This week i have posted 2 comments on the wrong threads making myself look like a very strange pervert rather than just a usual pervert.
To save myself and others the hassle
Post a random comment or story about you thats has no relevance to anything just for the laughs.
Plus it will make me feel better much love.
Goooooo.... |
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Years ago my cat killed my neighbours budgie. I was too scared to tell him so instead I helped him print a flyer and spent 2 days attaching them to lampposts and scouring the neighbourhood. This is my confession. |
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"Years ago my cat killed my neighbours budgie. I was too scared to tell him so instead I helped him print a flyer and spent 2 days attaching them to lampposts and scouring the neighbourhood. This is my confession. "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am howling |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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She started yelping like a Chihuahua as soon as I put my little finger up her arse. From this day on, I've always called her Chihuahua Chick, and she has no idea why. I hope she's not reading this. |
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"She started yelping like a Chihuahua as soon as I put my little finger up her arse. From this day on, I've always called her Chihuahua Chick, and she has no idea why. I hope she's not reading this."
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In the German language there is a big difference between the words flicken and ficken get it wrong and your in big trouble (first is to sow and the second to fuck) as I found out when i asked my nan to fuck my trousers! |
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The time when you walk out of your hotel room, go down three flights of stairs, walk through the hotel lobby, out towards the swimming pool but then realise you’re not at that naturist resort!
Yes I did notice that I was getting some attention but I was a young man, super fit from competitive swimming and just thought I was being admired. 
I’m now in my 50’s, dad bod but do go the naturist sites. We’re actually going to Telford site in the morning. |
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Sometime when an ex partner was asking me to her a favour (like go to Asda for milk) I would say to her “60 second look” she would pull down her clothes bend over and spread her but cheeks for 60 seconds. I wouldn’t touch her, just let her know when the 60 seconds was up.
Depended on how badly she couldn’t be bothered to to whatever it was. |
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"The time when you walk out of your hotel room, go down three flights of stairs, walk through the hotel lobby, out towards the swimming pool but then realise you’re not at that naturist resort!
Yes I did notice that I was getting some attention but I was a young man, super fit from competitive swimming and just thought I was being admired.
I’m now in my 50’s, dad bod but do go the naturist sites. We’re actually going to Telford site in the morning. "
If you got it flaunt it.....
My random comment......was driving along a got a hard on out of no where on a bumpy road.... |
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"Locked myself out of a hotel room d*unk in just my boxers!"
A right of passage surely?
In my case looking for the toilet when the door went clunk. Wearing only a smile i went down to reception. The receptionist/ night desk clerkactually thought it was funny, although I really did try hard to cover my modesty. Back in my room the matter went unreported to my work colleagues staying at the same hotel. My confession here! |
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"Locked myself out of a hotel room d*unk in just my boxers!
A right of passage surely?
In my case looking for the toilet when the door went clunk. Wearing only a smile i went down to reception. The receptionist/ night desk clerkactually thought it was funny, although I really did try hard to cover my modesty. Back in my room the matter went unreported to my work colleagues staying at the same hotel. My confession here!"
The clunk and lack of toilet woke me up pretty sharpish lol |
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"Locked myself out of a hotel room d*unk in just my boxers!
A right of passage surely?
In my case looking for the toilet when the door went clunk. Wearing only a smile i went down to reception. The receptionist/ night desk clerkactually thought it was funny, although I really did try hard to cover my modesty. Back in my room the matter went unreported to my work colleagues staying at the same hotel. My confession here!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *ruebameMan 3 weeks ago
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I once left a pineapple outside my campervan to keep cool and got a knock in the early hour of the morning from two guys as I opened the door to be asked if I wanted some fun my arse has never squeezed so tight as I politely told them no I'm not into that
Not all pineapple are a invite  |
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"I once left a pineapple outside my campervan to keep cool and got a knock in the early hour of the morning from two guys as I opened the door to be asked if I wanted some fun my arse has never squeezed so tight as I politely told them no I'm not into that
Not all pineapple are a invite "
How considerate though thinking about your pineapples welfare ... noone wants a hot pineapple |
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By *ete hMan 3 weeks ago
Penzance |
One time at a work training meeting kinda thing we were asked to tell a surprising fact about ourselves. To this day I don't know why I decided to tell the story about a time I slept with an older woman who said she wouldn't sleep with me unless I shaved my beard off and how proud I was with myself about d*unkenly managing to do it using her lady-razor without cutting myself 🤣🤦🏻♂️ |
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Was chatting to my wife one day and asked what would you do if the police turned up at the door to say I collapsed and died while walking the dog. She said her reply would be. Where's the dog! Good answer I thought! |
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