper gent and wouldnt fuck with the curtains open and your mum’s book group in the garden drinking tea. "Hes perving on my mum | |||
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"Ive only got an hour and fucking you would surely be an all night long activity.
You're far to smooth for me.
Too much of a gent
Not enough of a gent
I'm a perfect gent
Youve changed
I always wash my hands when I’ve been to the gents.
Your a proper gent and wouldnt fuck with the curtains open and your mum’s book group in the garden drinking tea.
Hes perving on my mum"If you look like this Can’t imagine how the maker of you would look like | |||
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"He's a mother fooker "He doesnt have a penis anymore | |||
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"He's a mother fooker
He doesnt have a penis anymore"Im too shy to show mine.  | |||
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"I need to iron my work shirt first " Im not into lifeguards | |||
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"I need to iron my work shirt first Im not into lifeguards" she doesn't like to get wet | |||
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"I need to iron my work shirt first Im not into lifeguards she doesn't like to get wet" He couldnt make me wet | |||
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"I need to iron my work shirt first Im not into lifeguards she doesn't like to get wet He couldnt make me wet " Im still drying myself off from her sitting on my face. | |||
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"I need to iron my work shirt first Im not into lifeguards she doesn't like to get wet He couldnt make me wet " The last guy dried you up | |||
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"I need to iron my work shirt first Im not into lifeguards she doesn't like to get wet He couldnt make me wet " she likes my tongue between her legs more | |||
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"I need to iron my work shirt first Im not into lifeguards she doesn't like to get wet He couldnt make me wet she likes my tongue between her legs more" I'm scared his tongue is bigger and better than his cock | |||
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"I need to iron my work shirt first Im not into lifeguards she doesn't like to get wet He couldnt make me wet she likes my tongue between her legs more I'm scared his tongue is bigger and better than his cock" My cock and tongue are from temu | |||
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"Hitchin is too close to Stevenage " Stevenage should be spelled Stephenage. | |||
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"Hitchin is too close to Stevenage Stevenage should be spelled Stephenage. " Fiddle sticks should be spelt touch my penis | |||
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"Hitchin you mean? "Well you do have a chicken george | |||
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"There's peckers in stevenage!" You two are having a swordfight | |||
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"We were comparing chicken, but now there's a woman in the middle it'd be a spitroast "I like roasts too much to spit on them | |||
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"We were comparing chicken, but now there's a woman in the middle it'd be a spitroast
I like roasts too much to spit on them "but I need to fuck you some more | |||
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"Roast or parmo, you can only have one!" Parmo!!! | |||
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"Roast or parmo, you can only have one! Parmo!!!" you're not wearing your Chicken George skin bikini I bought you. And you told me you were finger licking | |||
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"Roast or parmo, you can only have one! Parmo!!!you're not wearing your Chicken George skin bikini I bought you. And you told me you were finger licking" Your obsessed with chicken george | |||
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"In a bun, the breakfast of champions "Parmoooooooooooo 🤤🤤🤤 | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either "If you can't do a proper fish and chips I'm out | |||
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"I don’t know where Herts is" That's probably a good thing | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either "Oh really. Yep we do it best mind 👅 | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅"Yes she does, this is true | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true"Im too tired! | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!"turn over and we'll work on the other side | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
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Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!"I'm too distracted | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!
I'm too distracted "The knees don’t do it for me | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!
I'm too distracted
The knees don’t do it for me "Scared of my big knees | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!
I'm too distracted
The knees don’t do it for me
Scared of my big knees "Scared of his big toe | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!
I'm too distracted
The knees don’t do it for me
Scared of my big knees
Scared of his big toe "It may kick you somewhere 🤣 | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!
I'm too distracted
The knees don’t do it for me
Scared of my big knees
Scared of his big toe
It may kick you somewhere 🤣"He would rather lick me | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!
I'm too distracted
The knees don’t do it for me
Scared of my big knees
Scared of his big toe
It may kick you somewhere 🤣
He would rather lick me"She's hoping | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!
I'm too distracted
The knees don’t do it for me
Scared of my big knees
Scared of his big toe
It may kick you somewhere 🤣
He would rather lick me
She's hoping "Omg i meant kick 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!
I'm too distracted
The knees don’t do it for me
Scared of my big knees
Scared of his big toe
It may kick you somewhere 🤣
He would rather lick me
She's hoping
Omg i meant kick 🤣🤣🤣🤣"Yeah yeah 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!
I'm too distracted
The knees don’t do it for me
Scared of my big knees
Scared of his big toe
It may kick you somewhere 🤣
He would rather lick me
She's hoping
Omg i meant kick 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah yeah 🤣🤣"Ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!
I'm too distracted
The knees don’t do it for me
Scared of my big knees
Scared of his big toe
It may kick you somewhere 🤣
He would rather lick me
She's hoping
Omg i meant kick 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah yeah 🤣🤣
Ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Know your secret desires | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!
I'm too distracted
The knees don’t do it for me
Scared of my big knees
Scared of his big toe
It may kick you somewhere 🤣
He would rather lick me
She's hoping
Omg i meant kick 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah yeah 🤣🤣
Ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Im too hot to fuck anyone currently | |||
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"Lived up there for a while, had a business in thornaby. Never had them before or since, they don't get it down here sadly... Can't do fish and chips either
Oh really.
Yep we do it best mind 👅Yes she does, this is true
Im too tired!
I'm too distracted
The knees don’t do it for me
Scared of my big knees
Scared of his big toe
It may kick you somewhere 🤣
He would rather lick me
She's hoping
Omg i meant kick 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah yeah 🤣🤣
Ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im too hot to fuck anyone currently"Ice | |||
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"My air con isn't working Damn. " 🤣🤣 I can help | |||
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"You look like jim reeves Someone might get it. " Your too smiley | |||
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"You look like jim reeves Someone might get it. Your too smiley " Its too hot! | |||
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"Could've been worse, could have said Jimmy Saville "You a windup | |||
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"I’m taking a long bath instead xx 😄" that bum is too fun to look at | |||
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"I’m taking a long bath instead xx 😄" Lives too far away 😢 | |||
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"Cue the puns from the guys living in Bath...? Come on guys, show us your skills!" Makes too many puns | |||
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"Cue the puns from the guys living in Bath...? Come on guys, show us your skills! Makes too many puns " Well with my face I have to work with my humour | |||
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"Cue the puns from the guys living in Bath...? Come on guys, show us your skills! Makes too many puns Well with my face I have to work with my humour " Are we face twins 😂 | |||
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"Cue the puns from the guys living in Bath...? Come on guys, show us your skills! Makes too many puns Well with my face I have to work with my humour Are we face twins 😂" You're too speedy | |||
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"Cue the puns from the guys living in Bath...? Come on guys, show us your skills! Makes too many puns Well with my face I have to work with my humour Are we face twins 😂 You're too speedy" Speedy feels sloth like today | |||
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