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"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜
I’m not a pudding store 😢
But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔 you won't have anal on first meet"
He has way too high expectations |
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"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜
I’m not a pudding store 😢
But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔 you won't have anal on first meet"
I think the grass needs cutting |
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"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜
I’m not a pudding store 😢
But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔 you won't have anal on first meet
I think the grass needs cutting "
My fence needs painting |
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"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜
I’m not a pudding store 😢
But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔 you won't have anal on first meet
I think the grass needs cutting
My fence needs painting "
Run out of paint |
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"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜
I’m not a pudding store 😢
But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔 you won't have anal on first meet
I think the grass needs cutting
My fence needs painting
Run out of paint"
Can’t buy paint on a Saturday  |
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"I just really have to go to the pudding store right now, for some uh... pudding 💜
I’m not a pudding store 😢
But I'm too far away and life is chaos 💔 you won't have anal on first meet
I think the grass needs cutting
My fence needs painting
Run out of paint
Can’t buy paint on a Saturday "
Im getting my face painted instead |
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"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!
Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘 |
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"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!
Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘"
Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂 |
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"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!
Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘
Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂"
🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later |
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"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!
Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘
Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂
🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later"
He wants to warm himself up 🤣 |
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"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!
Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘
Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂
🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later
He wants to warm himself up 🤣"
I would but you’re not Bi. Mr however…  |
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"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!
Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘
Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂
🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later
He wants to warm himself up 🤣"
Way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayoutta my league |
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"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!
Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘
Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂
🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later
He wants to warm himself up 🤣
Way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayoutta my league"
Not the case im just more sub |
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"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!
Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘
Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂
🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later
He wants to warm himself up 🤣"
Actually that’s not a bad idea..😆 |
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"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!
Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘
Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂
🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later
He wants to warm himself up 🤣
Way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayoutta my league
Not the case im just more sub "
I want someone to be in control |
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"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!
Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘
Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂
🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later
He wants to warm himself up 🤣
Way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayoutta my league
Not the case im just more sub
I want someone to be in control "
We have different needs |
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"Slightly tired today after glasto excitement wine drinking, electrolyte and bacon baps have helped! PING!
Im too busy dealing with all the rejection and its gunna take me a LONG time 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im ready to help you with that 😘😘
Too busy speeding past you on the way 😂
🤣🤣🤣 I’ll warm up later
He wants to warm himself up 🤣
Way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayoutta my league
Not the case im just more sub
I want someone to be in control
We have different needs "
She needs different things |
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"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎
I like pussy and baps
I like my baps hunted ... oh wait
I’m working on some chat up lines…”boobies” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But you don’t like the boys haha
You’re too devious for me  "
I doubt that |
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"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎
I like pussy and baps
I like my baps hunted ... oh wait
I’m working on some chat up lines…”boobies” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But you don’t like the boys haha "
Shame as most of my pictures are fabbed by them 🙄 still a compliment though |
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"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎
I like pussy and baps
I like my baps hunted ... oh wait
She doesn’t have blue underwear
I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣"
I thought you were just getting T-shirts made?! |
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"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎
I like pussy and baps
I like my baps hunted ... oh wait
She doesn’t have blue underwear
I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Can’t believe you’ve not asked my opinion on what to get 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just gonna furiously refresh your page until they’re up |
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"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎
I like pussy and baps
I like my baps hunted ... oh wait
She doesn’t have blue underwear
I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought you were just getting T-shirts made?! "
He wants ‘baps’ too much |
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"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎
I like pussy and baps
I like my baps hunted ... oh wait
She doesn’t have blue underwear
I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought you were just getting T-shirts made?!
He wants ‘baps’ too much "
Never enough Bap mate, keep them bouncing 24 hours a day in my face! |
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"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎
I like pussy and baps
I like my baps hunted ... oh wait
She doesn’t have blue underwear
I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought you were just getting T-shirts made?!
He wants ‘baps’ too much
Never enough Bap mate, keep them bouncing 24 hours a day in my face! "
I dont have the energy to bounce my baps in his face 24hrs a day hahahaha |
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"I'm a pescatarian😎😎😎😎😎
I like pussy and baps
I like my baps hunted ... oh wait
She doesn’t have blue underwear
I actually do now ... pics pending 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought you were just getting T-shirts made?!
He wants ‘baps’ too much
Never enough Bap mate, keep them bouncing 24 hours a day in my face!
I dont have the energy to bounce my baps in his face 24hrs a day hahahaha"
Ok well just do it for as long as possible while straddling me and then we can collapse together, just as long as they are touching me I’ll be ok 😘 |
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"I'd have to show you my face... 
I prefer a bit of rough
I’m too smooth
I never liked Santana 🤣
Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷♀️
My work here is done 😎
He’s clocked off"
I wouldn’t charge you 🖤 |
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"I'd have to show you my face...
I prefer a bit of rough
I’m too smooth
I never liked Santana 🤣
Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷♀️
My work here is done 😎
He’s clocked off
I wouldn’t charge you 🖤"
Im late and out of the loop 🤣 |
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"I'd have to show you my face...
I prefer a bit of rough
I’m too smooth
I never liked Santana 🤣
Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷♀️
My work here is done 😎
He’s clocked off
I wouldn’t charge you 🖤
Im late and out of the loop 🤣"
He wants to be in the loop
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"I'd have to show you my face...
I prefer a bit of rough
I’m too smooth
I never liked Santana 🤣
Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷♀️
My work here is done 😎
He’s clocked off
I wouldn’t charge you 🖤
Im late and out of the loop 🤣
He wants to be in the loop
"
Your sex toys scare me 😳🤣 |
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"I'd have to show you my face...
I prefer a bit of rough
I’m too smooth
I never liked Santana 🤣
Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷♀️
My work here is done 😎
He’s clocked off
I wouldn’t charge you 🖤
Im late and out of the loop 🤣
He wants to be in the loop
"
This place is loopy |
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"I'd have to show you my face...
I prefer a bit of rough
I’m too smooth
I never liked Santana 🤣
Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷♀️
My work here is done 😎
He’s clocked off
I wouldn’t charge you 🖤
Im late and out of the loop 🤣
He wants to be in the loop
This place is loopy "
Im lost |
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"I'd have to show you my face...
I prefer a bit of rough
I’m too smooth
I never liked Santana 🤣
Im too busy watching john holmes now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷♀️
My work here is done 😎
He’s clocked off
I wouldn’t charge you 🖤
Im late and out of the loop 🤣
He wants to be in the loop
This place is loopy
Im lost "
I can’t find her |
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"Yes but no but, sorry I’m always horny just let me know where you want me.
You have an alarmingly large penis it takes the full camera up
Could be useful to navigate the room…"
He likes to use a cock as a compass |
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"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎
Today has been tiring
I'm too full for baps
Im heartbroken
She’s a got a racy heart
There was no bacon left i had to have a sausage
She’s already eaten my sausage "
Im calling the police for your sausage abuse of me when i was asleep |
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"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎
Today has been tiring
I'm too full for baps
Im heartbroken
She’s a got a racy heart
There was no bacon left i had to have a sausage
She’s already eaten my sausage
Im calling the police for your sausage abuse of me when i was asleep"
I’m in hand cuffs with my truncheon in police custody
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"You are too tired😎😎😎😎😎
Today has been tiring
I'm too full for baps
Im heartbroken
She’s a got a racy heart
There was no bacon left i had to have a sausage
She’s already eaten my sausage
Im calling the police for your sausage abuse of me when i was asleep
I’m in hand cuffs with my truncheon in police custody
"
Love a naughty police women in uniform |
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